A: Look here’s Zac and his Mom landing at LAX after promoting 17 Again around the world.
L: They’re adorable, and they have the same hair!!
A: She looks more like Vogue editor, Anna Wintour don’t you think?
L: Anna would never smile that big.
Zac & His Mom Return To LA
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Jennifer Garner Explains Rug Burns On Red Carpet
April 30, 2009 by
A: We all saw them and that’s why Letterman was worried…
Timberlake Tequila: 901
April 30, 2009 by
L: I’ll take a shot… or you can just pour it over my face, Justin. Up to you.
Because there is always more money to be had, Justin Timberlake has become a distiller of fine tequila. Why not? Apparently, he isn’t just slapping his name on clothes, and MTV shows, Justin’s actually making a respectable product.
A: His celebrity endorsements are boldly going where only P Diddy has dared to go before!
L: 901 Tequila is named for the area code in the JT’s hometown of Memphis and will be available to make you holla for 40 dollas in the Spring.
A: Oh God, I get it already, he’s from Memphis.
L: Just FYI. This guy took the tequila around to some NYC bars and got people’s reaction’s without the Timberlake’s name!
Self-proclaimed “tequila geek” Dave Kaplan, owner of East Village speakeasy-style bar Death & Co said:
“It’s actually a really nice product, It has a nice richness to it, a full-body mouth feel, a nice finish.”
Head bartender Brian Miller said.
“I gotta admit, I’m a little surprised,” he said. “I get some vanilla [notes] … I like that.”
L: I want some, I want some. Let me taste. I want to taste!
A: It doesn’t taste like Justin’s pores Lynn… it tastes like Tequila.
Cheers Queers!
Jennifer Aniston Can’t Be Adopting & Other Rag-Tastic Links
April 30, 2009 by
JENNIFER’S GOING TO ADOPT – Sources Say She’s Sick Of Waiting For Mr. Mom
VINTAGE HOLLYWOOD – Ricky Martin As Bisexual Brando & Other Celebs Try To Be Legends
EVERYTHING ONLINE!! – Unstoppable Hulu Joins Forces With Disney & ABC
HEAVY PETTING – A New Site Dedicated To The Pets We All Forget While Having Sex. See The Poodle?
QUIZ – Whose Tramp stamp is a little to the right when it should hang a little to the LEFT?
A-ROD A ROID’ER – New Book Claims A Rod’s Been using Steroids For Years & Gets B++ch Tits?
Guess Which Top Gun Star Is Gay”
April 30, 2009 by
L: Is this a trick question?
A: No one really is gay and isn’t afraid to show her new self to the world. Kelly McGillis, the sultry serrenaded star of Top Gun, has trader in her bomber jacket for beavers. Even though she has two kids and was married once Kelly says it’s time to be honest.
Welcome Kelly, we’re glad you could be honest with yourself. Here’s your gay gift and if you’ll just proceed to the next window we’ll be happy to get you your new Lesbian Look at window number 8.
Although get ready to be shocked because Top Gun was released in 86′ people.
L: WHAT IN THE WORLD!!!?? This is HER?
A: What? That’s her new lesbian look she just picked up at window number 8.
L: Uh ok, welcome.
Dazed Paula Abdul Tricked By Bruno
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A: Paula wanted to be in movies but I don’t think she wanted to be ridiculed in the movies. Leaks from the anticipated Sasha Baron Cohen movie, Bruno, are saying that Paula does a sit down interview with the character and never even realizes what’s going on. Unlike other pranked celebs (Ron Paul) in the film who catch on quite quickly Paula never even bats and eye.
‘Hey Paula’ has a whole new meaning now.
Worth the $12 dollars right there!
Redmond O’Neil Appears In Court
April 30, 2009 by
Redmond O’Neal, son of Farrah Fawcett, makes his appearance at the Santa Clarita Superior Court for possessing a controlled substance during a search at a jail security checkpoint.
A: Redmond pleaded not guilty but if this judge’s hairstyle is like her hand of the law, it’s been a steady hand since 1992. We’re afraid you’ll be spending a lot of time behind bars Redmond.
