MILF BOOTY – A Bikini Bottom That Still Stands Up (NSFW)

OMG BLUGE – Wilmer Valderama’s Wet Swimsuit Reveals All! (SITE NSFW)

GAWK – At LA’s Fine Lifeguards

MISCHA OPENS UP ABOUT HER MELTDOWN

A: Oh it was so much fun, we had such engaging conversation but they couldn’t really respond …..because they were sitting at another table behind us.

Of course the one time I leave my iphone at home to have breakfast at the celebrity hot spot no one knows about, Hugo’s, is the day that Miranda Kerr burst through the door and walks directly into the back. Moments later a lanky and handsome Orlando Bloom breezes by our table pulling out his Bluetooth before anyone could make fun of him.

Orlando sat in the back laughing with teeth so white I could see them from across the room, and looking intensely into Miranda’s eyes but probably not hearing a word she’s saying. I just glared from a far, wishing I had my camera or the naive faith to ask for an autograph for my cousin Mariah.

You can always go to Hugo’s and see a star but this was better than my Pasta Victor entree!

Behind the Scenes of “Gold Digger”!

L: I’m dying right now…we only like this because we’re nerds.

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A: We sit down with Adam Carolla on his uber successful podcast to talk about cars, Marlon Brando’s secret gay life, and how to get ahead in Hollywood.

Wanna See Marlon’s Poof Proof?

The last time we went in to Adam’s podcast we were kind of in the dumps because Lynn’s Dad was going into heart surgery for the next time …the following day. So needless to say we were a little off.

L: I didn’t think I was in my gayest form.

A: Right, but this is the real, raw, Lynn and Alex when we’re not bouncing off the walls, and of course they liked it at the station.

Join us in doing “that thing we ought not do” and read some meesage board fun to damage our self esteem with!

I love love love the podcast, guys and gals. It’s hilarious, entertaining – simply conversation. LOVE IT!

highly doubt a couple of queers fall into adams audience demographic. . . FAGGS!!! lmao

Today’s photo looks like Adam sitting between young Rush Limbaugh & The Karate Kid (Ralph Macchio).

L: A blank stare and some curls go a long way.

A: Read me some Emily Dickinson but do it in your deep voice and pet my hair, Penn. Your whispy new ear curls give you a charming prince look, here to save my Mondays from crappy shows like America’s Got No Talent, with real scripted drama like Gossip Girl. Look at him…perfection really…he’s wearing a full face of make up, let’s not kid ourselves, but he’s our modern day Dylan McKay.

What do we think of the cupid curls, Is he turning into a good looking John Mayer or a Merman?

Eww he’s kissing that BEECH Hilary DuuuuuuuuFF! Now I never want to touch him for fear I might become get her boring all over me.

I know what I’m getting my grandma for Christmas.

I can hear myself now, “Liza wears that Hardy man too you know, Grandma!”

“She’s what I call a meteor – singers who entertain people for a while. Hey, there’s nothing wrong with that. But then there are people like Neil Young who show up at Glastonbury 40 years into their career. And that’s a very different kind of artist. Neil Young doesn’t have to get his bum out on stage!”

“She wants to entertain people. Right now, half the world is depressed and they need to be entertained. So her timing’s perfect.”

A comet entertainer? I love it. What a very Tori Amos analogy to use. Maybe she’s right..maybe I do only love Lady Gaga when I’m depressed and trying to fake happy before going to some event I’m dreading. I should try that again.

I find Lady Gaga’s bum and crotch in various forms of spandex very entertaining!

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TWILIGHT ACTOR’S GAY KISS – On TV

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RICH BUM – Whose Ass Is Perky & Rich (Site NSFW)

ANOTHER MICHAEL JACKSON SIGHTING – Does This Video Prove He’s Alive?

FOR SALE, REDUCED – Holly Madison Can’t Sell Her Santa Monica Condo