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I need of some sedatives, Robert Pattinson seems to not deal well with their celebrity and constant press coverage… not unlike that melancholy co-star of his, Kristen Stewart.
This is especially apparent in this shot of Pattinson as he hits the red carpet with Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart for their Hollywood premiere of ‘Eclipse’.
Who would be caught dead… although she seems to be full of life… in Ed Hardy.
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Well aren’t they just the cutest little couple you have ever seen. I could just throw up. Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner are spinning me in to nausea with their cuteness overload.
They are giving us unadulterated adorableness on their share cover of Entertainment Weekly.
Here is Kristen Stewart’s much less interesting cover. I mean, she is smiling… that’s new.
Designer Diane von Furstenberg, famed for her wrap dresses, pulls in a posh crowd when she has an event. This time it was for her boutique opening at Claridge’s in London last night. I guess my invitation must have got lost in the mail. International mail is so unpredictable. Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow united their star power and blasted the red carpet with flashing bukbs as they arrived nearly last at the event.
Yes, Posh was there too… whoring for some free DVF dresses. Is there ever a designer event she doesn’t show for?
Scandal! This inevitable break up of Bachelor Jake Pavelka and now ex-fiance Vienna Girardiis is getting nasty. Meow! The claws are coming out.. and Vienna is outing Jake. He says she was a trifling trollop running rampant on the streets of Hollywood. I believe that. She claims that he just isn’t into the ladies. I would like to believe that. Next she will be making reference to his genitals and their shortcomings. That would be some very bad news. Let’s hope Jake jumps of the high road and starts spilling secrets of Vienna’s… you know she has more than a few. Here is what is being reported:
“… the real reason for Jake’s aversion to intimacy with her was not his religious ideals but his lack of interest in women. “He just wasn’t ever physical with her,” the source added. “Vienna told me, ‘I don’t think Jake is into girls.’”
Hey ladies. Now would be a good time for any of Jake’s ex’s to come forward and grab some press and perhaps a spin-off. Any takers? Any? Crickets… crickets…
Woah! Good thing she is wearing that V shape top… otherwise she would be topless. Is this what little girls aspire to look like? Good luck with that. Recent mother and Victoria’s Secret Angel Adriana Lima worked some lusty looking lingerie for the latest issue of V Magazine Spain, “The Sexy Boy Issue”. V is for vixen.
Do you think she has ever had to pay for a drink at a bar?
I guess we can add artist to James Franco’s creative resume… if you call this art. This is confusing for me. I love Franco and I love art… but WTH is this? Franco + Art = Fart
What is that on James’ nose in this photo? It’s a penis! Is it just me or do you get the feeling Franco has has a penis on his nose before? I’m just saying…. James male genitals on his nose Franco will premiere his first art show tonight at the Clocktower Gallery in New York City. It has received some very mixed reviews of critics who have had an advance viewing. Seems like a freak’fest of sexual confusion to me… but if I lived in NYC I would already be in line. I love a Franco freak’fest.
… caught a preview of the show which includes a video of Franco wearing a prosthetic penis on his nose and another display with said prosthetic under glass.
The exhibit, entitled “The Dangerous Book Four Boys” incorporates sculpture, photography, drawing, film and video all of which centers on ideas of boyhood and the sexual awakening of the early teenage years.
I know, I know… you are desperate to see more of the avant-garde works of the multi talented and tasty Franco. CLICK HERE to see all the preview photos.
This photo above is not from the exhibit… I just thought he looked like a hot and troubled artist that you would date and show off to your friends but then marry his agent. Artist rarely make money until after they die… and this one may never make money with this medium. CLICK HERE to see all the preview photos.
