Who watches entire award shows anymore? TiVo has eliminated the commercials and YouTube had eliminated all the filler and promos. I love technology and free entertainment. Let’s watch some American Music Awards 2009.

Look busy at work time… I know you are in your cubicle trying to hide that hangover from your boss, so grab your earphones and pull up a Word Doc and just type away to the beat. You’ll look busy and motivated… before you know it, it’ll be lunch.

I’ve got all the good ones here for you Ragmagers because I love you like that. Rihanna, Jay-Z with Alicia Keys, Lady Gaga, Janet Jackson, and giving honor to God always first in her life, Whitney Houston.

Rihanna, bruise free and ready to get her R&B on at the 2009 American Music Awards performance. She sang a medley of songs from her upcoming album, ‘Rated R’.

Beyonce’s ball and chain, Jay-Z gets it hot with songstress and closeted lesbian, Alicia Keys while the perform their hit ‘Empire State of Mind’.

Looking like she is surrounded by naked hermaphrodite dancers, Lady GaGa gets her freak on at the 2009 AMA’s with a more Halloween like performances. This time of her songs ‘Bad Romance’ and ‘Speechless’.

Bringing it to you old school and just the way you remember it. Janet Jackson brings back memories of Jr High and stealing booze from the parents with a medley of lots of her 90′s classics.

Here is Whitney Houston just a little raspy post crack smoker, performing her new song ‘I Didn’t Know My Own Strength’. She looks fabulous and hardly intoxicated. -Warning – Whitney gets a little carried away with some long, long, long runs. Sometimes it feels like an American Idol audition.

HERE is the entire list of winners at ABC.

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HERE are all the photos.

When Bryan came on stage the applause was so palpable that One of us started to cry and their name starts with an ‘L’ and ends with a “ynn”.

Dana Gould & Greg Fitsimmons loving their Feel Free gift bags.

But the highlight of our night came when one of the comedians pulled up his shirt and showed his incredible V-shape torso! Want to know who?

You’d think after raising over $150,000 for Bald Bryan, Adam Carolla would stop raising money but no. The showas so hilarious I think even the people who bought tickets were impressed by the line up of comedians that had Lynn screaming laughing second row center. It’s sad you weren’t there to hear them rip each other apart on stage because…I guess that’s what guy comedians do to each other.

But don’t worry! You can laugh, cry, and pee a little in your pants just like we did without leaving your desk! Just download the podcast for $1.99.

Oh shut up… it’s two dollars and it all goes to Bryan!

Photography by Doug McNamee

DILF Alert!! When Joel McHale, raised his tight black t-shirt, we saw a Men’s Fitness cover. Don’t you think? Who knew all that was hiding under such an impeccable delivery.

A towel? Really? What is this 1984?

It’s totally working on me. Sorry but thumbnails and a waxed ass (so obvious) shot is all we get right now.

WANNA SEE MORE? NSFW

Normally we don’t buy porn because…well you know there’s the internet, but we all have to go out and buy Playgirl if we’re ever going to be able to see Levi’s Alaskan Moose Horn! Playgirl’s pulling the pics but here’s enough of a preview to get our $$$!

Levi, embrace your gay fans and we’ll make you a STAR!

Poofs! That’s what we “downhill gardners” are called in the UK, but that doesn’t mean our views have to differ on the hottest shower scenes to ever be caught on film!! Attitude Magazine always has impeccable taste but part of us feels like we’re settling.

You see, it’s Playgirl Penis Monday, and all the Levi Johnston Playgirl pics that leaked keep getting pulled DOWN EVERYWHERE! AGRO!

So since Playgirl is screwing us, let’s look elsewhere for some butt in the shower. Because, honestly, we DID see Levi’s Johnston’s pics and it’s basically a white boy at the gym in a shower….I could go to 24 Hour fitness in Weho and get the same thing.

Surprise, Gilles Marin is as shirtless as a New Moon poster these days, but he’s legal so we can actually see his penis in the work he does!

After a sexy spin on Dancing With The Stars, and playing a sensitive artist hunk on Brothers & Sisters, Gilles is guest appearing on Nip/Tuck as ….you guessed it some hunky guy who’s dating a much older woman and can’t find his shirt.

But don’t worry Gilles swears it’s different from every other hunk he’s played.

“This one is very, very, bad. He’s a player. He has an agenda. It’s Nip/Tuck-you have to expect that”-EW