Unedited celebrity gossip and entertainment from a reality perspective
Are you a dedicated and true stalker of Stephen Dorff? I am not one of them but I am quite aware of the masses that are. So to help you in your bush hiding escapades you can rent out (or leer from your minivan window at) his Malibu Beach house. Does $50,000 a month sound reasonable… that’s the asking price!
I’m guessing the place smells of cigarettes… Check out all the specifics HERE so you know where to place your cameras.
Robert Downey Jr. is much like a rolling stone. Rolling, stoned, in and out or rehabs for the last decade or more. Now he is featured on the cover and in a no holds barred interview in the pages of Rolling Stone.
On being in jail:
“When the door clicks shut, then you are safe. There is nothing aside from a rogue correctional officer that can do you harm if you have the right cellie. You are actually in the safest place on Earth. Safe from the intruders.”
On doing drugs with Jack Nicholson:
“It was the only coke that ever tasted as good as the coke I did with my dad…”
On being sober:
“The ramifications of a little slip are not what they used to be. It’s not kid stuff anymore.”
On the future:
“Now I think, ‘Oh, my God, me and the missus will be (in our L.A. home) until the grandkids attend our funerals.’ We’ll always be here. We’ll never f—ing move from here. Crazy.”
If there is one thing that this girl can do, it’s take a photo. I know, she is skank monster and she is slopping herself at every after party in the Hollywood Hills… but she can still work a camera. In true Lohan style she twatted this still from this questionably stylized photo shoot via her Twitter account:
It’s not often that a woman can look good doing the whole, I just took half a bottle of my latest percription and put on my favorite designer lingerie and now I have just found my drug dealing boyfriend’s gun which I will soon use as a masturbation device, look. It’s a layered look and Lindsay Lohan lends herself to the look just perfectly.
So it’s Thursday and you’re sitting at your desk waiting for it to be Friday. Pass the time with Julie Bowen and her tight body on Kimmel. Julie is so hot Jimmy when she sits down Jimmy Jam starts to flirt with her. Who wouldn’t she runs like a maniac for that body. Did you see last nights show? We LOVE her show Modern Family and count down the minutes until we bienge eat powdered donuts and watch it every Wednesday at 9PM.
Part one where Julie discusses…her hate for the iPhone and her stoner neighbor.
Part Two
If you really want to wake up and have it be Friday, watch the entire season from your desk via Hulu.
Lance Bass is releasing a Lambert-like album later this year, so now all he needs for the perfect gay life, is a gay husband that will suck his weiner instead of his fame. We all know Lance loves to date Gaymous guys less famous than himself (Reichen), so it’s no surprise that he was spotted in San Fran making out with Queer Eye For The Straight Guy’s, Kyan Douglas.
Gays gasped at the two swapping spit at the Epic Roasthouse below the Bay Bridge, and they weren’t shy posing for the cam cams!
Is this a match made in hair heaven? Maybe Kyan will finally fix Lance’s frosted tips.
First you bring your pasta water to a boil, and then you put a dash of nipple slip in but just a touch! Then simply CLICK to ENGORGE!
Voila, nipples a la Giada!
TIME MAGAZINE’s 100 Most Influential People Crowns Sandra & Taylor Swift!? Oh Hell NO!
JUMP IN- Go Swimming With the New Undergear Catalogues Men!
MODEL BEHAVIOR – Elvis Fernando Gets Our Attention As A Black Rimmed Beauty
KA-WHAT!? – The Curb Your Enthusiasm Porno Is Here
MYSTERY BOOBS – Who’s Sloppy Chest Gets All The Attention?
These abs make me think I should go pay and see this movie.
Before he was a superhero on the verge of a big career. Before he impregnated, and was marrying a woman who is twice his age, Aaron Johnson was just a model with egg carton abs that were hard boiled.
Alas, The American Dream: a model who has become…an ACT-TOR!
