Unedited celebrity gossip and entertainment from a reality perspective
1. Jake Gyllenhaal naked, bound, and gagged under our Chritsmas tree. Don’t worry, we’ll excuse the fam before we play with our toy.
2. All the brave men In the 2010 NYC Firefighters Calendar.
2. We also want Marilyn Manson to put his make up BACK ON!
3. For Tiger Woods to get one several STD’s, mainly oral herpes so we can see it.
4. Oh! And Celine Dion’s pool. (upon completion)
You know…..small things!
People may call Michael Phelps ‘butter face’ but I’d rather put butter on other parts of his body.
Yikes! 80′s devil rocker, Nikki Sixx is NAKED….
Pink straps her husband to the bed and strips him down to his underwear at concert. Good Times!
Wow! Paul Walker super sexy in suites for GQ (January 2010). Thank God I have a subscription.
Watch the first trailer for Sex & The City 2. Grab your martini and click here to watch the girls…
Jonah & Justin
Robert & Keifer
Jeremy Piven and his hair line that he broke up with and then got back together again after Entourage.
It’s been a long time since we have discussed appearance fees for celebrities considering that club owners practically pay to not have Paris or Lindsay come to their venues anymore. Well now we have a classier bunch of pseudo celebrities from New Jersey. Mtv’s The Jersey Shore, kids are pulling in some profits for the pockets.
Who would you pay for? Is it extra if you don’t want them to speak? Clearly, the guys are better seen and not heard and the girls… do we really even care?
“We get the most requests for Mike (aka The Situation) and Pauly D,” Michael Schweiger of CEG Talent told me. “They’re $7,500 per person.”
That fee doesn’t include their hotel rooms, as well as air and ground transportation costs, which also need to be covered by the requester.
They’re not just being asked to show up at clubs and parties, either. Schweiger says just last week, one girl requested to have Pauly D walk her down the aisle at her wedding. No word on whether the DJ with the overgelled hair will say ‘I do’ to that offer, but she offered “loads of money,” according to Schweiger.
If you’re on a budget, there’s cheaper castmembers you might be able to afford…
Secondary players like Ronnie and Vinnie are about $3,500 per person, while Jenni “J-Woww” is around $5,000.
“We’re starting to see a lot more requests for Jenni,” Schweiger tells me.
Snooki’s asking fee is only $2,000 plus transportation, according to Neon Entertainment via E!.
Wait a second?! Isn’t Snooki the girl who gt straight up punched in the face by some gorilla’ish guido in that crazy bar scene? That girl should be saving up some cash for a new nose and some serious legal fees. Snooki needs to sue.
But first Tiger Woods has fled his Florida home on his mega yacht, called Privacy (HA!), with a bunch of golf buddies. Which is even more akward because what do they sit around and talk about? How they all cheat or how they’ll stand by Tiger no matter how many waitresses he sleeps with.
Maybe they just compare clubs and balls?
Regadless look at this f’ing boat and tell me you feel sorry for this asshole that spread his seed all over the land because he couldn’t get high from materilaistic things anymore.
Which of course eveentually leads into the inevitable “sex rehab” for asshole Hollywood husbands. If you cheat now you have to do the PR stint like David Duchovny, so women across America can forgive you and think their cheating men can be changed by a 30 day program too. It’s not official quite yet….Tiger probably wants to squeeze in a few more STD sleepovers before going in, but the National Enquirer is jumping the gun…
In a last-ditch effort to save his marriage, a shell-shocked Tiger Woods will check into rehab to seek treatment for his sexual compulsions and prescription drug use, insiders have told The Enquirer exclusively. The disgraced golfing great agreed to get help at an Arizona clinic after spending the Christmas holiday with his family, say sources. The serial cheater’s decision to get therapy is part of a deal struck with his stunning wife Elin to persuade her not to dump him.- National Enquirer
No reason, just spreading some Christmas cheer.
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