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These two are serious about selling some tickets to their gay in jail love story, ‘I Love You Phillip Morris‘. Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor locked lips in France. Who doesn’t enjoy a good old fashioned jail love story? It’s shower time!CLICK HERE to watch the trailer. I think you will enjoy…
CLICK HERE to see the entire list of the nominees who are already attending gifting suites…
Jeff Bridges in “Crazy Heart”
George Clooney in “Up in the Air”
Colin Firth in “A Single Man”
Morgan Freeman in “Invictus”
Jeremy Renner in “The Hurt Locker”
Sandra Bullock in “The Blind Side”
Helen Mirren in “The Last Station”
Carey Mulligan in “An Education”
Gabourey Sidibe in “Precious”
Meryl Streep in “Julie & Julia”
Want to the see all the nominees? CLICK HERE.
Does Justin Timberlake think that I am deaf?
Justin, I can totes hear. You don’t have to sign me your intention. I get your message, I know what you want to do to me and I am absolutely up for it. Now just use those long, nimble, extended fingers and point me in the direction of where we should meet…
Justin Timberlake is seen here filming on the set of his upcoming flick, The Social Network, in downtown Los Angeles.
Someone call Gary Marshall, director of Pretty Women if you haven’t got that from the millions of ads, because I’m totes SOLD. This clip is adorably queer ball which means this movie is going to be a chick flick to challenge all chick flicks. Ok Taylor Swift is 100% playing herself, but we love her so we don’t mind that she’s playing herself. Much like the entire cast of this movie! Yes, it IS weird that her mouth never closes fully, almost like her talent is to big for her mouth, but I think those are just her teeth.
Even Lautner joins us and tries to be funny, isn’t that cute. That’s all this movie is cute, cute, cute.
My feelings would best be described in the words of Taylor Swift during Valentine’s Day…”You’re still hot baby, You’re still hoooooot!”
Our friend and hairdresser to the stars, David Shannon, did Mya’s doo for the Grammy’s and she’s getting rave reviews. My My Mya walked the carpet with Usher who marveled at the height and fullness of her long brown white girl hair! TV Guide’s Carrie Ann Inaba gave it an A on Fashion Police and she knows what she’s talking about. Carrie wears Nikolaki by Nick Verreos.
I would give you David Shannon’s email so you could book him but you’d have to go through his agent, and you probably can’t afford it. I can’t afford it, and he won’t do your hair for free unless you put up with him for eight years and take him to dinner first.
UPDATE: Now that the entire world has seen Jesus naked, madge doesn’t want him anymore. Reports say he’s packed his bags and is heading home to show up at nightclubs in Brazil for a fee. The dream has ended and now it’s going to get really, really cold.
And now back to making light of the picture that ended it all.
The old photo showed Jesus Luz with a small weenie and Madonna’s face was melting with disappointment in her chorizo. She melted, we cried, you cried, it was a terribly sad moment when we saw little Jesus. We all collectively realized there is no such thing as perfection. (Madonna are you listening?)
Don’t worry the internet will make it all better, for us and her! See the new & pumped Momdonna & Toy. (Site NSFW)
I bet somewhere Madonna’s trying to think of ways of converting, she’s been with him so long we’ve seen his ween.
What was your favorite Smurf because that basically encompases who you were as a little kid? Lynn loved Vanity Smurf ….so case in point right there! I can’t pinpoint one favorite, but I do recall wondering why everyone was so mean to Brainy Smurf. He was just looking out for their stupid blue asses.
After the success of such crap fests as Garfield and The Chipmunks, the CGI Smurfs movie is here and boy do they look f’ing weird. This is it Rag Maggers, your first look at the new age Smurfs. Looking more like Casper The Friendly Ghost than my childhood, and I think I can see his smurfy package.
Raja Gosnell, of Beverly Hills Chihuahua and Scooby-Doo fame, is currently in pre-production on a live action mixed with CG feature in New York City.
I will admit to watching a Scooby Doo or two on a slow weekend, I’m not going to lie, so maybe it’ll be smurfrific. It’s too early to smurf it out. I’ve already cast Larry David in the lead role of Gargamel….we’ll color his hair of course.
Yo!SHUT UP! Listen to me! Wanna smell like Hawaiian Tropic tanning oil, LA Looks hair gel, with a musky hint of aging desperation? Perfect! Mike Sorrentino has a sweet smelling new “Situation” cologne that will catapulte you to the middle of the bottom! The Situation is…. he needs money and smelly water is the easiest and cheapest path to that. Well that and being a guest entertainment correspondent for Access Hollywood. Sadly, anyone these days with a tablespoon of fame can become an entertainment correspondent, see our reel below!
