Archive for January, 2009
January 31st, 2009
L: Parker Dog’s still queen bitch at the Riviera… besides Lynn. We’re proud to report that he’s had no accidents.
A: Saturday morning was spent in the mineral waterfalls of the Buddah Lounge and spa. While moaning, I could feel myself enlightening to another mental state. I was also enlightened that the other patrons were leaving because of my moaning.
A: Why did we get a $250 dollar cabana so Lynn can blog and watch TV by the pool.
L: Poor Parker’s locked in the room!
Parker: Why aren’t you here?
January 31st, 2009
A: WTFH is this? Looks like Jamie Fox called EVERYONE he knows to put some celebrity juice in his upcoming music video to premier next month.
L: Well I guess this means we can be gangsters now!
A: Where are their pimp cups?
L: Is that Ron Howard…. omg! They are so not “hard”.
A: Can you even name a Jamie Fox song?
L: Exactly.
January 30th, 2009
UPDATE – We’ve arrived to a breathtaking weekend! We’ll keep you posted with videos and pics all weekend because the Riviera is to die for! The hotel just underwent a 70 million dollar makeover and feels like Hollywood without the stuffy static.
We’re leaving now to spend the weekend in the brand spanking new and ultra glam Riviera Resort & Spa. It’s going to be a vay cay filled with first class features, five course dinners, and a spa menu that’s five pages long. Can you believe it?
We deserve a nice break from our Hollywood hustle but we will be back on Sunday in time to do a radio show during the Superbowl for those who hate watching it.
January 30th, 2009
A: It’s back off Britney bitch!
Briteny/her father and mother, never want to see Adnan or Sam Lufti again now that she’s on the straight and narrow. She sent her high priced lawyers into court this morning asking for them to “protect her from Sam and Adnan.”
Armed with God only knows what evidence from their crazy nights together, to block any contact the with them because allegedly “she was afraid of them both and hoped they could be locked up in jail”.
Expect an Adnan or Sam Lufti tell all bestseller in a matter of months.
L: Just FYI Brit, a restraining order won’t stop the vaginal itching.
January 30th, 2009
A: That tree of life on his body grows from the roots of his manhood!
L: Hello? Live Links? Yes I can hold for a sexy blonde. Yes I like girls that like long walks on the beach.
A: Seriously, those tats are fake for his role in “Sympathy for Delicious” about a newly paralyzed deejay (Bloom) who seeks out the world of faith healing. It’s actually directed by Mark Ruffalo, remember he just lost his brother.
L: What a tragedy.
A: It was, and still under investigation.
January 30th, 2009
“I walked away realising that time is short,” he says, talking on a sound stage at the Warner Bros studios in Burbank, California. “I don’t know if I have a day or 10 days or 10 years or 40 years. Am I halfway or am I close to the end? I don’t know, so I have to make sure I don’t waste those moments in any kind of pettiness or bitterness or laziness, and that I surround myself with the people who are most important to me.
“Angelina and I are together because we can enhance each other. I don’t want to waste any time because I’m with company I really, really love.”
January 30th, 2009
Joel McHale was pleasantly surprised by his new Sauber Amerikan wardrobe for him and his wife. Thank God Sauber Amerikan sent him a large because Joel is actually over six foot with bulging biceps! Who knew all that was under his slim fitting suits?
Joel: I love it!
L: It’s Sauber Amerikan which means “clean America” and we got some for your wife too!
Joel: Awesome.
A: Thank God we got a large… you’re much bigger in real life.
L: Look at those biceps!
Joel: Uh…thanks so much guys, these are actually really cool. I’ll wear this.
(hugs, hugs, hugs,)
Joel is making the jump from TV host to mega movie star in 2009, when he’ll star opposite Matt Damon in The Informant.
SHOP SAUBER AMERIKAN NOW
January 30th, 2009
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Coming soon …we’re going to be interviewing the Kardashian girls in Feb.
If Adam doesn’t screw it up for us.
January 30th, 2009
A: Is this considered kiddie porn? Or is it legal because she’s shopping at Royal Dutchess?
L: Those are some big girl boobs!
A: This is huge to see for free, yet incredibly tacky to post. We’re so bad!
L: Annie Lebowitz was sad she wasn’t there that day, and Vanity Fair thought they were the only kiddie porn outlet. By the time she reaches 18 we’ll have seen every part of her. Right Lindsay?
A: You won’t be seeing this on the entertainment news shows.
Photo Cred: Pacific Coast News
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