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Is Justin Gaston CAA’s Bad Actor? – Rag Mag Exclusive”

March 31, 2009 by

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A: No, No! It can’t BE! He’s PERFECT in every way!

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L: We all know he’s Miley Cyrus’ boyfirend, a singer, and every inch of his body, but can Justin Gaston act? Our sources tell us the boy wonder who never speaks (we tried to get an interview) was recently sent to a casting by the Mega agents over at CAA. Which means they’re testing his skills around town, but here’s what one casting director had to say about his performance:

So Justin Gaston comes in to audition for a film I’m casting. (Everyone giggles) Now imagine, whatever you’re thinking that he will be like,(casting director pauses) he was worse than that.

A: No word on what he was trying out for, but do we really ever need to hear Justin speak. Wouldn’t some men just be hotter if they were a Mute? For the record, Justin, we will love you no matter what because you’re Americana perfected.

L: You would be hotter if you were a mute.

A: How can you say that to your husband of 3 years!!!??

L: Because you’ve been my boyfriend for 10! Justin’s come a long way since Premiere Model Management look at his old comp card. That’s what you call these, comp cards, but they’re usually a picture package scam.

A: Ummmm this comp card might be current.

Filed Under: Miley Cyrus

Taye Diggs & Idina Menzel’s Baby Is More Talented Than Yours

March 31, 2009 by

Actress Idina Menzel and actor Taye Diggs arrive at the premiere

A: It’s a true Broadway love story that I’m sure they’ll make into a movie musical one day. Taye Diggs & Idina Menzel were no names actors struggling to survive when they met in the original 1996 Broadway production of Rent in NYC.

Now after surviving the ups and downs of Hollywood together for over a decade they’re ready to settle down and have babies that will beat your kids in future talent shows. The couple is expecting their first baby!

Congrats, you can tell these two are truly in love with each other and it’s not a Hollywood pairing of publicity.

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ON SET: Star Trek The Porn

March 31, 2009 by

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A: They boldly go where only hundreds of other men have gone. Or other production companies for that matter, this idea has been before.redone so many times.
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L: How is this even possible with licensing?

A: Dorks + Star Trek + Porn = Locking the door so Mom doesn’t come into the basement to do the laundry.

This voyage is NSFW kiddies.

Filed Under: WTF?

Whose Picking Out Some Slutty At Victoria’s Secret?

March 31, 2009 by

She’s going low for the sale items, they’re down there next to the Malt O Meal.
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Filed Under: Gossip

Daisy Of Love Is Coming To VH1

March 31, 2009 by

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(Front row from L to R- Fox, ’84, ’86, ’85, Chi Chi, Daisy, London, Tool Box, Sinister, 12 Pack, Torch and Flipper)
(Back row from L to R- Big Rig, Weasel, Flex, Cage, Brooklyn, Dropout, Professor, 6 Gauge and Cable Guy)

A: April 26th is a day that will live forever in history as Daisy, from dumped Rock Of Love Fame, sets out to discover true love!

L: I watch every one of these shows on VH1 and I can’t believe 12 pack is begging for her love. Does he even know her?

A: He’s been on I love NY, I Love Money, and now he loves Daisy too? What a man slut.

L: Tune in to see our friend’s clothing line Sauber Amerikan, bust onto the VH1 scene by providing clothes for the entire cast! Daisy’s a huge fan of the Americana line and so they made her a whole wardrobe of custom clothes to rock.

Daisy’s quest for true love kicks-off as “Daisy of Love” premieres Sunday, April 26 at 9:00 PM on VH1.

Filed Under: Gossip

Jaime Pressly Knows Victoria’s Secret

March 31, 2009 by

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Keep your man happy!
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Oprah’s African School Rocked By New Sex Scandal

March 31, 2009 by

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UPDATE: Oprah releases a statement:

“I’m disappointed that several of our students chose to disregard the school’s rules. It’s disheartening when any student has to be suspended or expelled and it’s a process that involves serious review and consideration.”

A: It’s not fair for me to even call this a sex scandal because really what’s going on at Oprah’s private school for girls in Johansenberg South Africa, is what happens in every boarding school. The kids are doing bad things when the teachers aren’t looking. Not drugs but sexual touching and games, which caused 15 students to be ejected from the school, with this letter of explanation to their parents.

“You have been found guilty of physical contact of a sexual nature with another pupil on campus, harassment, bullying other girls on campus and of being dishonest by not telling investigators the whole truth,” a letter to her parents read.
Other girls were caught fondling each other or trying to get other girls to join them in lesbian liasons, the paper reported.

A year ago the school’s sexual charges that had Oprah crying on national television, were against a matron who was suppose to be watching the girls, but this time it was the children. So I doubt that she’ll be crying over this.

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I’m not saying it’s ok by any means but, it sounds to me like these kids are experiementing sexually like any young kid. I know I experimented with friends, I didn’t do it at my boarding school in Africa that was the key to my future success, but I think everyone kisses their pillow or plays truth or dare. Perhaps many of these children, have been exposed to highly sexual situations before coming to the school, and are acting act what they’ve seen.

“It is because they contravened the school’s code of conduct,” she said. “We regard the incident as confidential.”

Regardless it was a mistake, and the 15 kids have lost their golden ticket.

Filed Under: Oprah

Ed Westwick Works a Kilt

March 31, 2009 by

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Oh to be front row, looking up from the seats below the runway…

I’d say this look works for Ed Westwick. Dirty, rich, and beautiful. However, Chuck Bass would never be seen on the Upper East side sporting a tartan plaid kilt. Who knows what the winds might uncover. Sir Sean Connery, and Mike Myers were among the celebs putting on kilts for the “Dressed to Kilt” fashion show benefiting the Friends of Scotland charity in NYC on Monday night.

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Love the sleeveless vest. It’s so gay bartender. Apple martini please.
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Filed Under: Gossip