All those fake pictures, all those retouched photos, this proves that the Queen of Eye Smiling Lessons can still shut it down.

The trunk set is one of my favorites!

My Grandpa’s ass DOES NOT resemble that.

There has to be an age limit on fashion designers in a Speedo because let’s just say…Giorgio is no Dolce & Gabbana. Maybe I’m jealous because he’s on a yacht off the coast of while I sit in my one bedroom mansion listening to the pounding hammers of a remodel next door.

But …um… have you seen his MOOBS?

Oh…. who am I kidding? Those moobs are filled with money.

A: Don’t let the movie poster fool you, this is more a story about loss than love and you leave the theater rolling your eyes. Disclaimer: Joseph Gordon-Levitt I love you!

Eva (Academy Award Winning Producer): I saw it five days ago and I can’t remember anything about it.

BFD – Kristin Stewart Is Drinking At 19 & Looks Like Uncle Jesse

SHE WOLF – Taylor Lautner Shows Off His New Muscles On Set

VANDALS OR ART?

DISCO BALLS? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? – Adam Glambert On Tour

SINGLE, SEXY, AND FREE – Kim Kardashian’s Twins Come Out To Play Again

Fortunately, Taylor looks like a hot kisser and knows that you have to grab a woman’s head.

Unfortunately, Taylor Lautner’s a big mo’ and Taylor Swift is just acting opposite him on the set of Valentine’s Day a new romantic comedy opening Feb. 14th, 2010.

The teen icons get to star along side some huge names in the movie including, Patrick Dempsey, Anne Hathaway, Bradley Cooper, Jessica Biel and Julia Roberts.

OK move over BEECH, my turn!

I adore this local reporter for thinking he can do comedy as well, because Joan shuts him down like a Circuit City! You can make fun of Michael Jackson right after he dies, but don’t you even F’ing dare say that Melissa Rivers is a no talent, nepotistic hack.

Mommy got defensive of horse face and stops the interview. NEEE- HAW!

After 11 hours in a salon chair and many a cigarette, Lindsay Lohan’s first reaction to her new Marilyn Monroe like hair was this!

On the other hand, Samantha drank a Big Gulp while trying to hide his boner!

Lindsay twatted that it was all for a movie role, presumably Dare To Love Me, but she wouldn’t say.

I love it, but coloring her hair anything but RED isn’t going to help Lindsay gain her fans. We want “Mean Girls” Linds back with red hair and freckles, not so low rent excuse for Marilyn. I J S’ing.

There is nothing better than celebrities fighting in public, unless they’re rapping. Eminem tells Mariah in this threatening love letter to..

shut the fuck up

Mariah did it ever consider to you that I still have pictures?

Only spread her legs to let me hit it once.

Damn slim Mariah played you.

Just really sweet things. You know.