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You have to know the song “Total Eclipse From The Heart” from the 80′s along with the awesomely bad video filled with ninjas, diapers, and one frizzy hair don’t from hell!! Oh the 80′s when no one knew what a music video should be.
The best thing to do is watch it with friends (my BF Christina sent it to us via France) and sing along!! Only 57,000 have seen it so let’s claim it as our own!
Christina: OMG you have to see this, it’s hysterical, this guy dubs over terrible videos from the 80′s! My favorite line is when they sing
(Sang to the tune of ‘Turn Around..”) Me-Ta-Phor!
A: My favorite line is when she slows it down for the chorus:
Now I’m pretending like I’m Eva Peron. Look at me I’m lifting my arms!
Christina: The 80′s were filled with just random crap shoved into one video.
A: Case in point.
Press play and start off your weekend off with a laugh!
CLICK THROUGH TO GAZE UPON ALL THE GODS WITH US
A: This guy isn’t dating Jennifer Aniston, and he has absolutelty no relation to celebrity gossip whatsoever.
This is just time consuming God woship of false and very solid idols. Well more like body worship for a good cause, since these rugby players are donating their flesh for charity. Which one? You don’t care.
Women will drool over the naughty photos inside (a few butts so safe for some work places), and the gays reading will actual purchase it.
For the straight guys that actually have the balls to compare their bodies to the Gods of Football they will feel something else when they look at the pics.
That tinge of self judgement that women are hit with everyday by every form of media that says, “This is hot and you are just a big fat cow.”
I love my body, but when I look upon the Gods I’m a short hairy troll, and I can feel a woman’s pain as she flips through a Cosmo. Women even get subscriptions to mags so they can feel that self hate every month of the year. It’s INSANITY! We’re all beautiful!
WHY DO WE JUDGE OURSELVES AND COMPARE OUR BODIES TO PEOPLE WHO WERE OBVIOUSLY JUST PUT ON THIS PLANET TO BREED AND PLAY SPORTS!
God.
A: This isn’t gay porn we swear! It supports a good cause, call the…the.. hold on we have it…(reading) Gods of Football raises awareness and funds for The McGrath Foundation.
L: YEAH! THOSE GUYS!
Andrew Welsh ! What are you doing here alone only wearing a sweat rag? Why we’re the only ones left in the locker room…it’s completely empty!
Essendon Bombers
Daniel Conn I said throw it Daniel. Don’t just stand there looking pretty I’m open! I’m open!
Gold Coast Titans
David Williams is also on the DVD cover
David Williams is bummed the game is over and it’s shower time.
Manly Sea Eagles
Dene Halatau looks like he may shank us in the showers.
Wests Tigers
Justin Carney’s horse ass needs it’s own stable. YEAW!
Canberra Raiders
Matt Cooper has one big ball.
St. George-Illawarra Dragons
BUY YOUR COPY, or rent it from Netflicks, and make yourself feel good in so many ways.
UPDATE: Rag Maggers have pointed out her man candy is none other than Eric Northman from True Blood!
A: Now that she’s the Star she always wanted to be, Lady Gaga’s music videos are finally getting some money poured into them, instead of having her club kid friends in black eye shadow posing! UGH!
If you’ve ever wondered what a porn might look like starring Lady Gaga this is it. The “movie” opens like a fashion shoot and we see our Lady getting it on with a sexy French guy in suspenders. So naturally we’re giving her our full attention.
Too bad he’s a fame whore who’s sold her out to the press. GASP!
L: She looks beautiful here which is extremely hard for Lady Gaga with that nose of hers. I’m guessing the part where he calls her a c*$t doesn’t make the final MTV version.
A: Only GaGa can make a neck brace and a wheel chair cool. Uh oh now her club kid friends are back voguing all around her wheel chair body. You know Lady, you could hire what they call in the business a CHOREOGRAPHER.
L: KA-WHAT! She totally stole that outfit from the George Michael “Too Funky” Video prop closet!
A: TOTES! But stealing from the gays is what pop stars DO BEST! Kids these days don’t remember George Michael before he wanted to touch other men in the bathroom, and this video does exactly what a music video should do.
L: Make us love a song we hated on the album.
A: Speaking of albums shouldn’t she be working on her next one before the radio plays her out into a pop grave?
A: WTH!? New photos have broke of Britney Spears on the set on her new video Radar, and she didn’t get our memo.
As die hard fans of the song (which was on both her Circus and Blackout album), we would sing along and imagine the video to be full of hot Navy guys in tight outfits!
L: Or Britney naked and tied up in sailor’s knots.
A: Or Britney humping a huge peroscope, but no doubt a radar would be used.
But instead she’s giving us a Pretty Woman equestrian day at the tracks? SAD FACE!
L: I don’t care if my Britney bitch rolls around in mud as long as she changes at least five times in the video, I’ll buy it.
BOB AT HOME IN YOUR LIVING ROOM – Biggest Loser The Video Game Now With Bob!
GOT MILK? – If Zacary Quinto’s Not Gay What’s That All Over His Face?
NUDE NEWS – Check Out This Athlete’s Soccer Balls
GAY GIRL FIGHT – Well They’re Guys But Close Enough. IT’S ON! Adam Lashes Back At Clay
FUNNY OR RACIST? – Kristin Cavalieri’s Birthday Present? Site Not Safe For Work
These are AUTHENTIC images according to Kanye For his new video, not the leak yesterday. Personally I think he had a bigger hit with his first attempt of just sexy Rihanna.
A: Everytime I visited the Kan-Ego on his blog it’s like I’m getting in trouble from my single Black father who’s never around and only shows up to discipline me. He yells and me, I sit there and take it, and then when I can’t stand him spitting on me any longer I huff off to my room to blog and slam the door.
Our argument last night was about that leaked video for “Paranoid” we posted with Rihanna in it. Apparently, it wasn’t the right one and Daddy’s furious! All capitals here we come…
IT HURTS ME TO SEE THE OLD AND VERY WRONG VERSION OF THE PARANOID VIDEO GET LEAKED ALL OVER THE NET WHILE I WAS ON AN 11 HR FLIGHT AND COULDN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. IT’S JUST FRUSTRATING WHEN THIS STUFF HAPPENS BECAUSE I REALLY CARE ABOUT THE PRODUCT AND SINCE VIDEOS NEVER GET PLAYED ANY WAY YOU MIGHT AS WELL TWEAK THEM AND MAKE THEM AS SPECIAL AS POSSIBLE. THE VERSION THAT GOT LEAKED FROM THE CAMERA PHONE LAST WEEK IS AT LEAST A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE FINAL PRODUCT. THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR YOUR SUPPORT BUT THAT VIDEO WAS NOT UP TO MY STANDARDS. HERE’S SOME SCREEN SHOTS FROM THE REAL VIDEO
Kanye’s such an idiot he doesn’t realize the leak is the best thing that could’ve happened for his new single and Rihanna, because it gives us a glimpse of the post Chris Brown future we’ve all been hungry for.
So Just to piss Dad off again because I hate him for grounding me here’s the video in case you missed it!
