“Just to let go of the things in the past and accept those things that are new,” Usher told Access Hollywood. Slash he’s ready to start boinking other women in public now.
“Stop being such a workout addict. It’s getting to be like 6 hours a day now,” -HIMYM’s Jason Segal
“When you make movies you travel all over the world and don’t get to see the people you love as much as you would like. My resolution is to make time to see them more. They are what’s really important in this world.”- James Franco
“I think my New Year’s resolution is just to stay positive and enjoy the moment.” – Says Newly single Adam Glambert
We all sat around our families living room in a circle, which we call “The Truth Circle” and exposed what the one thing we wanted to change in 2010 was. Everyone in the family knows what the one thing you should change about yourself is, so really it was a test to see if YOU knew what was wrong with you.
I’m happy to report that everyone in my family knows exactly what their main issue is. No secrets here.
Alex: I’m going to destress with yoga and working out because I’m kind of a bitch when I don’t move.
Lynn: I want to quit smoking through hypnosis, and that laser eye treatment where they deaden the receptors to your brain with that laser thing.
We can finally own Jake and bend him to do our every will, in Lego form.
Here’s a sneak peak at The Prince Of Persia lego lands complete with Jake who can only bend over. Which is the only way we want to purchase him. What a big sword you have Prince!
You’re looking at Quest for the Dagger (top) and Race Against Time (below) which had generic enough titles that I didn’t think spoiled anything, but had over to Brickset for three more which seem more revealing — there’s certainly one that indicates a scene that I didn’t know about. -Topless Robot
I’m starting to think I’d want to hit that, but I’m afraid Chris Brown will hit back. If it’s a donkey punch I think I’ll be ok. Chris recently ripped his shirt off during a concert at the Nokia theater, probably just to hear a girl scream in a positive way. I can girl scream too Chris…EEEKK!
L: Brit Matches her bag…not her skin, but her HAIR!
A: Since we know that every Rag Magger loves breaking hair news, we’ve got this evidence of Britney matching the carpet in Weho. Girl needs to consult her gays before getting so dark but maybe she wants to escape “Tour Britney” and go into “Mom Britney” mode.
“Mom Britney” will still bum a smoke in front of her kids, but she’ll call them “lollipops”.
Sounds like “Mom Britney’s” going to get some help from boyfriend Jason Hardwick, who allegedly professed his love for Britney over the holidays.
Need I say more, or are you guys still totally buying this PR produced relationship to hide Taylor’s gay eyes and uber queer smile? The reason you ask?
After three months of dating, country singer Taylor Swift and New Moon star Taylor Lautner have split.
Slash, Taylor didn’t need another girlfriend following her around. What will Taylor Lautner do now that he’s swinging single? Don’t worry you’ll be given an updated report everyweek, as his team maneuver his love life for press. We’ll all watch as he ends up on the “Most Eligible Bachelors” list, and have to endure surface interview after interview about what he likes in a girl. Do you think they announced it over the holidays by coincidence? His team want to start the new year with a clean slate.
If he had been able to sleep with all his roadies, instead of marrying his high school sweetheart just so he could finally cum, we might have had a chance. But we can still hold out hope that like every other celibate rock star, once Kevin puts his pick in Danielle Deleasa’s guitar it’ll all be over. They’ve already been married almost a month so sex should be getting boring….right about…..NOW!
Selling the exclusive to People is one thing, but Kevin confusing us by actually appearing do-able for once, makes us question our boycrush on Nick.
The winner of America’s Next Top Talk Show….. isn’t Tyra.
Tyra’s two time Emmy award winning show, that we were once on for the blink of a Hollywood eye, is over this spring. But Tyra’s people keep spinning it like it’s a good thing! Saying she “quit” her show instead of saying it wasn’t doing well, and promising us bigger things for Tyra’s future.
Wrapping at the end of its fifth season in the spring of 2010, it will be lights out for the show that brought viewers memorable weave-exposing, cellulite-revealing and tear-jerking moments.
We knew it was over when we turned it on one day and saw Gay Exorcisms done by Christian parents on their hardcore homo Jeffrey. Tyra could never choose which road she wanted to travel, the high road with Oprah or the low road with Springer.
Advertising company Ad.ly will give you start up companies out there the celebrity endorsement of a lifetime. Picture this- you’re to be name dropped by THE Kim Kardashian… and business will shoot through the roof right? Well,we can’t really tell yet since Ad.ly is one of the first companies to try and monetize Twitter, but so far its proving to create impressive online traffic. How many months will idiots like me choose to log on just to read shameless plug after plug?
Reebox and Carl’s Jr. are both working with Kim but she’s not doing a great job with the “dropping” the sponsors names. We love you girl, but it’s more like getting a catheter of corporate sponsors through my computer.
Is this a sign of the end of Twitter or do I really believe Kim can’t live without her Reebox? Yes I DO!
Johnny Depp gets fully freaky for his latest incarnation. This time for Tim Burton’s, Alice In Wonderland. Watch the latest trailer and pass some time in the cubicle if you are unlucky enough to be back in the office. Let’s hope that the movie is as good as it looks.
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