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Our Riviera Resort & Spa Paradise Pictures

January 31, 2009 by Lynn

L: Parker Dog’s still queen bitch at the Riviera… besides Lynn. We’re proud to report that he’s had no accidents.

A: Saturday morning was spent in the mineral waterfalls of the Buddah Lounge and spa. While moaning, I could feel myself enlightening to another mental state. I was also enlightened that the other patrons were leaving because of my moaning.

A: Why did we get a $250 dollar cabana so Lynn can blog and watch TV by the pool.

L: Poor Parker’s locked in the room!
Parker: Why aren’t you here?

Filed Under: L&A Approved Hot Spots, Lynn And Alex

Jamie Fox’s Poser Posse

January 31, 2009 by Lynn

A: WTFH is this? Looks like Jamie Fox called EVERYONE he knows to put some celebrity juice in his upcoming music video to premier next month.

L: Well I guess this means we can be gangsters now!

A: Where are their pimp cups?

L: Is that Ron Howard…. omg! They are so not “hard”.

A: Can you even name a Jamie Fox song?

L: Exactly.

Filed Under: Gossip

DON’T HATE – We’re Off To The Riviera, Palm Springs

January 30, 2009 by Lynn

UPDATE – We’ve arrived to a breathtaking weekend! We’ll keep you posted with videos and pics all weekend because the Riviera is to die for! The hotel just underwent a 70 million dollar makeover and feels like Hollywood without the stuffy static.

We’re leaving now to spend the weekend in the brand spanking new and ultra glam Riviera Resort & Spa. It’s going to be a vay cay filled with first class features, five course dinners, and a spa menu that’s five pages long. Can you believe it?

We deserve a nice break from our Hollywood hustle but we will be back on Sunday in time to do a radio show during the Superbowl for those who hate watching it.

Filed Under: L&A Approved Hot Spots, Lynn And Alex

Britney Files Restraining Order Against Lutfi & Adnan

January 30, 2009 by Lynn

A: It’s back off Britney bitch!

Briteny/her father and mother, never want to see Adnan or Sam Lufti again now that she’s on the straight and narrow. She sent her high priced lawyers into court this morning asking for them to “protect her from Sam and Adnan.”

Armed with God only knows what evidence from their crazy nights together, to block any contact the with them because allegedly “she was afraid of them both and hoped they could be locked up in jail”.

Expect an Adnan or Sam Lufti tell all bestseller in a matter of months.
L: Just FYI Brit, a restraining order won’t stop the vaginal itching.

Filed Under: Britney Spears

Orlando’s Killer Tats & Shirtless Set Break

January 30, 2009 by Lynn

A: That tree of life on his body grows from the roots of his manhood!
L: Hello? Live Links? Yes I can hold for a sexy blonde. Yes I like girls that like long walks on the beach.

A: Seriously, those tats are fake for his role in �Sympathy for Delicious� about a newly paralyzed deejay (Bloom) who seeks out the world of faith healing. It’s actually directed by Mark Ruffalo, remember he just lost his brother.
L: What a tragedy.
A: It was, and still under investigation.

Filed Under: Gossip

Brad Pitt Cherishes Each Day & So Should You

January 30, 2009 by Lynn

“I walked away realising that time is short,” he says, talking on a sound stage at the Warner Bros studios in Burbank, California. “I don’t know if I have a day or 10 days or 10 years or 40 years. Am I halfway or am I close to the end? I don’t know, so I have to make sure I don’t waste those moments in any kind of pettiness or bitterness or laziness, and that I surround myself with the people who are most important to me.

“Angelina and I are together because we can enhance each other. I don’t want to waste any time because I’m with company I really, really love.”

Filed Under: Brad Pitt

Joel McHale Loves Sauber Amerikan”

January 30, 2009 by Lynn

Joel McHale was pleasantly surprised by his new Sauber Amerikan wardrobe for him and his wife. Thank God Sauber Amerikan sent him a large because Joel is actually over six foot with bulging biceps! Who knew all that was under his slim fitting suits?

Joel: I love it!
L: It’s Sauber Amerikan which means “clean America” and we got some for your wife too!
Joel: Awesome.
A: Thank God we got a large… you’re much bigger in real life.
L: Look at those biceps!
Joel: Uh…thanks so much guys, these are actually really cool. I’ll wear this.
(hugs, hugs, hugs,)