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George Clooney’s New Chick A Gameshow Star?

January 30, 2009 by



A: This is just too juicy to be true! TMZ is saying that George Clooney’s dinner date was a game show junkie. They’ve certainly done their home work because this girl has gone by three different identities on three different shows!

Whats-her-name was on “Hollywood Squares” in late ’03/early ’04, “The Price is Right” in ’06, “Trivial Pursuit” in ’08 and “Don’t Forget the Lyrics” in ’07 — where she won $350,000, despite having an ear-shattering singing voice.

If you like game show girls our neighbor Lisa has been on two! George would have better luck cruising on Facebook. We doubt this relationship is going anywhere.

Filed Under: George Clooney

Amy Winehouse Robbed While Boinking On Vacationing

January 30, 2009 by

A: Does this girl ever get a break? She gets all high on life and then has to come down because her drug karma came back to bite her in the ass.

Over $20,000 dollars worth of guitars and music recording equipment was stolen from Amy Winehouse’s home while she was in St. Lucia. She arrived home to find her door kicked in and called the police but thankfully she had her favorite guitar was with her.

L: Also her collection of designer crack pipes and tie offs were still under the floor boards where she left them. Sorry I couldn’t resist.

‘Amy is devastated. Some of the guitars are irreplaceable due to their sentimental value.

‘The flat is in a real state. It had been cleaned up in preparation for her return.
Amy

‘Now she will have to start from scratch to replace what has been stolen.’

A: Can you imagine trying to question all your druggie friends while they scratch themselves?

Filed Under: Amy Winehouse

Jessica Simpson’s Not Fat, Hello, She’s Wearing Leather Pants”

January 30, 2009 by

A: Jessica probably shopped her ass off for the last two days to find the perfect outfit for the final stop on her tour no one knew about, in Charlottesville, Virginia. Thanking her fans and her new leather pants for their support.

‘Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. I feel like in our world today we focus on so many things that are completely pointless.Thank you for your support. Stay positive, and pray out loud.’

Did she just call me FAT?

Jessica Simpson must be eating up all this hefty press. Her weight has become such a hot topic they’re having the Editor of People Magazine, Galina Espinoza, and a model come on The Today Show and come up with words to explain the phenomenon!

“Jessica Simpson is becoming part of this trend we call body-bullying,” Espinoza told Morales. “People are cruelly mocking her, making her feel like there is something wrong with her just because she has a slightly fuller figure. It’s something that’s going on increasingly in Hollywood.”

Body Bullying?! Bitch PLEASE! Try living in West Hollywood , CA where if you frequent McDonald’s you’re invisible. Don’t you agree Jessica?

DAMN TOOTIN’!

Filed Under: Gossip, Jessica Simpson

DON’T HATE – We’re Off To The Riviera, Palm Springs”

January 30, 2009 by




Update – We’ve arrived to a breathtaking weekend! We’ll keep you posted!

We’re leaving now to spend the weekend in the brand spanking new and ultra glam Riviera Resort & Spa!

It’s going to be a weekend filled with spa treatments, five course dinners, and we hear the pool is addictive after the hotel underwent a $70 million renovation project.

We deserve a nice break from our Hollywood Hustle but will be back on Sunday in time to do a radio show during the Superbowl for everyone who can’t stand watching it.

Mobile Blogging from here.

[ From Our I Phone]


Filed Under: Gossip

Facebook To Blame For Khloe & Rashad’s Break Up

January 29, 2009 by

A: Ok we love Khloe but had no idea she was going out with this guy Rashad(NBAAAA?) Anyways, he’s a scum bag asshole so does it matter now?

Khloe thought she was in love until she took a trip to visit Rashad in the Windy City and was blown away by his master skills in landing women online through Facebook. He was hooking up online like a gay guy and she found evidence proving it. NO it wasn’t a box of tissue next to the computer, she’s just calling it evidence.

She confronted him, and he reacted angrily and tried to deny the story at first before admitting that it was true. He had been hooking up with girls over Facebook for the past two weeks.

Khloe’s a strong girl and she’s not letting any online predator/NBA Star break her heart…

“I was so shocked; I thought I was in a committed relationship,” Khloe tells Life & Style. “I’m a little upset today, but I’ll get over it. I’m going to Tampa tomorrow with my sisters to host Super Bowl parties and we are going to party the pain away.”

Poor Khloe, six months of her Hollywood nights for this. We spit on him!

Filed Under: Gossip

Lily’s Bitchy Behavior At Comeback Party Explained

January 29, 2009 by


L: Kate what’s wrong with you nose? Do you need a tissue?
A: Lily Allen performed to a crowd of fans and A listers last night in London, but after singing she dashed off with Kate Moss to the supermodel’s house in St John’s Wood for a SNORT while.

Once she got a breath of the invigorating air at Kate Moss’ house she went to the after party thrown in her honor by her label EMI. Mark Ronson was spinning the tunes but Lily didn’t care she was pouting and left after only 20 mins.

Now why on Earth would she come to the party only to leave 20 minutes later?

Hmmmm…..COKE HEAD! Look at the bright side at least we didn’t have to see her nipples.

Filed Under: Lily Allen Topless

Oh Goodie – Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is Pregnant

January 29, 2009 by

L: Republican baby maker and everyones least favorite co-host, Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pregnant with her third little future Republican. She made the announcement this morning on every housewife and gay man’s favorite morning show, The View:

We were thoroughly happy with the surprise of it. I didn’t even know for two months. I thought I was just tired from the excitement of the presidential election.

Is she building her own Christian army? Onward Christian soldiers!
A: What Lynn means to say is congratulations.
L: No I didn’t.

Filed Under: Gossip

Angelina’s Dad Doesn’t Know Shilo’s A Movie Star

January 29, 2009 by


John Voit swears he and Angelina are reconciling after fighting for years, but why do we know more about his grandchildren than he does?

When asked about what he thought of his granddaughter Shiloh doing a cameo in Benjamin Button he had no idea!

I thought Brad was brilliant in it,” he says. “The piece was brilliant.” But the 70-year-old was caught off guard when asked if he had noticed his granddaughter Shiloh’s short cameo in the film. “I didn’t know that Shiloh was in it,” he said. “Really? I wasn’t prepared for that … where is it in the film?”

Grandpa you never support me!

Angelina probably tells her tribe of children that Grandpa died in a terrible lion attack so she doesn’t have to deal with him.

Filed Under: Angelina Jolie, Gossip