August 31st, 2009
OH MY MILEY- Let’s All Pray These Shorts Are Not Part OF Her New LIne ( site NSFW)
PACKAGE PATROL – Lycra Is So Much Fun!
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August 31st, 2009
She’s staying at the Wynn Tower Suites with us and very sweet. Is a Vegas show in the works? Maaaaaybe.
Since we couldn’t snap a photo (rules) you can find her new video LaToya’s not going to do press for because it’s dedicated to Michael, called “Home”. That’s so swet, and very unlike her.
(Pause)
LaToya changed her mind everyone and would like to launch a full scale media blitz promoting her new record. Michael would have wanted it that way.
I didn’t cry at the Michael Jackson funeral, but hearing this song makes my eyes well up with tears because…..these are the Jackson talents we’re left with.
– Post From My iPhone
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August 31st, 2009
It was such a relief to realize that I am not the only one in the World with pink pubes. Wheeew, that’s a relief. Wait a minute here… is she in black face?
Showing us nothing but a dark Umpa Lumpa tan and her pink furry muff, Lady Gaga, officially became a celebrity when she was photographed by legendary fashion photographer Mario Testino. V magazine gives us the chance to see GaGa’s delicious curves and none of her huge nose.
You can see all her fur in the upcoming issue of V MAGAZINE
August 31st, 2009
Ashton’s going to call in every favor he can to make sure his “Beautiful LIfe” survives the Fall season. Demi Moore will be directed by Ashton both in the bedroom, and also now IN LIFE. The actress is typecasted playing an ex-model obsessed with plastic surgery, according to Britain’s Mail.
A source tells the newspaper, “Demi has turned down a lot of TV shows over the years, including Ugly Betty. But she completely trusts Ashton. The plan is for her to play a recurring guest role so that she can keep coming back.”
If the trailers rocking….
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August 30th, 2009
Jon showed up in Vegas with only a backpack filled with Ed Hardy shirts and a black eye which he said he got from being hit by a cabinet door….named Kate.
We’d love to run into the world’s most famous Divorce Dad turned Lohan who’s getting free rides all over Vegas, but even our treatment is better than what Jon Gosslin’s getting. Sure, he gets to be super famous and have his unflattering picture taken at The Sugar Factory and the MGM Pool, but we’re staying in the biggest and most beautiful Salon Tower Suite at the Wynn. Maybe we should invite him to our private booth at XS tomorrow, or to see Bette Midler, because Mr. Super Sperm isn’t seeing the most “attractive” parts of Vegas as Steve Wynn would say.
We would go seek him out and become his gay wing man so he could finally get laid by someone hotter than a school teacher. Then we’ll sell the story to the highest bidder… but who wants to be caught at the MGM?
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August 30th, 2009
Bad quality, but it’s either this or you pay for HBO so take your pick.
In two weeks….
The queen has her sacrifice, Sam must be saved, and once again they must ask too much of Sookie.
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August 30th, 2009
Have you meet gay Brawny man, Andy Cohen’s, V shaped torso? Who knew all that man was hiding under his tight suits and bitchy quips on my unbearable Bravo reunion shows. He’s thicker than Oprah’s arms!
This is actually a picture of him on vacation with Kelly Ripa in the Hamptons. Excuse me while I puke out my jealousy.
Since half of Bravo’s audience are screaming mo’s anyways maybe the next reunion should be poolside at Kelly’s!
August 30th, 2009
– Posted From Our iPhone
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August 30th, 2009
We’ll be covering our adventures in Vegas all week with Feel Free Clothing and the Magic Fashion Show.
– Post From My iPhone
August 29th, 2009
Yeah we get it, she’s not new and neither is our favorite song “Paris Is Burning”, but she’s gifted and probably new to you. When we discovered Ladyhawke four words came to mind…
“neuvo 80’s done right”
We missed the boat on Ladyhawke because the album came out last year, but we’ve made it up to her by not turning her off for a month. Our neighbors don’t seem to be such fans. Luckily for you who don’t know of her work, here’s the entire album mashed up into one beautiful tribute.
