Adam Lambert Leaves Lover Drake LaBelle For Fame’s Love

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“The relationship just ran its course,” says the source. “The break-up was mutual and amicable. They remain friends and still care for each other.”

I KNEW IT! Dump that bitchy queen and fall in love with FAME!

I knew that once Adam Lambert released his solo album his boyhood boyfriend would be out of the picture.

After the couple was seen in a gay tiff at the Roosevelt in Hollywood with Drake fleeing the scene (probably running with open hands) and Adam screaming after him. Did Adam really think their puppy love would survive FAME’S LOVE? One gay stolen glance too long at any bar can make a gay explode on his Manwich and usually signifies the end.

It’s the natural Hollywood progression of young couples thrust into the spotlight. Want an example? OK…Nick & Jessica found fame with their reality show and third season, poof broke up. The only American Idol who stayed with their other half was Chris Daughtry, and we all know his bald head is being crotch polished on tour. I’m just saying I was at Jimmy Kimmel’s after party once and saw them fighting I’m J S’ing!

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AWWWWWW! She’s clueless!

New Moon Fans Attack Like Wolves In Brazil

So you want to be famous eh? Well this is what it’s like to get off a plane for Tween Queen Kristin Stewart and She Wolf Taylor Lautner. Do you really want all these girls, and girly boys following you around everywhere? Taylor seems to love it but Kristen might slit her throat once she gets in her hotel room.

The hungry fans were howling, grabbing, and wetting thier pants as the publicity train for the phenomenon movie stopped off in San Paulo, Brazil.

It’s annoying now kids, but one day those screams will stop and you’ll get off a plane like everyone else… sticky, and miserable.

Guitar Hero Face: Penn Badgley Vs. Alan Cummings

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I would much rather see Penn Badgley’s face scrunch up into a cute ball like that everynight over me, as opposed to Alan’s where he looks like a scary clown/radish!

VOTE HERE!