Let’s look inside her shopping cart and judge Lily Allen’s nutritional choices!

Evian water, obviously cares about what other people think of her bottle water.

Falafel, and bread, to pay homage to my homeland. HALAL LALAL LALALALA!!!

Kettle chips, we all know oily food is best for her weekly comedowns.

Ham, because Lilly’s been craving some pork.

Lastly, milk and cans of tuna, for those evenings when Lily dresses as a kitten and performs the musical Cats in it’s entirety for Kate Moss in her walk in closet.

Sporting a new perm and smelling much like the first day of Junior High School, SJP did the walk of shame to begin filming a flashback scene for Sex and The City 2.

Maybe in this film Carrie’s new goal in life won’t be gettingmarried/finding herself and her character will actually grow. Think about it…Samantha went through cancer, Miranda fought her ideals of comfort and trusted love, and Charlotte realized that her true love didn’t come in the form of a penthouse view. Carrie just spun in the washing machine of dirty NYC guys and finally got Big to live up to his name.

Maybe baby?

LOURDES LETS LOOSE – In The New Madonna Video & The Girl Can Dance

RIHNNA GETS TOPLESS – BUt This Time It’s For Vogue Not A Sex Tape Or A Slutty Camera Photo

BASEMENT JAXX + Sam Sparro = Gay Dance Heaven

PRAISE JESUS & GMA – We All Still Love You Whitney

Sometimes talking with Adam Carolla on his podcast can be a bit intimidating because it’s just us and our complete opposite. We have nothing in common except for the fact that we think the other one is funny.

Although, we’ve never been as intimidated by an interview as we are for tomorrow’s with Motocross Superstar Tyler Evans, who’s I swear, is probably the world’s most butch man ever to walk the Earth. Let’s just say he could take Vin Diesel, and kick Jason Bourne’s ass!

I’m doing research on him and half his interviews are Tyler shirtless promoting his many ventures, and rocking some wicked ink ( I think that’s what the guys are calling it these days), while raising a daughter. Aaaawww, that’s good because if things get stale we can always bring up kids.

Underneath those muscles, and deep voice, is actually a teddy bear who’s donating his time to come speak with us about his charity work with the clothing company Feel Free.

If you have any questions for Tyler please send them in.

Scott Herman, reality star & fitness trainer for your unworked muscles, is breaking down the thick wall that separates face shavers and body trimers. Giving all the straight men out there vital tips on how to weedwack yourself.

Too bad the only sites I’ve seen it featured on are gay ones with comments so vile and nasty I hope his mother doesn’t read them!

Smoking and riding a bike is something Tweakers and crack heads do because they don’t have a car.

Russell Crowe has gone from being a Gladiator to becoming a Dad-iator who used to care about what he looked like. Shield your eyes and just try to remember Russell in Gladiator, Gladiator, Gladiator.

If Micha’s smoking…so are her friends!

OMG’ina it’s HANNAH MONTANA!

Oh wait, no never mind, it’s Good Sane Lollipop Kirsten Dunst shooting a McG music video in Akihabara, Japan. You can read all about it by clicking through…if you can read Japanese. Kirsten is selling her face so she can get away from all the bad media press surrounding her recent relapses in alcohol consumption.

I kind of love the new look it’s very…Cyndi Lauper on the red carpet. You know?

Via: ONTD

Looks like the Basic Instinct of mosquitos to feed on her during Sharon Stone’s escape to Sardinia, the second-largest island in the Mediterranean Sea (after Sicily). Little history there for ya’. Everytime she scratches what’s left of her suctioned ass ….our friends are there to capture it.

Don’t worry boys, lesbos, and girls in college experimenting! In true Sharon Stone fashion she’s going to give us the ass master scratch from every possible angle.

What a freak of nature! She has no hair on her butt! Girls are so soft and foreign!