Jon & Kate + Affair = One Salacious Story

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A: You may not know Jon & Kate, but they’re the perfect married couple on TLC and they have 8 children. Yes eight children!! Which may explain why Jon was recently accused of cheating by The National Enquirer. Jon was caught making out with a brunette woman at the sleazy America’s Best Value Inn Motel!

L: EWWW!

A: I know. Only miles from his home where the hit TV show is produced. Jon of course denies the whole story which is where it gets really good, because no one trusts The National Enquirer right? Well here comes US Weekly with the pictures!

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L: And he’s still denying it!?!

A: Digging himself even deeper!

“Like most people, I have male and female friends, and I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV,” the dad of 8 tells Extra. However, being out with them late at night showed poor judgment on my part. What makes me sick is that my careless behavior has put my family in this uncomfortable position,” he continues. “My family is the most important thing in my life and it kills me that these allegations have hurt them.”

A: Now Jon’s family is crumbling as fast as his story and it’s all because of one security guard, named David Reitnatauer, no one probably ever looked at or noticed, now selling all the details. He’s been watching Jon frequent the motel bar for the past month, trying to catch women with his expensive sports car, the Nissan Nismo. Give him a break he’s on TLC.

“Jon has been coming to the motel bar Legends for the past month. Usually he pulls up in his white Nissan Nismo with a buddy.

“He stands outside his car, waiting for local women to come over and comment on his car. He usually arrives around 11 p.m., hangs outside in the parking lot for an hour or so, and then leaves with his buddy. He then returns around 1:30 a.m. when the bar is about ready to close.

“But on Saturday, April 18, it was different. I had never seen him actually go into the club until that night.

“This time, instead of a buddy in the passenger seat, there was a beautiful young brunette.

“I’ve watched his show – the woman he was with wasn’t his wife Kate.

A: Wha what? You want to know where Kate was? On her book tour for Eight Little Faces, but neither was with any of their eight little faces. Strange.

L: Jon & Kate plus two nannies!

A: This is a guy who’s been accused (by many students) of flirting with and trying to kiss co-ed girls at Juanita College back in February. He denied it.

L: He’s a baby maker this is what he does! He’s the worst type of baby maker.

A: There’s no excuse, although Jon seems to be full of them. Here he goes again….

“I went to Legends to speak to the owner. A friend of mine wanted to check out my car, so I let her drive it to her car,” he says. “Yes, I have female friends — but that is all she is. I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV.”

We Prefer Heidi & Spencer Like This”

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Heidi & Spencer Pratt having the most romantic honeymoon ever in Mexico.

Via: US

Stupid Lies” Get Your Stupid Lies”

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Remember Wasted Paula? Missing Her

L: Oh God I loved this show.

A: I can’t believe she hasn’t had her people pull this from Youtube! Everything’s being pulled down so treasure Bravo’s Hey Paula while you can!

L: I miss those days with Paula Abdul, her laugh, her rolling around wasted on the floor of the perfume makers office overlooking Manhattan. Those were the days.

A: Oh God, she’s talking about her Bratz movie that she was suppose to help on but got cut out.

L: LOL “Where’s God when you need him!” These are the days of our lives Paula.

A: She cried so much on this show. Nurse! Nurse!

Paula : You guys, please! I’m trying to tell a GODDAMN STORY!!

A: Now She’s shopping on pills…. that’s so Winona Ryder.

L: Where are my dolls! My dolls!

A: Bravo should just give her whatever money she wants for another season. Please.

Mad Scientists Are Scary: Sheeppig

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L: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.

A: Is that even real?

L: Her name is Elizabeth and she was the hottest pork on the market during a recent livestock auction in Lancashire, England.

She is a queen of her species – a rare Austrian Mangalitza Gilt – and one of only a handful to thrive in Britain.

A: See the lucky girl who paid $500 dollars for her.

Tom Brady’s Ex Isn’t Going To Like These Pics

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A: Put aside the fact that we adore Gisele & Tom Brady together, and think Gisele is totally in the right trying to create a bond with Tom’s 19 month old child John. His ex, Bridget Moynahan, HATES Gisele and cant’ stand to see her romping around with their son. So Gisele got married to Tom not once, but twice just to rub it in her face for the family. Yes, Bridget did attend their wedding in February but that was more for the kid.

Now as they share joint custody she’s going to have to see her son grow up in tabloids on Gisele’s shoulders.

OMG: Channing Tatum in Twilight?

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L: I die! Does Channing Tatum even read? We just assumed someone told him his lines as they shot. He’s hot…. who cares if he can read. Looks like Twilight and New Moon screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg thinks that Tatum would be perfect to play bad-boy vampire Riley in Eclipse, the third in the four-book series.

A: OMG, so hot… a bad boy vampire!

Melissa Rosenberg went on to say:

“There’s a very big battle at the end with Riley, and I think Channing would do that so well… And there are some complexities to that character, “He really is tragic. He’s a puppet for Victoria vampire played by Rachelle Lefevre. So he has to break your heart a little bit at the end when he realizes that she doesn’t want him. Channing could do that beautifully.”

We think he’s perfect for the part… and we can give him his lines as he goes on set. Deal?

Paris & Nicky Hilton Deal With The Recession Again

paris hilton chewy vuittonA: Follow in Pear Pear & sister Nicky’s footsteps and give back to the economy by trying to have everything that celebs buy at Kitson, including this new Chewy Vuitton dog bed! A must in the midst of a recession for any dog.
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Ewww how’d she’d get into this posting!? Get away Octomom no one wants to see you shop at TARGET. So pedestrian.