Unedited celebrity gossip and entertainment from a reality perspective
The perfectly emaciated party princess Paris Hilton must have realized that Las Vegas is one of the few cities that is still paying hefty appearance fees for socialites and such… remember Heidi Montag’s hideous appearance at the Aria Casino?
Here is Paris proving that she absolutely does not have breast implants at the infamous weekly Sunday pool party at Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. She’s a real girl… why does everyone say she is so plastic? Look at her cute little boobies!
Playboy founder and the man that defined the party boy, Hugh Hefner has come to the rescue to save the signature of the Hollywood Hills… the Hollywood sign. You have to love this guy. He is the sweetest horny old man ever.
The campaign to save the Hollywood sign needed to raise almost $13 million dollars to save the property from being sold to a developer with plans of building high end residential real estate. The campaign was $900,000 short and then Hefner offered up the near million dollar donation to save the landmark.
“It’s like saying let’s build a house in the middle of Yellowstone Park. There are some things that are more important. The Hollywood sign represents the dreams of millions. It’s a symbol. It is as the Eiffel Tower is to Paris. It represents the movies.”
Let’s hope he throws a party to celebrate…
RuPaul bitch slapping Miss Tyra (The Other Tyra) on the Drag Race finale is going down in the Gay Television Hall of Fame…. if there was one.
The bitch who won, collapsed to the floor, wheezing, and hyperventilating. Tyra Sanchez took off her wig, and gasped for air but no one helped because they either didn’t want to ruin their makeup with tears orrrr they knew she was just ‘making a moment’.
You can’t write this stuff. Dare we say it aloud (for fear we may burn in gay hell) …this high quality camp on a showstring budget and some uplighting is better than Glee.
Last night made it official to both of us sitting on the couch.
RuPaul has her own network and it’s name is Gay VH1 LOGO. Both of us seriously cried last night… like Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, cried. Underneath all that hot glue and Stitch Witchery the show gives us real moments and courageous television wrapped in a caddy coated wrapper. We feed off their camp like straight men feed off of of those UFC guys beating each other up. The night continued with a reunion that made Oxygen’s Bad Girls Club look and sound like a knitting circle.
Raven: We were filming a TV show so don’t f—cking sit there and act like we were filming a episode of 7th Heaven!!!
Tatiana: Your insides are dirty and nasty!
Rupaul: Your feelings are not facts!
The finale.. and the behind the scenes special.. and the reunion have ended, but as RuPaul would say, “Bring….. Back ….My Girls”.
Instead of charm school now there’s drag school. All of the Drag Race queens are coming back for Drag U this summer!
Check out the faculty of Drag U online NOW!
World Of Wonder Productions, RuPaul, and Logo have finally given the gays TV we’ve been waiting for, … and they didn’t f*%k it up.
I’m obsessed with music. I’ll admit I have a problem. I spends hours on iTunes every weekend just so I can burn CD’s for my friends with music they’ve never heard. Now it’s your turn Rag Maggers, every week (that I can remember) I’ll put up my latest Music Must Haves from today’s cutting edge artist. Or I may just throw in few a classics that are my cry song for the month. Come on… you know you have those too.
FOR BOUNCE: Download NERD’s ‘Hot N Fun’
GETTING READY TO GO OUT TO THE CLUBS: Download Ke$ha’s ‘Lost Weekend’
SONGS FOR THE DISCOURAGED: Billy Joel’s ‘Vienna’
Oooohh pretty kitty has nails!
Don’t cough around Christina Aguilera because she’ll threaten your life, seriously. She lashes out at this reporter then tries to fake laugh it off like she was joking. She won’t really kill you… but that shade of hooker red lipstick could make a blind man see again.
Christina has obviously been spending waaaaay too much time around Cher on the set of her new movie, Burlesque, and is taking a full cycle of the Diva Drug. The same drug I got hooked on when I hung out with Cher and am currently celebrating three years sober.
Get ready to be grossed out. The new mother has said her sex life has improved since the baby. Wait there’s more…the family run their own nudist camp every week on “naked Sundays”. If you haven’t watched Extreme Makeover:Home Edition naked, than you need to “Move That Buff”.
“We’re big art collectors so there’s lots of female nudes around the house.
It’s something to be respected and seen as a thing of beauty,” she insists. “I think it’s only weird whenever you shame it and raise your child to look at it in a weird light.”
That’s all fine and dandy as long as you prepare yourself for an exhibitionist son in high school who gets wasted and rips off his pants, just like Mama.
Call Obama cuz, Sandra Bullok has taken off her wedding ring! can you feel the Earth shaking at it’s very core Jesse James, you cheating man slut?
No wait… that was a my dog farting.
I don’t care how I can escape into his blue eyes, Jesse James is Satan Spawn. I spit on him and his manscaping … which looks totes uneven. It’s a number two gaurd around the belly and a three on the chest. Hello? Shading!!
The divorce of the decade that just started is creating a hairy situation, and when I say hairy I mean that carpet on his chest. Meanwhile, the legal battles over who gets custody of the children rages on.
My advice girl…cut the cord Sandra. I’m sure his kid(s) are great but they have two parents already. Cut the cord.
How could this pop song be rejected?
I’ll tell you how! Those Jive producers thought this dirty diamond of a pop song was “too urban” so “Get It” was kicked off of Britney Spears’ 2003 album In The Zone.
Hollywood side note: “urban” is term Hollywood execs say when they don’t want to sound racist and say Ghetto, and that’s sooo transparent. On the other hand I love a good beat, and all I can hear is my booty popping! Booty popping! Getting dirty… you know it..not singing…just talking.
We have unearthed a national artifact from a time with our modern mother of menthols, Britney, was…. well Britney. A time before Kevin Sperm & Dash sucked her in like a fat guys’ penis. Before going to a gas station bathroom barefoot was deemed “white trash”, and before her two adorable little boys even knew how to retrieve mommies “lollipops”/ cigarettes.
Those were the days.
Girl scream! Here it is. The last Twilight / Eclipse saga teaser trailer to keep you Twihards pumping hard for more until your thirst is quenched.
Ummm, how is it that the ‘vampire army’ are all under the age of 20?
