Soon to be part of the ‘New Moon’ phenomenon, Dakota Fanning is also the most popular movie star at her high school… and I thought I was cool.

She was crowned homecoming princess for her high school, North Hollywood’s Campbell Hall Episcopal… go Vikings! She was also busy getting her cheer on, she’s also on the cheerleading squad. We’re just hanging out this weekend catching up on reality TV… oh, and getting our party on for Halloween.

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Happy Halloween bitches and mo’s!!

These two rag maggers put forth a lot of effort money in their costumes, ordering the onesies on Amazon, just to make us laugh.

I think I’m going to be a straight guy again this year, hetro = hassel free. You just wear a puffy vest, pour a bottle of Polo Sport or Axe over your body, and say offensive things to women like “Hey Sweet Tits!” all night long. It’s offensive and funny, plus it works all night long. If you really want to go crazy tape an ‘ Exit ONly’ sign on your pack with an arrow pointing at your ass!

Send in your horrible Halloween memories and photos to laragmag@yahoo.com.

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You guys love this game… and really, how could you not. It’s Saturday, don’t pretend that you don’t have the time. Who does this celebrity booty with the lighting bolts belong too?

MYSTERY BOOTY REVEALED HERE!

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Boo! Happy Halloween!

Paris showed up with ready to party last night at the Jimmy Kimmel Show. We are so looking forward to seeing how many costumes Paris can work into the Halloween holiday.

Toto is totes cute.

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That’s right, she ‘Did It Again’… it’s time for some super cheesy choreography from the steamy Latin hottie, Shakira. Lots of strange lesbian energy is going on with bun clad ladies in a steam room, exchanging long and creepy glances. Whatever, it’s good for a weekend giggle and the song is not the worst I have ever heard.

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I always that it was weird that Colin wanted me to call him Daddy when we would hang out…

Irish naughty boy, Colin Farrell and his actress girlfriend, Alicja Bachleda have welcomed a baby boy! They named Henry Tadeusz Farrell on Oct. 7, their people reported to the Associated Press. This is his second child. Colin has a six-year-old son, James, from a previous relationship with model Kim Bordenave.

Here is a photo of his babies mama, Alicja Bachleda. I guess she just woke up or something. She seems lazy.

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Our girl, Christina Ricci, looking tight and petite on the beach in Miami, is sporting not only a hot body but new man candy. I new man trophy is better than a new bag.. you can’t show of a bag on the red carpet. Sun lovers sharing the white sand beach with them that day reported that it was obvious the two were a couple because they were sotted several times kissing and embracing in the ocean. This guys name is Curtis Buchanan… if it matters. Do you know the name of all your bags?

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HE HAD A KNIFE – And Was Stalking Ryan Seacrest AT WORK! Probably A Disgruntle Ex Boyfriend!

Chaz Bono Is Kind Of Hot As A Guy…If You’re a Lesbian

WHICH TATTED ACTRESS DATES THIS SURFER HOTTIE? (Site NSFW)

OH LA LA – Mario Lopez In Drag Turns Us On And That’s TRULY Scary!

SEE IT – Avatar’s New Trailer!

GLEEKS – Promo For Next Week’s Anticipated Episode

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The 82nd Academy Awards will take place on March 7, 2010. This time without the delicious and delightful Hugh Jackman dancing his tight Australian body across the stage in a well fitted tuxedo. It’s being reported that the married but maybe gay actor:

…declined the chance to renew Oscar presenting duties. Jackman may take on the master of ceremonies role in the future, but reportedly does not want to oversee the event for two years in a row.

I thought Jackman did well last year (or I was blinded by his hotness, it happens) bringing the entertainment element back to the Oscar telecast. Remember the dance with him and Katie Holmes? I’m guessing that the Oscar’s will go back to be a snore’fest.

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Not hard for Tyra to nail Kim Kardashian’s curves down… but how is the face working for you? It’s always so fun to hear Tyra doing her white people accent, although Kim is Armenian. Oprah never does a white people accent.

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