FIND OUT WHO!

A: I die! Only the slutiest of all the sluts sits THAT WAY.

L: You’ve got to be f’ing kidding me with this. I think I can see her balls.

A: I don’t want to go into how awesome the comedy festival/charity event that Lynette and Adam Carolla threw was. Or how all the comedians called out our friends for looking so gay. Not yet, because I still have to scan in our pictures and I’m sans scanner right now Rag Maggers.

So until I can document my precious memories of my overdressed friends for a KEGGER, here’s a heartfelt thank you from Adam & Lynette:

A Thank You Note From Adam and Lynette
Posted on May 26th, 2009
88 comments

Adam and I would like to thank all who came out on Saturday in support of Shakespeare Festival of LA. Thank you for purchasing tickets and traveling in these tough economic times for a great cause. It was truly an amazing day. We wish we could have thanked everyone personally and wished we had more time to spend with each and every person who came out. Adam was blown away by the dedication of so many who came from all over the world! New York, Seattle, San Francisco, Portland, Canada and China! Just to name a few!!!

Because Adam had a good beer, wine and love buzz going, I had to drive his car home. On the ride, we talked about how sweet and friendly everyone was. He feels so blessed to have such support from so many good people. It really brought tears to my eyes talking about it! We really want to just say thank you for not only supporting our charity organization but for supporting him. He could not be doing what he does every day if it wasn’t for the dedication he has from all of you.

Cheers everyone! And we look forward to seeing you all next year in what we hope will become an annual event!

Lots of love,

Adam and Lynette

Listen to his podcast everyday!

A: I was so excited to show the new Kanye video “Paranoid”, featuring RiRi, to my cousin Charlie, this morning but everywhere we looked the video had been pulled off of YouTube. Which should now be called WhoTube, because everything’s pulled and the only videos left are ones of stupid kittens acting a fool.

L: Don’t forget WhoTube also has high schoolers beating each other up!

A: Enter our perv’y blogging friend Drunkenstepfather (SITE NSFW) who still has it. SANK you very much!

Click through to see an amazingly beautiful Rihanna dancing solo, and reminding us all that she’s survived the adversity and come out even more stunning.

L: And completely bruise free!

Decisions, decisions… value meal or snack pack?

You have a gun to your head… you have to sleep (have intercourse) with one of the two.

Size zero or size healthy… reeeeeeal healthy. Vapid or voluptuous…. like lesbian voluptuous.

Who’s for you?

A: If you thought Justin Gaston was just another dumb model that was arm candy for a Hollywood Pop tart like Miley Cyrus, you haven’t read Details’ exclusive with him where he exposes his holy inner being. Did you know that Justin has shirts woven for him and sent to him by God via divine intervention!?

It’s true..if you BELIEVE!

L: He is so smart. S-M-R-T!

On those rumors he lives with Miley:

“No! I live in an apartment in North Hollywood with two guys!”

That Internatinal Jock Campaign the gays loved but he regrets doing:

“It’s not something my mom would be proud of,”

On his new tattoo above his butt:

“It’s Psalm 7:8, ‘Judge me, O Lord, according to my righteousness, I don’t want to be judged—so I put it on my body in an attempt to become that bold.”

A: See how smart he is? Justin doesn’t want to be judged by any of you haters except God. Which is why he’s chosen the world of modeling and acting as his righteous career path!

White trash at it’s finest!

Surprise… super glamour junkie, Courtney Love is not paying her bills. She is such a mess. American Express on Wednesday accused the Cobain heiress of spending herself into $352,059.67 in unpaid charges and fees on her Amex Gold, Centurion and Platinum Cards, according to a lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles.

Cracked out Courtney has:

“failed and refused to make payments and, in the meantime, her line of credit has been suspended”.

Do you know how much dope she could get for $300,000… at least a months worth.

A: Who do you think was the top earning model of last year?

If you guessed Tyra Banks, you’re wrong because she can’t model anymore.

L: She could be a PLUS SIZE!

A: Here’s the list according to Forbes, just don’t start cursing your parent’s gene pool when you read it. It’s not your parent’s fault that Gisele’s prettier than you.

L: You’re just ugly!

A: Hmmm, what if we say “We Are just ugly”?

L: I’m not ugly I’m BEAUTIFUL damn it!

5. Alessandra Ambrosio $6 Million

4. Adrinana Lima we saw once in NYC get out of a limo and she looked like someone had painted her skin tight jeans on. She made a well deserved $8 million.

3. Kate Moss at the age of 35 is still kicking with $8.5 million

2. Heidi Klum with her new line of everything made $16 million.

1. Gisele Bündchen, earned an estimated $25 million, got married, and got pregnant!

“I will be wearing a suit,” Garcia said, “but don’t be fooled, deep down inside, I am a queen!”

A: The juxtaposition between the older generation that are putting laws into place to take away gay rights, while the younger generation is voting for a male Prom Queen inside Fairfax High School is almost comical. Almost.

It’s on the second page of the LA Times today, and my friend David Skyped me in a panic this morning. Yes, Sergio Garcia, isn’t the first gay guy to claim the crown in America, but in a state that just took away his right to marry, Garcia doesn’t seem very discouraged.

“I felt invincible,”

Garcia said as he stood on stage at the Hollywood Roosevelt in a black tux, and prepared for his big dance with the Prom King. Yes he did dance with the King, SCORE!

Some students felt his win was just a ruse to see two men dance together, but the smarter students and Sergio knew that electing a Prom Queen was more about just being popular. The crown is about truly standing as a symbol for the class and it’s time in history.

Things have changed and it’s no longer just about who has the most friends or who wears the coolest clothes,” Garcia told the crowd of seniors. “Sure, I’m not your typical prom queen candidate. There’s more to me than meets the eye.”

My class of 99′ got that too and elected the “sweet” girl Carly as Prom Queen. A shock to me and the popular girls who clapped as if their hands would covered in super glue and may stick together.

They always say children are our future and Garcia shows us that our struggles of today as married couples without rights only invigorate our new generation’s thirst for tomorrow.

Thanks Sergio for reminding the tired queens & couples in WeHo that there still fight left in us.