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Hugh Jackman Says ‘No’ To Oscar

October 30, 2009 by

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The 82nd Academy Awards will take place on March 7, 2010. This time without the delicious and delightful Hugh Jackman dancing his tight Australian body across the stage in a well fitted tuxedo. It’s being reported that the married but maybe gay actor:

…declined the chance to renew Oscar presenting duties. Jackman may take on the master of ceremonies role in the future, but reportedly does not want to oversee the event for two years in a row.

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I thought Jackman did well last year (or I was blinded by his hotness, it happens) bringing the entertainment element back to the Oscar telecast. Remember the dance with him and Katie Holmes? I’m guessing that the Oscar’s will go back to be a snore’fest.

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Tyra Does Kim Kardashian For Halloween

October 30, 2009 by

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Not hard for Tyra to nail Kim Kardashian’s curves down… but how is the face working for you? It’s always so fun to hear Tyra doing her white people accent, although Kim is Armenian. Oprah never does a white people accent.

Filed Under: Kim Kardashian, Oprah, Tyra Banks

Britney’s New Threesome Video – 3

October 30, 2009 by

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It’s official …. a leotard and sunglasses count as a full on outfit. You just can’t go wrong with a bunch of girls in onesies humping each other, even if it is for a fraction of a second! We’re seeing GaGa infulences on every damn popstar from Madonna to now Britney. Her body’s back and her mom boobs are lifted for the video which focuses mainly on her face.The face that used to be able to mezmerize you in Toxic, now has lost it’s magnetic magic, and there’s a ghost of the young performer here.

Sorry, B, I feel like I’m at a jazz rehersal leading up to a really naughty assembly performance for the high school dance team.

Filed Under: Britney Spears

Butch Halloween Costumes For Your Gay Acting Son

October 30, 2009 by


A: I love when they ask him if he’s a Robot and the kid says in his gay lisp “I GUESTH THSO!”

L: This had me laughing so hard. You must watch the entire three minutes, you will be glad you did, then forward it to all you office buddies… it’s Friday. This has got to be one of the best Halloween viral videos the year.

Anna Stephenson stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child’s already obvious homosexuality.

This one goes out to my Mom and Dad… who always let me be who I am.

Filed Under: Gossip

For Your Entertainment – Adam Lambert’s First Single

October 30, 2009 by

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It sounds as if our Glambert is singing a song that Lady Gaga wrote in a laser factory. The song isn’t bad but is isn’t exactly life changing either. The video will be helped immensely by a video because Adam is a visual performer and with the visual it just loses his kooky gay vibe.

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Michael Buble: The Druggie Loadie? AWESOME”

October 29, 2009 by

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I used to love Michael Buble but now he’s even cooler just because he smokes pot. Not because he smokes pot but because your mom bought his album and then he used her money to buy drugs like pot… a lot like you did.


“I grew up in Vancouver, which has the best weed in the world and good alcohol. You can score (buy drugs) just walking down the street, so I did. I’ve never done cocaine or heroin or anything stronger. But I don’t see anything wrong with relaxing with a joint.

“I’d worked from 16 years old until 26 years old… then I got a couple of big breaks, but the label couldn’t give a s**t about me. They thought I’d sell 50,000 records in my lifetime.

“But they knew they wanted to market me as the clean-cut sweet kid who the mums would love. I’m proud of what I did but it wasn’t me, I was just surviving.”

Oh POOR YOU MICHAEL, you had to do a Starbucks commericial and smile while you made millions and sold to Oprah’s minions.

He wants to be bad like the Rat Pack but remember when we all gazed at his Blue Moon online and he seemed to be nothing but a harmless sleeping buy with some muffins for breakfast? Perhaps he was too stoned to pull that sheet up, and we should all thank marijuana for that. Oh…GOOD TIMES! Let’s peek at the crooner’s crack again!

That slut whore is the lucky girl who kissed and told.

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Miley Cyrus Voted Worst Celebrity Influence of 2009

October 29, 2009 by

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You may or may not know who Miley Cyrus is… but she couldn’t care less. The Disney movie, “Hannah Montana: The Movie” that Cyrus starred in earned $154 million, she has sold more than 7 million albums, starting her own fashion line… What have you been up to?

She has also been followed by scandal everywhere she goes and was just voted, “by the very people who made her a star, tweens and teens”, the worst celebrity influence of 2009:

Cyrus, 16, took 42 percent of votes in the poll for AOL’s JSYK.com (Just So You Know) website aimed at 9-15 year-olds, pushing Britney Spears and rapper Kanye West into second and third places, respectively, in a section on worst celebrity influences of the year.

You go Miley. Check out all the results of the poll HERE.

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Heidi Klum is Heidilicious”

October 29, 2009 by

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Wow, mom Boobs these are not, I can totes see her little nipple! Super model and super mom, Heidi Klum is giving it all away (well almost, I’m sure her book is going for near $100) for her new book, ‘Heidilicious‘.

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Chocolate anyone? I’m thinking you are loving these…

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See MORE HERE. Site is NSFW.

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