Haylie Duff & Nick Zano enjoy an evening film at the Arclight Theater.

Make way, big tall drink of man juice coming through! I’d look at Nick Zano like that too if I was Haylie Duff. Who’s Haylie Duff? You know, she’s that sister of Hilary Duff….

Who’s Hilary Duff? Oh forget it!

Didn’t you get the memo? Vampires are OUT and Werewolves are IN!

We don’t know how it happened, but Shakira’s new song “She Wolf” entered our Iphone and went straight to the number one most played song. Stop laughing at us, it’s catchy! We were counting down the days until the video release, and yes we even watched the 20 second preview… twice.

It’s embarrassing to even admit, but I actually don’t mind her howling and yodeling now. Shakira never worked on us before and we used to belittle friends who liked her, but now that she’s trying to become Beyonce everything’s feeling familiar!

The beats there, she looks like she could change us under a full moon, but Shakira’s own choreography needs help.

Is she drying her nails or is that the claw of a She Wolf?

“I start doing all kinds of outrageous stuff and hanging upside down and doing stuff that wasn’t planned. But it was kind of an improvisation. I just got caught in the moment.”

Loves it!

I SAID GET BACK IN THE BRA DAMNIT!

NO MOMMY! NOT UNTIL EVERY MAN UNDER 30 KNOWS WE NEED TO GET LAID

S-O-S PLEASE SOME-ONE- LICK ME

They want to be kissed, bit, and licked and they’re letting the whole world know it. Jennifer may be fine with not getting laid for months, and instead playing women in films that do get laid, but when the nips are ready for some action like pop out like a turkey timer! You nips are just too pretty to be smashed up away in that tight shirt during your peak sexual years.

This bird is ready to be stuffed boys!

SAY WHA WHAT!? – Did Kanye West Break Up Reggie & Kim With A Text Message?

MEET COURTNEY COX’S TV MAN CANDY – On Her New Show Cougar

HAMMER TIME – Which Star Turn Her Hips Into Kirsti Ally’s By Wearing This? SITE NSFW

CELEBRITY STONER – Tiffani Theissan Smokes Pot & The SBTB Reunion!

VINTAGE NUDE NEWS – Wesley Snipes Naked BEFORE He Went To Prison

SIENNA MILLER HATES HER NEW GI HOE

Euro trash spectacular! Maybe if we hear it ten more times and Madonna told us this was the new big thing we’d believe her but it isn’t. Celebration is just a lazy gay anthem pumped out so we all have something to sip cocktails to while he stand at a gay bar and scan the crowd.

I feel like I’m at a German rave or something! Are you totally rolling?! I’m soooo rolling right now!

Madonna always does this to us. If she doesn’t have anything to say she’ll just tell us to “Celebrate” or “Holiday” or sing about “Music”. Where’s her divorce? Where’s her torment and emotion? I love dancing with you girl and twirling, but we’ve done that for the last three years…. don’t you want to talk about your broken heart?

Thoughts?

Wow boy wonder really can fly, and flip on his way down! Showing no fear, Zac Efron, mega star and little daredevil, showed us we were all wrong about him being a mo’ because could a mo’ do this!

He’s shooting his new movie The LIfe & Death Of Charlie Clound in Vancouver, Canada and took time out to risk his life, and our HEARTS, at Whistler Bungee.

“You actually have a lot in common with Michael Jackson. You both spent thousands of dollars to look like the Crypt Keeper. You’re both more popular now that you’re dead.” Jeffrey Ross continued: “Joan had a difficult choice to make, whether to do this roast or be the fifth celebrity to die this month . . . Who’s your plastic surgeon? Tim Burton? Oh my God, Kanye’s mom had a better plastic surgeon. Look at her, she’s a cougar. Freddy Cougar!”

Jeffrey Ross knows how to go for Joan’s surgically enhanced jugular at her Comedy Central Roast which airs August 9th, 2009.

I went to cover it for press because I thought I could get some killer soundbytes about Michael Jackson. I had a whole list of MJ jokes ready to prompt them with, but they knew what I was doing so they kept all the good jokes for the podium inside. BEECHES!

ZOMG Lily Allen must hate it when she’s sneezes in the middle of a big gager coke line and it goes all over her face. The qualms of a coke head getting ready! First of all, coke is the most expensive eye shadow you can find, and secondly Lily couldn’t lick her face so she just wore it instead.

She was on her way to meet some friends at Nobu Berkley for dinner, but by the looks of that application….I don’t think she’s hungry.