“He will serve 120 days in jail but could get out after 80 days for good behavior,” an official told RadarOnline.com.
L: Use the sexy pics of him. I wonder if the boys behind those bars have this poster on their walls.
A: Oh you go straight for the gay jokes.
L: I wonder if they’ll be tunneling for other things once Jason arrives. He is so jailsex.
A: I can’t believe he’s to prison for almost three months, and that’s if he gets out on good behavior.
Are we shocked this guy’s going to prison? He’s served time before for assault, racial slurs, and all around drunken craziness that turns dark. Not sexy Jason…..not sexy. But call us if you want to develop a reality show about getting back up on your feet again once you “get on the outside”.
Yes our little ginger Rupert has grown up into a drug taking, sex having, face smashing bloke of a man who’s making some very adult choices in the new film ‘Cherrybomb“. Oh and judging from the drug fueled sex scenes I’d say he got that broken wand fixed. It has everything you want to see a boy Wizard do but the film can’t seem to find a distributor. At least that’s what they’re telling us…..maybe Warner Brothers doesn’t want it out until the Harry films are done. Naturally the internet has chosen nudity and sex as a noteworthy cause and have started an online petition to get the movie released.
It’s kind of… If you like Trainspotting you’ll love CHERRYBOMB.Or if you love ‘Less Than Zero’, or ‘Rules Of Attraction’, am I missing any?It kind of looks wonderful and homemade at the same time.
Fortunately, we don’t have to fantasise anymore about what it would be like to make sweet love to Jimmy and his hairy arms, but UNFORTUNATELY he’s giving it to Kevin Nealon. Using the way we choose to express our love/butt sex to shamelessly promote Kevin’s new DVD, proves that the next time we see Jimmy we should just go for it and hit on him. Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Sarah Silverman, he’s slept with some of the hottest guys in the business!
He’s stopping on bi…..on his way to GAYSVILLE, population us!
Watch it but fast forward because they don’t go at it till half way through.
“I’ve been a bit down. It was a strange night. Everyone was being aggressive and bothering me. I really didn’t like it,” Lohan supposedly told the Daily Mirror.
Far, far, away in the cleanest place you’ve ever seen, Singapore pumped millions into the 1st ever Formula One Race, and since none of their celebs are world famous they borrow ours. First, all they could get was Hire Me Lohan so she was thrilled to finally hear her cell phone ring and take the job. Lindsay would be filiming for the UK’s Channel 4 so they gave her the master suite, showered her with gifts, and Lindsay felt like she was on top (in Singapore) once again!
Then Formula One actually got a return call from Beyonce’s people, YES BEYONCE! They promptly threw away moved Lindsay to another smaller room, with less air condition because they had to start preparing for the Queen and her 70 people entourage! Not to mention remodeling the entire suite to fit BB’s small requests in her 139 page rider include:
- Six beauty chambers ( probably where they assemble Robot Beyonce before every performance)
- A complete fitness center she wanted installed exclusively for her
- Several air conditioning units she only used one of but refused to share with other staff in different rooms.
“We were told, ‘No they are Beyonce’s fans.’ I wasn’t asking to play her drum kit on stage. I just wanted to keep cool.” – Said British DJ Seb Fontaine
Singapore’s hot and all but you don’t have to be a Bitch-yonce about it. Are these request outrageous? Does she not deserve 139 page rider? She did gives us a new dance craze.
Here’s Beyonce tearing it up because she got a full nights sleep, and sadly here’s what happened to little chamber maid Lindsay who was reduced to filming TV spots for the program after sleeping in a double king with a kitchenette!
“I was intimidated by David,” says Cox, 45. “He has lived many, many lives I think. He is a worldly boy. He has done more things in his young years than I have in my whole life. So he taught me a lot.” – Courntey Cox on meeting David….
Listening to Lisa Lampanelli on Adam Carolla’s podcast and seeing the picture of her new WHITE ASS fiance puzzled me this morning. I thought she liked the Chocolate sauce, but just like every other weighty white girl, once she lost weight all the white guys liked her again and she was cured of her Jungle Fever.
Her autobiography is called “Chocolate Please” but Lisa doesn’t want seconds? WTH? It’s kind of like ditching the people who made you! Like if Kathy Griffin ditched the Gays.
Adam’s podcast shows the real performers and sometimes that can be a little crushing. It’s like meeting them at a party and you see them as real people. She’s not the “Queen of Mean” here….. she’s Lisa. She calls whitey “honey” the whole time and it makes me feel like I’m hanging out at a BBQ in their backyard drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon when I really want a Kamikaze on ice.
See more celebrities in their natural habitat at Carolla Radio.
Sources out of Canada are adamant that this is Jimmy doing it to Sarah Silverman. We reported this weekend that the rumor mill was turning out another sex tape supposedly starring the Done-medians. Yes, it could be the back of Jimmy’s head…or the back of ANY Italian’s head as he does a girl!
Photos usually prove a sex tape’s validity, but we’re not convinced by these weak stills so they’ve promised the sex tape is on it’s way. Allegedly the couple…
Recorded a 15-minute tape while on vacation a few years ago, but forgot the camera in the resort room – A worker at the resort is now shopping around the tape.
A case of sex-a-like or Jimmy’s worst nightmare come true? We’d ask Big Jimmy for the truth but he never entertains our gossip questions.
Britney Spears must be a big fan of orgies and bukakae parties because she’s always singing about having 1,2,3, with her caught in between! See if she was a gay guy it be more like 1,2, 10 and let’s do it again. She loves to have her dancers pilled on top of her, and some heavy breathing hah hah! Which we love but not here’s another song about everyone wanted to ‘If You Seek Amy Her’!
Sometimes I wonder if Britney’s getting any on that tour of hers or if all these sexually charged songs are just a front for a mom with two kids who gets Cheerios stuck between her boobs.
’3′ is the new song off her greatest hits CD , because Britney wants a big Christmas this year with the kids. Plus she’ll need the extra cash if Kevin’s going to be coming over for Christmas dinner.
Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness take a road trip with their children Oscar Maximillian (b. May 15, 2000) and daughter Ava Eliot (b. July 10, 2005). The family stopped off to fill up on gas and supplies before arriving at Silverman’s Animal Farm where they picked out pumpkins
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