Lohan: Red Bull, OJ, & Vodka?

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Lindsay lesbian Lohan and Samantha swears she’s not a dude Ronson have managed to stay out of the tabloids with no public fights or freakouts. Wow, I wonder what has calmed the once crazy car crashing party girl down?

Red Bulls, OJ, and Vodka? Oh, I am sure it’s just Red Bull and OJ. Of course there is no vodka in there.

I don’t think there is a virgin anything in this photo.

Inside Paris’ 28th Birthday Party – Stripper Pole Included

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Work that pole!

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Pear Pear had her 28th birthday party at her house and we were there…well we were in that room three weeks too early but WE WERE THERE!
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We don’t recognize anyone in these pics except for Nicky which means we must have been invited. Her people probably forgot to call, or she was sooo busy in Tokyo she wrote our address down wrong on her scented pink invitations.

She gave party-goers only one rule, telling everyone, ‘ you have to wear pink to get in’. Revellers ate food and pink cotton candy served by waiters wearing pink wigs. Among the guests, were Paris Hilton’s sister Nicky and her ex Kevin Connolly, American actress and singer Hayden Panettiere, and Justin Timberlake’s business partner Trace Ayala.

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Happy birthday Pear Pear.

Why The Hell Are Chris Brown & Rihanna Working Things Out In Miami?

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L: The best place to forgive your boyfriend for beating you is Paradise and that’s exactly where Chris Brown & Rihanna are at right now. Nestled away in P Diddy’s coastal Miami mansion, the pair is trying to rebuild the love that Chris beat and bit out of her on Feb. 8th.

A: What a difference three weeks can make. I’m sure Chris is being on his best boyfriend behavior like all wife beaters when they want their security blanket back. I watched Casino for three hours yesterday so Sharon Stone taught me all about this. Let me guess she got new jewelry?

If a wife or girlfriend chooses not to press charges, it makes a guilty conviction a lot less likely in court.

The cycle of abuse didn’t stop with Chris… and in fact I’m sure it’s bound to happen again.

L: Apparently, they’ve been there since Thursday falling in love again, and Chris was seen riding a jet ski all smiles. All smiles because he gets the woman he loves back and his career, it makes me want to puke!

A: We’re all going to be expected to forgive him and act like nothing happened because Rihanna did! It sends such a terrible message to woman in the same situation. How could her family let her go back to him? After all the media attention, her father, Ronald Flatly still supports her saying:

Whatever road she chooses, I’m behind her

L: Rihanna doesn’t have to live her life for every battered wife out there. Remember she didn’t call 911 someone else did. I think he’s a creepy manipulative freak show, but I’ve only met him once…and he did say he loved me.

A: Still, don’t you think Rhianna is going to lose fans!?

L: I’m lost?