Jason Whaler Goes To Prison

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RadarOnline.com first reported that Wahler, 22, was booked on charges of assault and minor drinking in Seattle on Sept. 25. He was transferred to Yakima County Jail four days later.

“He will serve 120 days in jail but could get out after 80 days for good behavior,” an official told RadarOnline.com.

L: Use the sexy pics of him. I wonder if the boys behind those bars have this poster on their walls.

A: Oh you go straight for the gay jokes.

L: I wonder if they’ll be tunneling for other things once Jason arrives. He is so jailsex.

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A: I can’t believe he’s to prison for almost three months, and that’s if he gets out on good behavior.

Are we shocked this guy’s going to prison? He’s served time before for assault, racial slurs, and all around drunken craziness that turns dark. Not sexy Jason…..not sexy. But call us if you want to develop a reality show about getting back up on your feet again once you “get on the outside”.

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Harry Potter’s Rupert Grint ‘Cherrybombs’ Us With Drugs & Sex Scenes

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Yes our little ginger Rupert has grown up into a drug taking, sex having, face smashing bloke of a man who’s making some very adult choices in the new film ‘Cherrybomb“. Oh and judging from the drug fueled sex scenes I’d say he got that broken wand fixed. It has everything you want to see a boy Wizard do but the film can’t seem to find a distributor. At least that’s what they’re telling us…..maybe Warner Brothers doesn’t want it out until the Harry films are done. Naturally the internet has chosen nudity and sex as a noteworthy cause and have started an online petition to get the movie released.

It’s kind of… If you like Trainspotting you’ll love CHERRYBOMB.Or if you love ‘Less Than Zero’, or ‘Rules Of Attraction’, am I missing any?It kind of looks wonderful and homemade at the same time.

See Rupert Grint’s Sexy Trailer…

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Gay Jimmy Kimmel Sex Tape Is Real…. With Kevin Nealon (Shudder)

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Fortunately, we don’t have to fantasise anymore about what it would be like to make sweet love to Jimmy and his hairy arms, but UNFORTUNATELY he’s giving it to Kevin Nealon. Using the way we choose to express our love/butt sex to shamelessly promote Kevin’s new DVD, proves that the next time we see Jimmy we should just go for it and hit on him. Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Sarah Silverman, he’s slept with some of the hottest guys in the business!

He’s stopping on bi…..on his way to GAYSVILLE, population us!

Watch it but fast forward because they don’t go at it till half way through.


Beyonce VS Lindsay Lohan – Singapore Showdown (Guess Who Wins)

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“I’ve been a bit down. It was a strange night. Everyone was being aggressive and bothering me. I really didn’t like it,” Lohan supposedly told the Daily Mirror.

Far, far, away in the cleanest place you’ve ever seen, Singapore pumped millions into the 1st ever Formula One Race, and since none of their celebs are world famous they borrow ours. First, all they could get was Hire Me Lohan so she was thrilled to finally hear her cell phone ring and take the job. Lindsay would be filiming for the UK’s Channel 4 so they gave her the master suite, showered her with gifts, and Lindsay felt like she was on top (in Singapore) once again!

Then Formula One actually got a return call from Beyonce’s people, YES BEYONCE! They promptly threw away moved Lindsay to another smaller room, with less air condition because they had to start preparing for the Queen and her 70 people entourage! Not to mention remodeling the entire suite to fit BB’s small requests in her 139 page rider include:

- Six beauty chambers ( probably where they assemble Robot Beyonce before every performance)
- A complete fitness center she wanted installed exclusively for her
- Several air conditioning units she only used one of but refused to share with other staff in different room
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“We were told, ‘No they are Beyonce’s fans.’ I wasn’t asking to play her drum kit on stage. I just wanted to keep cool.” – Said British DJ Seb Fontaine

Singapore’s hot and all but you don’t have to be a Bitch-yonce about it. Are these request outrageous? Does she not deserve 139 page rider? She did gives us a new dance craze.

Here’s Beyonce tearing it up because she got a full nights sleep, and sadly here’s what happened to little chamber maid Lindsay who was reduced to filming TV spots for the program after sleeping in a double king with a kitchenette!

Celebrity Says…

“I was intimidated by David,” says Cox, 45. “He has lived many, many lives I think. He is a worldly boy. He has done more things in his young years than I have in my whole life. So he taught me a lot.” – Courntey Cox on meeting David….

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Lisa Lampanelli’s Fiance Isn’t Black & Other Revelations

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Who the hell is that?

Listening to Lisa Lampanelli on Adam Carolla’s podcast and seeing the picture of her new WHITE ASS fiance puzzled me this morning. I thought she liked the Chocolate sauce, but just like every other weighty white girl, once she lost weight all the white guys liked her again and she was cured of her Jungle Fever.

Her autobiography is called “Chocolate Please” but Lisa doesn’t want seconds? WTH? It’s kind of like ditching the people who made you! Like if Kathy Griffin ditched the Gays.

Adam’s podcast shows the real performers and sometimes that can be a little crushing. It’s like meeting them at a party and you see them as real people. She’s not the “Queen of Mean” here….. she’s Lisa. She calls whitey “honey” the whole time and it makes me feel like I’m hanging out at a BBQ in their backyard drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon when I really want a Kamikaze on ice.

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