E!’s late night funny lady, Chelsea Handler looks ready to date a new network executive on the April cover of Shape. I thought lady comedians had to be unsightly? Guess not. Vodka loving Handler managed to find some time to sit down and chat exercise with Shape magazine…

Loving liquor and staying fit:

“I told my nutritionist, ‘I’m not going to quit drinking. I love to hang out with my girlfriends and have cocktails and dinner; it’s how I relax,’” she says. “He explained that calorie-wise, vodka isn’t so bad, as long as you drink it with soda. Knowing I could have a drink made it easier to stick to the program.”

Favorite junk food -

“There’s a diner in New Jersey that makes steak fries with melted mozzarella that you dip in gravy. Every time I eat there, I’m like, ‘Can I move in here, please?’ Seriously, why would I ever leave?”

Trying different exercise regimens -

“I’ve tried them all, but I’d usually end up quitting because I’d get bored. Or, as with yoga, after months of doing it, I’d still have belly flab. And doing cardio at the gym can be so annoying! I hate it when there are 50 treadmills and I’m the only one there, but then someone just hops on the machine right next to me! Hello!”