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Michael Buble Craves ‘Sex, Cannabis & Cake’

January 31, 2010 by Lynn

Famous people should stop sleeping with sluts they find on the road, isn’t that right Tiger? Take Michael Buble for example. One night with loose lipped, Tiffany Bromley , and she goes and tells everyone Bub’s addicted to being cool and smoking joints. Like it’s a bad thing. Not only is he mad with reefer, but “jerk off” Micahel consitantly brags about his “perfect” penis, which in gay world means it’s not big but it’s pretty.

I’m sorry but the more she talks, the more turned on I get. So what she’s saying is he’s a man who can sing and treat me like crap. Swoon!

Bromley told Britain’s News of the World”, “Michael smoked up to three joints a day when I was with him. He always had a couple in his wash bag ready to go.

“He insisted it was his way of winding down at the end of a day. But sometimes he started the day with one.”

Tiffany Bromley claimed his pot use enhanced his creativity but she said it could damage his singing: “He had a regular cough, and that’s not good for a singer.”

Michael Buble’s a stonerwith a munchie problem? It all makes sense now! That’s why he’s always been my zoftig little teddy bear. I’m sure his new fiance doesn’t care. She’s Argentine soap star and model Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre(say that five times fast) and she looks like she’s cut up some grass before.

Eww look at how grotesque and deformed she is!

Filed Under: Michael Buble

Jane Lynch ‘Didn’t Want To Be Gay’ Until She Was 31

January 31, 2010 by Lynn

Love Jane Lynch and want to know more about her? Lynch is engaged to be married to partner Dr. Lara Embry, who gained notoriety in a custody battle over two children with her former partner. She’s an out and proud bonafide dyke-a-saurs but she admits she never wanted to be gay. Unlike me who seemed to be asking for it since day one. Jane kept her secret from her parents until she was 31. Hmmm reminds me of other lesbians I know. Not you…..you!

Why didn’t you come out to your parents that you were gay until you were 31?
JL: I didn’t want to be gay. I wanted to be… I wanted an easy life. And you know what? I am gay and I still have an easy life.

Most actresses over 40 complain there are no good parts out there, but you just seem to be getting better and better characters…
JL: The reality is it’s harder for women after 40, but I started working at 40. I’m a character actress and my particular brand is more mature, so I had to wait until my age caught up with the tricks in my little arsenal.

What makes you laugh?
JL: I laugh almost every day at the word fupa – I don’t know if you know what it means. It’s a reference to the fat right about the groin area. I laugh at myself a lot. I find myself endlessly entertaining. I’m clumsy and I trip, and I move too fast, and I run into walls. That makes me chortle. I love fart jokes too.

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I’m so using FUPA!

Filed Under: Glee

The Annual Fotomodelli Calendar From Italy

January 31, 2010 by Lynn

Sorry, this is just a shameless post filled with hot guys because we’re feeling randy. No educational value, and no content involved just fun to look at like animals in a zoo. Shut up you love it! Look at that one over there! So still …it’s like he’s DEAD!

They come together for a calendar shoot but it’s all in French so unless you understand the language of love you’re just going to have to settle with drooling. What did you say? Ooh who cares!

Filed Under: Gossip

Grammy Arrival Shots

January 31, 2010 by Lynn

Someone knows how to make an entrance… or not. Mtv’s Jersey Shore party boy, “The Situation” somehow managed to make the Grammy’s even less sophisticated. Look and judge, look at judge. Here are some other highlight shots of the arrivals at the Grammy’s…

Lady Gaga stole her outfit from the 3rd Grade Science Fair, and Snooki.

Ricky Martin, Adam Lambert, all the gays were there. Even an apocolyptic moment of Kathy Griffin with Ryan Seacrest, a shocker we know. They were making out with each other’s asses last night on the red carpet.

Oh and these two met and will be BFF for life, look at the way Katy Perry leans out of the car like she’s at a Jersey Drive Thru!

They were some scandalous moments with host Stepehen Colbert, and a moving opening performance by Gaga & Elton John. So watch these videos and save yourself the two hours. I don’t even think I’m going to make it through thte red carpet pre show without gouging my eyes out with left over popsicle sticks.

Ugly’s the new pretty anyways….

Filed Under: Lady GaGa

OMG iPad Technology Saves Magazine Industry – Video

January 31, 2010 by Lynn

You’ve all laughed at the frivolity of the iPad, and made tampon iPad jokes. While I bravely defended the Pad’s honor as more than an obsolete tumor of an iPhone. Well laugh no more, because now the magazine industry and Sports Illustrated, have me salivating over what’s coming in the world of magazines. Stop the presses….literally, we won’t need them anymore now that interactive digital magazines will jump out at us like a moving American Idol audition.

Imagine you can rearrange the issue to your liking, and see those models get it on.

Push a button and the cover launches animated clips of video, making you feel like your traveling through the editor’s mind at the highest speed the average American can process things. I love the interactive zoom ins of the jock straps and applaud Sports Illustrated for being the first to show us what the iPad means. Those old dogs at Time Magazine can learn some new tricks, and begging never looked so good!

So when I’m like forty and have kids doing forced fundraising at school, are my robot children going to sell digital magazine subscriptions that I don’t want to buy?

Wow…..the future!

Filed Under: WTF?

Kristen Bell at ‘When In Rome’

January 29, 2010 by Lynn

Okay Ragmagers, let’s do what we love to do… judge. This time up on the judging table is the always popular Kristen Bell. She attended her premiere, ‘When In Rome‘ in Hollywood. Do we like the rope thingy hanging down the front of her droopy brown silk with slits gown, like some sort of ridiculous Obi-Wan Kenobi accessory.

Filed Under: Kristen Bell

Paris Hilton Does Marilyn Monroe

January 29, 2010 by Lynn

Look at her working that wig. Partying poptart took some time to work today. Paris Hilton just Tweeted on her Twitter. Look at that nose… it just screams nose job. I’m loving the look on her.