EXCLUSIVE : Dr. Drew’s New Show – Celebrity Sex Addictions” Hell Yeah”

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Another LA Rag Mag Exclusive!

A: Are you addicted to watching addicts try and become sober like us? Do you love watching celebs relapse on UnSober House?

L: That’s not fair there’s like 5 sober people and then there’s Shifty who loves the crack pipe.

A: Whatever, it’s Intervention done right and VH1 knows it. On top of Celebrity Rehab, and Un-Sober House, our reliable sources say Dr. Drew is currently in the works with a show that helps celebrities deal with the addiction of the moment, sex.

L: It sounds so good I think I just ejaculated in my pants. Is that a problem? Can I be on the show?

A: I KNOW! No word on the cast yet so let’s cast it ourselves. Hmmmm…let’s see.. Tommy Lee should be called.

L: David Duchovny won’t do it, but I bet Mary Carey would.

A: Ray J! No! George Michael! They have to have a gay cruiser.

L: So when they relapse do we get to see them have hot sex on the therapy couch in night vision?

Ashley Tisdale Deals With Recession

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L: Look people. We all have to deal with things in our own way. High School Musical money maker and nose job having, Ashley Tisdale was spotted out in her new Mercedes-Benz G 550 earlier this week in Los Angeles while clutching her Louis Vuitton bag.

A: Her nose job is working on me. I almost forgot that she had that thing hacked on. Worked. It’s no Jennifer Grey.

L: Will she escape the Disney wonder girl, gone druggie, baby losing, hair cutting, chain smoking, mess of a Disney dumpster. Just curious? Let’s hope not.

Hugh Jackman Addresses Those Huge Gay Rumors

UPDATE: Apparently some readers didn’t catch our first posting detailing all the reason Hugh Jackman ISN’T Gay. He can’t be right? Well why is he even talking to Barbara about it?

A: We will all look back at this clip in five years when the rumors of Hugh Jackman being gay are proven true and say I told you so. Hugh and his wife have a well known arrangement in Hollywood and we all play along. If your husband wants to adopt and works out for an hour at “the gym” everyday…FOLLOW HIM.

Hugh is forgetting one minor detail, the blogs.

You see, Hugh’s song and beard dance, would’ve worked in the 60′s, but the days of a Rock Huson Leading Man are numbered because information travels a lot faster these days. Including information you don’t want people to know. Like the fact that you’re always with your business partner who you wear a matching ring with and NOT your wife.

Hollywood knows Hugh, just like we did with Rosie, Ellen, Anderson, and Neil. Who will be the first to prove the whispers?

Watch that tight ass of yours.

FRIENEMIES? – Paula & Kara Sooo Hate Each Other

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A: Sure Paula & Kara were friends when she got her the job on TV’s biggest show, but their sweetness has become sour and we’re not even to the finals yet. Last night their broken friendship was the only thing we could see besides Paula’s jewelery line on every damn girl she could give it to (stop with the star rings).

After Paula publicly slammed Kara in the pages of OK Magazine saying:
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“We tried four judges before and it doesn’t work. It takes up so much time for each of us to give our opinion that it slows down the pace of the show.”

Paula’s right we DON’T care what four judges think and mostly just fast forward once the kids are done yelling (not singing) into the mic. The rift between the two ladies was so transparent on last night’s show all you had to do was watch Kara.

Whatever Paula said Kara objected to, and whenever Paula tried to slur her thoughts like grandpa on a morphine drip, Kara made faces the whole time.

Kara even responded to Paula’s carefully chosen hate words by saying:

Paula has a right to her opinions, but I was disappointed by her comments, and hurt that she did not address them to me in person.

I predict it’s the last season for Paula who’ll go on to make star bracelets, star headbands, and star g strings which she’ll sell on QVC while loaded.

Real Housewives’ New Rich Man & Other Rag-Tastic Links

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ON TO THE NEXT BANK – Husband Jeff Has Died But Was Gretchen Dating New Man Jay The Whole Time?

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SEX TALK – Stevie & Obama Talk About The Bedroom…AWKWARD!

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BROMANCE YES! – Orlando & Eric Bana Are Down Under Buddies

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YOU’LL GO BLIND – If You Watch The Rumored OctoMom Porn SITE NSFW

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PILLOW TALK – Pillows That Will Make You Scream

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SECRET LOVERS – Michael Phelps Is Secretly Dating A Canadian! They loooooove Pot! See Her Here – SITE NSFW

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K FED KIDS? – He’s Designing An Affordable Line Of Kids Clothes Because What Else Can He Do?

Angelina & Brad Take The Kids To Broadway’s Mermaid

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A: Trying to be a normal family living as part of our world in New York, Angelina & Brad took the herd to see The Little Mermaid (on skates but looks like swimming) on Broadway. Judging from their faces as they were leaving it doesn’t seem like anyone liked it except Shiloh. I bet the performers sang better and danced sharper because the knew the Prom King & Queen were attending.

These kids are so cool they’re not even in bed at 9PM!

Adam’s Daily Podcast – Today With Dave Dameshek

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A: Did we already tell everyone that Adam’s podcast is #1 on iTunes!? His exit from CBS Radio could be the best thing that ever happened. Like we always say if you want Hollywood to want you, all you have to do is leave and they’ll call.

Adam feels free to talk about what went on behind the scenes at the station between him and Jack Silver during the first year. With special sports guy guest and friend we’ve never met, Dave Dameshek.

Always interesting.

Matthew McConaughey Works It Out Or In

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A: How does Matthew McConaughey manage to make every work out look like some episode of Bromance. What’s going on here?

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L: Looks like some post pubescent boy locked in his bathroom.

A: Look at that! I bet Matthew can suck his own…

L: ALEX!