Go America! Happy Memorial Day!!
This is a great country that we live in… producing such specimens of perfection as the one seen sporting this V-shape torso. CLICK HERE to see who is working wet, untied, striped, swimwear.
One Line Reviews: Sex & The City 2
May 31, 2010 by
Carrie and our girls were beaten into submission and the #2 spot (32 mil) at the box office by an Ogre this weekend(43 mil), but we still ran out to fly to Abu Dhabi. The movie was so satis-fagging we didn’t have any desire to see Prince Of Persia all weekend!
Lynn: What was that movie about? I loved it!
Alex: The best line was when Stan the gay says to Carrie at his gay wedding, “Remember the summer that I got addicted to coke? Planning this wedding was JUST like this!”
Rebecca: That was just what I needed!
“Yes, I would love to have seen a bigger number, but I’m not concerned until I see how the second weekend plays out,” says Dan Fellman, president of domestic distribution at the Time Warner Inc
Miley Cyrus Hates Glee? Shut Your Face”
May 31, 2010 by
I’ve forgiven Miley for a lot of things, nude pics, Party In The USA, her dad, but I don’t know if I can get past this.
Can’t Be Tamed, Miley Cyrus doesn’t GET Glee ….
“Honestly, musicals? I just can’t,” she tells Billboard‘s June issue. “What if this was real life and I was just walking down the street on Rodeo Drive and all of a sudden I just burst into song about how much I love shoes?”Pausing, Cyrus then adds with a laugh: “It would get you hits on YouTube.”
Why? Why Miley? Poor girl never had a childhood that’s WHY! Cyrus didn’t deal with bullies throwing slushies in her face because she never attended high school. She was too busy selling records with matching comforters to have time for that.
Harsh words from someone who had their song “The Climb” featured on one of the episodes.
E” & Ted Casablanca’s Awful Truth Love Alexander Skarsgard Naked Pics
May 31, 2010 by
Shout out thanks to Ted Casablanca, E’s Gossiping Gay, for the link to Rag Mag. Internet fame is the best Memorial Day surprise to wake up to. Ted’s been sending us a sea of eyes to feast on Alexander’s flesh all morning. Maybe we should book him on Lynn & Alex’s Big Gay Hollywood Podcast and create a gossip trifecta.
Teddy can you hear me?
Jake Gyllenhaal’s Prince of Persia Workout Routine & Diet Plan
May 29, 2010 by
Do you want to look like Jake Gyllenhaal in the ‘Prince of Persia‘ or are you like me and you are perfectly content to just look at him? If you want your muscles to be bulging out of the thinning skin on top of them while pulsating veins are wrapping your glossy engorged biceps…
The trainer that worked Jake to his current massive size is Simon Waterson. Here is Jake’s workout regime (minus the suspect steroids):
5a.m. Pre-work out snack of espresso and a piece of fruit
5:15a.m. Morning cardio: three to five mile run through the sand while wearing a twenty pound jacket.
7a.m. Breakfast: egg white omelet; rye toast; Omega 3, 6, and 9 supplement.
9a.m. Morning snack: celery; carrots; hummus; protein shake. He ate about one gram of protein for every pound of body weight per day.
12p.m. Lunch: chicken; broccoli; brown rice.
3p.m. Afternoon snack: nuts; more broccoli; protein bar.
5p.m. Resistance training: a cycle of squat thrusts; press ups; kettlebell forward raises; pulley wood chops; and platform jumps. Five cycles of ten reps each. Then two exercises of heavy muscle work; bench presses for chest; dead lift for back and legs. Finally, ab work with Swiss and medicine balls.
7p.m. Lean protein dinner.
9:30p.m. Small protein shake. Shut-eye.
Wow, I’m feeling lazy and fat now. Where are those powdered doughnuts?
50 Cent Loses Over 50 Pounds”
May 28, 2010 by
Yikes! I don’t know what to think of this. Part of me respects the bullet riddled rapper 50 Cent for committing to his craft, his art, his character…. but the other, larger part of me, resents him for losing all that weight so seemingly effortlessly. I can’t loose 5 pounds unless I am lucky enough get alcohol poisoning on the weekend. He has lost some serious weight to play the role of a football star diagnosed with cancer. The film is titled, “Things Fall Apart.” He certainly looks the part. He claims to have lost over 50 pounds and sent this photo out via his Facebook and Twitter accounts. Remember what he used to look like….
He’s going to be needing a lot of protein shakes after they wrap this film. Are bullets protein based?
Daniel Craig’s New NYC Pad
May 28, 2010 by
There is no doubt that this sexy, sun filled, 2 million dollar, 1 bedroom, in NYC could be the abode of an international spy. Recently the sexiest 007 in a long while has purchased some NYC/Tribeca real estate and from the looks of things Daniel Craig isn’t going to be hosting any overnight guests… unless they stay in his bed. Totes works for me….
BUYER: Daniel Craig
LOCATION: New York City, NY
PRICE: $1,900,000
SIZE: 1,121 square feet, 1 bedroom, 2 poopers
MORE DETAILS AT LINK…..
The link will provide you with all your stalking needs… location, layout, closets…
Adam Carolla’s Gayest Birthday Party Ever Was Jimmy’s Idea
May 28, 2010 by
Jimmy: Can’t two guys have a gay experience in peace?
Straight men like Sex and The City.
It’s true!
The proof is in the paparrazzi video last night of Adam Carolla & Jimmy Kimmel sneaking from the Arclight Cinemas in Hollywood’s early showing of Sex & The City 2. No I’m not joking, the manliest men in Tinseltown were caught Jazz Handed by X 17 last night as they left the theater.
Yesterday, was Adam’s 46th b-day yesterday, so what do you get the man who isn’t impressed with anything? Jimmy wanted all Adam’s friends, and his friend’s wives, to sit through the two and half hour running time to show Adam how much they all loved him. So sweet. Then X17 had to be outside to document their shame and Jimmy loves it.
