Gossip is a dish best served sizzling hot! Unfortunately, after years of sitting on the hot plate of dishes, Robert finally confessing to us that he and Bella Swan/Kristen Stewart have been boning has gone cold. Taylor Lautner’s Tri Tip ORDER UP! Kellan Lutz’s Meat & Potatoes ORDER UP! While Robert’s sultry soup gets colder and colder. We all lost interest in their “are they?” or “aren’t there?” game a year ago. So when Robert Pattinson made the confession to The Sun, the UK’s shakey source, it didn’t rock our world:

‘It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes.

‘We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it’s impossible. We are here together and it’s a public event but it’s not easy.

‘We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention.’ – READ MORE

I know they’re not waiting for marriage like Edward & Bella, I’ll tell you THAT! If the trailer’s rocking don’t come a knocking.