Neil Patrick Harris & Joe Jonas Guest Judges on American Idol


Okay, guess what I am going to be watching tonight… and if not tonight… than tomorrow morning on TiVo. I’ve got things to do people, I’m very busy. Okay… I’ll be watching it tonight. How could I miss tonight? The guest judges are Neil Patrick Harris (NPH) and soon to be featured on MSNBC’s To Catch A Predator, Joe Jonas. Oh, the fun we will have. Where is that remote?

Venus Williams Flesh Tone Underwear & Other Ragtastic Links

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Venus Williams and her amazing flesh tone underwear. Yikes! These are some freaky photos…. (Site: NSFW)

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More delicious David Beckham photos from the 10 Magazine shoot.

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Fashion Time: Super sexy Armani Exchange Spring/Summer 2010 campaign. Gorgeous photos….

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Jake is TV’s hottest Bachelor ever. Check him out on ABC at 8pm or CLICK HERE for his skin filled spread in OK! Magazine.

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Just released today. Check out the new iPad! Who doesn’t need one of these?

ABC’s Ugly Betty Canceled

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It’s over. ABC announced to the writers, production, and actors of Ugly Betty today that the show is canceled. What will all the young Hispanic gay boys watch now?

Jay Leno Hasn’t Spoken To Conan

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NBC‘s favorite, Jay Leno sat down with the one and only Oprah yesterday to do his very first interview since the NBC late night scandal. It airs tomorrow but here is a sneak at the conversation.

Oprah: “Have you talked to Conan in person?”

Jay: “I haven’t talked to him through all this. No. I haven’t.”

Oprah: “Did you want to pick up the phone?”

Jay: “Yeah, but it didn’t seem appropriate.”

Oprah: “Why?”

Jay: “I don’t know. I think it — let things cool down and maybe we’ll talk, you know?”

Oprah: “Were any of the things that he said about you hurtful?”

Jay: “No. They were jokes. And that’s okay. I mean — ”

Oprah: “So jokes don’t hurt you.”

Jay: “It’s what we do, you know? You can’t — it’s like being a fighter and say when you got punched in the head, did it hurt? Well, yeah. But you’re a fighter. That’s what you do.”

Mariah Carey Desperately Discusses Porn On Radio

Slave Nick knows it’s Queen Carey calling into his radio show with her terrible New Yawk accent that she tried to pull on me during Precious. So it’s kind of lame, but Mariah does go into detail about how they watch porn together and she gets off on the other bodies. Like you’re having an orgy with your eyes huh Mariah?

Can you stand to listen to Mariah this long? skip to the middle like I did and save yourselves!

David Beckham Vs. Victoria for 10

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It’s a hard days work for the most photogenic and photographed couple in the UK… David and Victoria Beckham. Check them out fighting and flaunting it for the front cover of the UK’s 10 magazine. David chats up his deals with Armani and other skin filled sponsorships… this is what he had to say in the article:

“I still feel quite shy when I see a poster or campaign like that. It was a daunting experience stripping off in front of a room of people but after a while you get used to it – although my mum still hasn’t.”

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Which one would have you picking it up off the newsstands?

Taylor Momsen Smoker At Sweet 16

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Is Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen hot and she needs to wear short shorts or is it cold and she needs to wear a long black trench coat. I’m confused. Well, well, well… look what photo has hoit the web the same day that her Times Online interview came out. She really seems to want to cement the, “I don’t give a f–k if I am a role model” philosophy. You go girl, get your puff on.
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Adam Carolla & Dr. Drew Reunite At The Hollywood Improv

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Wanna relive your younger days when you listened to Loveline in the comfort of your car? When sex was a big question and not something you had to do with the lights off?

Dr. Drew’s joining The Adam Carolla Podcast LIVE this Saturday at the Hollywood Improv for one night of unedited, unabashed, Adam-isms. Maybe he’ll discuss how f’ed up Heidi Fleiss & her birds are on Celebrity Rehab or Dr. Drew will explain this weird bump on my ear I can’t figure out.

The duo doesn’t do this a lot, which is why I think we’re going to have to hang with Lynette in the bar because the tickets are selling fast. Cut to us standing on the side wall drunk, and laughing too loudly. It’ll be a blast, plus other guests include Brooke D’orsay from Gary Unmarried, and Ralph Garman from Family Guy.

You always complain you do the same thing every weekend, and you want to surprise your friends with a new suggestion when they say “I don’t know…what do you want to do?” . You want to relive your youth with Adam & Drew for $25 bucks.

UPDATE: Sorry Rag Maggers, both shows are completely sold out.