HBO flaunted all of their first quality goods on the red carpet for their 10 part war epic ‘The Pacific‘. Enjoy some Alexander Skarsgard looking good even when he is not and Sam Trammell.

They brought out the big gun…

Say hello to Ryan Kwanten.

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My eyes, my eyes! Bright lights, brights lights! Much like a Gremlin, Lindsay reacts strongly to light. Remember what happens when water touches her… thank God she doesn’t bathe and explains why she hasn’t eaten since midnight last year.

This is what a bad coke buzz looks like people. For you and I the grocery store is still… for Lindsay Lohan the grocery store is swirling around her. Her nostrils are aflame and septum is deviated. It’s a long night or an early morning for Lindsay and her rubber pants.

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Wow! Cindy Margolis’ boy toy is naked and very well endowed in Playgirl. (Link: NSFW)

Check out Anna Lynne McCord and her boney cleavage. You like’y?

This is how the French tell kids not to smoke.

Scott Herman is better when he doesn’t talk. Listen to him rap for NOH8…

American Idol: The Slick and the Dead. Read the best online summary of the first elimination show of Idol.

See all the stills and watch Shakira’s new video…

Kellan Lutz for PETA. Watch the video…

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Kate Moss has either consumed a kernel of corn, swallowed her bag of coke, or is filled with a growing fetus? I’m assuming if she is… the baby is already a smoker. Is Kate Moss pregnant? The British tabloids are a buzz with rumors of Kate being pregnant. Can you smoke a carton of ciggy’s in a day and have 1% body fat and be pregnant? I’m no doctor but I’m guessing no.

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– CLICK HERE TO REVEAL THE MYSTERY BOOTY CRACK -

Wow… I thought that we all knew that crack was whack. Guess not. Who is the lady revealing some serious booty?

– CLICK HERE TO REVEAL THE MYSTERY BOOTY CRACK -

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What doesn’t Paris promote? I’m not really a fan of beer, but it’s fun to watch Paris Hilton get all hot and bothered with her cold Devassa can. Work that can Paris, work that can…

Apparently, Paris is far too good at working that beer. Here is what the country’s Secretariat for Women’s Affairs… whatever that is had to say:

“It’s an ad that devalues women – in particular, blond women. The problem with the ad isn’t a lack of clothing, but its sensual nature,” Eduardo Correia said. “A woman in a bikini on a beach isn’t necessarily sensual; it depends on the context.”

Please, we have all seen much more of Paris than this. Her Carl’s Jr commercial was much more racy.

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Now you can smell like a really wet James Franco for the bargain price of 50 ml spray for $57. The question is… will you look like him after you spray it on? Run, don’t walk to your nearest cologne counter and get your whiff of Franco in the form of Gucci by Gucci SPORT pour Homme.

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I am soooo fat.

I shouldn’t look at pictures of Jesus Luz and his Brazilian Boys because it’s the equivilent of having a 12 year old girl with image issues flip through the latest Vanity Fair at the dinner table. I instantly start thinking of the fastest way to his perfect body, minus the gym, and grabbing my back fat.

Now I understand why Madonna made the flight a few weeks ago just to go clubbing with Jesus and his “Disciples of DAAAAAAAAMN!”

I’m going to McDonald’s to eat my sadness, do you want anything?

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Step into the lux life of Jennifer Aniston where all your questions will be answered in shades of purple! Her beauty matches her style and you really get a sense that her house is built for p-a-r-t-i-e-s! What does she do with all that money? What kind of fabrics does Jenn choose to have sex on with her numerous flings? Where do I find those bedside lamps?

It’s all inside!

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OMG guys, Blossom/ Mayim Bialik was on Lynette & Teresa’s podcast The Parent Experiment, and …love her death…but she’s the freakiest and most holistic mother I’ve ever met.

- NO DIAPERS! Which is called Elimination Communication, cuz I guess no one needs to communicate when there is poop everywhere.

- NO CLEANING PRODUCTS! Just vinegar and lemon juice.

- NO BUYING BABY FOOD! You can make your own organic foods at home, because mother’s have nothing else to do.

- ONE BED FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

Mayim’s blossomed into the spokesperson for the Holistic Mother’s Network and preaches her new/old tactics on today’s show. It all sounds insane to a gay couple who can barely imagine raising a kid, let alone using Tea Tree Oil on an old cloth so I don’t have to buy baby wipes! But it’s fascinating none the less, and inexpensive and less toxic. Even if you’re not a parent but a fan, like me, it’s fascinating…take a listen.

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