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First Thoughts: Surprise” Snookie Arrested

July 31, 2010 by

OMG Snooks. I had to pause my weekend because your mini mug/wide thighs are on the cover of the f’ing NY Post! Can you believe it! This pic on Snooki getting arrested in New Jersey was plastered right on the front. I’m guessing this must be the climax to season 3?

FIRST 5 THOUGHTS:

They don’t have Bump It’s where you’re going Missy!

In that jean skirt from hell she looks more Bakersfield, CA than New Jersey.

Too bad she’s going to miss her double shift at the Olive Garden.

A barefoot slut with a Gucci purse? Somewhere LA is missing a Britney.

Her shirt might say slut …but she’s really a whore.

Filed Under: WTF?

Cazwell’s New Jam ‘Ice Cream Truck’ Is Hot, & Sticky

July 31, 2010 by

Thank God I can finally replace Crappy Perry’s ‘California Gurls’ on my playlist with something a little more sticky. Leave This house DEMON!

The best gay rapper on the planet, Cazwell, wants us to not only lick his popsicle but he’s giving it away for free download! What a whore… I love him…I must bounce now.

Via: The girls at WOW Report

Filed Under: Now Hear This

WE DIE – Between Two Ferns With Zac Galifianakis

July 30, 2010 by

HA! I die. Steve Carell comes “Between Two Ferns” and Zac Gal-fi-la-la-la to slam his self confidence and ends up making him cry.

A few of my favs:

“They say the camera adds ten pounds…so you must have ate five cameras!”

“When you swim out past the buoys at the beach do people think you’re an island?”

The fatty is very fragile about his weight issues so Steve should lay off. Zac’s right… it is tough in Hollywood. You’re either too fat or too thin, and he’s confused. Imagine if you were gay and in Hollywood, Zac. We’re confused too! We’re either too fat…. or still too fat.

Filed Under: WTF?, Zac Galifianakis

Lady Gaga for Vanity Fair UK

July 30, 2010 by

Lady Gaga is all mascara and miles and miles of fake hair that would make even Kim Zolciak wince for the cover of Vanity Fair UK. Photoshop has morphed Lady Gaga in to some sort of transexual, hippie, mermaid.

Filed Under: Lady GaGa

Madonna Knows Smoking Is Cool?

July 30, 2010 by

Does Madonna know that smoking is cool? She is really taking this film director incarnation seriously. The ciggy is so pulling the look together… it also lends itself nicely to that whole British thing she has going on.

Check her out getting her smoke on while directing scenes for her latest movie project ‘W.E‘… some biopic flick about the love affair between King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson.

Filed Under: Madonna

Game Time: Mystery Peek-A-Boo Booty Pockets

July 30, 2010 by

Who is basically wearing a pair of pockets on her white linen bound booty? CLICK HERE to reveal the booty boarding a boat. What’s up with the fish net purse? Fishing?

Filed Under: Game Time

True Blood’s Joe Manganiello Runs In The Nude

July 30, 2010 by

Days have passed since I last laid on eyes on an episode of True Blood, but I still can’t earse the image on Joe Manganiello’s buttocks bouncing after Tara. Did you catch his lumberjack frame in last week’s final moments? If you blinked you missed it, but I never blink while watching TB. Tara and Sookie are escaping the vampire’s lair and Joe runs after to save them in his birthday suit. I screamed ….and not because I was scared.

It’s totes worth a click through...TRUST!

Filed Under: True Blood

Leonardo DiCaprio Drops Out of Mel Gibson Film

July 29, 2010 by

Why was Leo even considering working with such a pig? Sure, he’s had a few good projects but you’d still have to work with him. This latest series of scandalous phone call recordings of him ranting at his soon to be ex wife were enough to have Leonardo DiCaprio bailing out of Mel Gibson’s latest film.

“Leo has earned the right to pick and choose who he works with and Mel Gibson is not one of them.”

Mel was going to be the director on some Viking flick working with producer Graham King and Icon Pictures… which is Mel’s production company. Leo was set to be the lead and has since backed out of the deal.

Filed Under: Leonardo Dicaprio