LA Rag Mag

Mischa Barton Barfs at Bar Marmont

March 30, 2010 by Lynn

We love girls like Mischa Barton… otherwise there would be no one at the clubs here in Hollywood on Sunday nights. Thanks for that Miss Barton. Sobriety is over rated. Here is the latest tacky tale of drunken debauchery by the one time famous Barton. It takes place at the relatively exclusive Bar Marmont at the pricey Chateau Marmont on Sunset Blvd here in West Hollywood.

Mischa Barton had a rough night over the weekend in Hollywood. A spy reports that the “O.C.” actress, who alternates between being on and off the wagon, rolled into Bar Marmont on Saturday alone and looking “totally out of it.”

Says our witness, “A few minutes after she comes in, she runs outside and vomits everywhere. And then she went back inside and hung out for the rest of the night.”

I love that she stayed at the club… keep it real Mischa.

Filed Under: Micha Barton Nipple Slip

Christina Aguilera’s New Single: ‘Not Myself Tonight’

March 30, 2010 by Lynn

According to this pop treat, “Not Myself Tonight”, just released today and soon to bumping at your local gay bars, Christina Aguilera is a sometimes partying boy and girl kissing bitch who doesn’t give a fu**. Her words, not mine. Is it believable that mommy Aguilera is this shot taking girl that’s feeling unusual? Whateves… it’s nice to hear a pop treat dispenser with a real voice. No matter how she may smell, this girl can sing… and drag queens all over the world are already working on their renditions.

The track is off of the dirty girl gone robotic fourth studio album, Bionic, due out on June 8th.

Filed Under: Christina Aguilera

WTF – ‘ScarFace’ School Play Adorably Disturbing

March 30, 2010 by Lynn

There’s nothing that says “promise for a better tomorrow” than the future generation playing cocaine drug lords under the age of ten.

My mouth fell on the floor when the blonde Asian girl says

“you do coke and deal drugs that’s woooonderful Tony.”

SHE’S LIKE 7!!

Thank God the prop department chose to substitute popcorn for actual powder.

Filed Under: WTF?

Angelina Jolie as Maleficent? YES PLEASE”

March 29, 2010 by Lynn

Touch the spindle Jolie…TOUCH IT I SAY!

Dear Gods Of Hollywood, please let this latest rumor about Angelina Jolie playing Maleficent in Tim Burton’s new film true. I’ve been a very good gay and Sleeping Beauty is one of my all time favorites. The LA Times is reporting they heard some squeaks from The House Of Mouse that Tim Burton wants to continue his winning streak reimagining Disney classics. With Alice & Wonderland passing the 300 million mark domestically, both Jolie and Disney are buying in.

Earlier this week, the news broke that Disney had hired its longtime collaborator Linda Woolverton (“Beauty and the Beast,” “The Lion King”) to work on the screenplay for the live-action take on the 50-year-old hit. (Maleficent is the evil fairy godmother in the Disney film; this story would be told, “Wicked”-like, from her perspective.)

Both Tim Burton and Angelina Jolie had last spring been rumored to join the project, which Disney has been kicking around for a while as a way to mine its library, among other things. Burton’s involvement remains unclear as he contemplates several projects. But sources say that, as of the last few weeks, Jolie is keen on the film and would like to sign on to play the titular villain.- LA Times

Please…please..please….Hollywood Gods.

If you have a bad case on the Mondays, spend five minutes reliving your childhood by fearing Maleficent. We’re taking our niece and nephew to Legoland!

Filed Under: Angelina Jolie

Levi Johnston Ready To Bear It All For Own Reality Show

March 29, 2010 by Lynn

Would you watch a “sort of an Entourage on ice” set in Alaska and starring Levi and his friends? Levi is showing up o pitch meetings around LA in a big RV and trying to sell himself as “one of the world’s most famous teenagers”.

Um…Miley Cyrus is a famous teenager, Justin Bieber is a famous teenager, Levi Johnston is just a gay wet dream who almost made it to the White House.You gotta love his guy for following in his wicked stepmother’s footsteps, and try to sell his own TV series that will show parts of his life including “business opportunities, strange offers, appearances and…lots and lots of women.” So we just get to watch him try and impregnate other girls? Bore Snore! He should travel the country in that RV fighting for gun rights or selling fur pelts.

Alaska? Really?

Filed Under: Levi Johnston

Modern Family’s Season Finale Surprise

March 26, 2010 by Lynn

Oh goodie! I got the first issue of my new Entertainment Weekly subscription on my door today! Thanks David.

And what’s this!? Modern Family, our fav show on TV right now, is headed to Hawaii for their special season finale?! The gang all flew to shoot on location in Maui, and that over the top gay couple on the show, Cam & Mitchell, remind us of ourselves all the time. Take this still shot of them lost in the jungle for example. We’ve been there girls, and it’s not fun.

Well…. actually the big gay guy on the show, Cameron (Eric Stonestreet), isn’t really gay. Now the red head who resembles Vincent Van Gogh pre crazy, Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson), he’s as gay as my collection of men’s makeup.

If you haven’t watched Modern Family listen very carefully.

Slap yourself in the face, call yourself a loser, and head over to Hulu to watch full episodes.

Filed Under: Gossip