A: Has our love killed Susan Boyle?

The world’s expectations were too much for her and now Susan Boyle has been admitted to the The Priory clinic last night where she’s being treated for mental exhaustion. After coming in second on Britian’s Got Talent to some stupid dance troupe called” Diversity”, Susan was seen in the lobby of her hotel looking faint and producers for the show called the police yesterday to say she was acting ‘strange’.

‘Following Saturday night’s show, Susan is exhausted and emotionally drained. She has been seen by her private GP who supports her decision to take a few days out for rest and recovery.
‘We offer her our ongoing support and wish her a speedy recovery.’

But is it all a hoax?

If Susan is smart enough tot have a faux mental breakdown just to suck all the press out of Diversity’s win, then she’s a little bit more devil than we thought. I’m just saying… Susan could be the slickest hairy angel in the world! She’s probably held up in a padded room right now watching all the coverage of her illness and smiling.

We all still love you Susan… and you can rest easy knowing you have 6 million in contracts coming your way. Yes, two book offers, a movie about her life, and now even a breakdown to make us cry at the midpoint.

A: It was the big event at the MTV Movie Awards last night, and I have to admit I’m a little frightened. Not of vampires, those look real on screen, I’m afraid that the CGI chops of Summit Entertainment are going to transform my screams to giggles.

Come on you saw it too!! At the end of the clip when Taylor Luatner transforms into a werewolf I felt like I was watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua. The only real screams I heard was when Taylor stood up shirtless for a fraction of a second and ever little girl in the audience broke their hyman in their seats. So that’s one reason to see it.

Here’s some of my other hesitations and a movie summary all in one. Edward is gone most of this film as we learn the ancient legends surrounding the werewolf and vampire treaty, blah, blah, blah, Bella’s torn, no sex no sex, Edward’s back, it’s over.

YEAHSIES!