Nothing cheers up these two queers like looking at Naomi Campbell’s nipples for the 80th time this month, gracing the runways of designer, Igor Chapurin in Russia. That’s right…Russia.

Is Russia the new Dubai that we don’t know about yet? Naomi must know the red country is ready for a comeback and she’s the jewel of their celebrity crown because what other celebrity tie ins does Russia have? Naomi is with one of the richest man in Russia, oil tycoon Vladislav Doronin, so she’s like their Queen of PR. No stories or stars come out of Russia these days except maybe an audition gone wrong for Russia’s Got Talent.

(OMG did you see that audition?)

With 1.5 billion dollars in the bank, why else would her hottie Russian let her parade her nipples down the runway if it was not for Russia?

I like Russia a lot more when it comes with some Hershey kisses on the side.

The music industry and Kanye’s friends in high places don’t want you to write Koo Koo For Coco Cock off just yet. They’ve all suddenly started talking about Kanye’s pain to the press. Telling us that Kanye’s a good person who made a mistake and we should all forget about his ego and buy what he tells us to in his songs.

Beyonce:”I knew his intentions and I knew he was standing up for art,” she said.”When he walked on the stage I was like no, no, no,! In the end it all worked out.”

Lady Gaga even took time to speak to the press about her cancelled tour and swear it was in the best interest of ticket sales Kanye

Gaga: “We mutually decided to cancel the tour. He’s going to take some time off, but I’m not,” the 23-year-old said in an interview before accepting the “Rising Star” honor at Billboard’s annual Women in Music event Friday.

“Kanye and I talked about it. We talked about it a lot, as well as with Live Nation,” she added.

Oh really Gaga? it’s not about his recent loss of fans and windfall of negative publicity? You just think he should sleep in and eat some breakfast for a few weeks and Kanye will magically stop being such a douche?

Expect more public proclamations of love for Kanye to come..

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You don’t remember Rico from the unfortunately short lived VH1 masterpiece I Love New York, but the gay community sure does after nudes surface of his burrito surfaced online. Now he’s using that buzz to keep the party going and seems to be having more success as an online whore than as a television whore. Taking off you clothes is a lot easier than selling your soul!

He’s being gay for pay on the site Straight Guys For Gays Eyes….now that’s a hetrosexual!

If you really want to see Rico get it on click through…it’s quite the eyefull (NSFW)

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