Sandra Bullock Is Highest Paid Actress

How much money did you make last year? Well here is a list from Forbes of Hollywood’s highest paid actresses certain to make you insecure. Look at all that money Sandra’s ex, Jesse James, won’t be helping her spend.

Sandra Bullock – $56 million
Reese Witherspoon – $32 million
Cameron Diaz – $32 million
Jennifer Aniston – $27 million
Sarah Jessica Parker – $25 million
Julia Roberts – $20 million
Angelina Jolie – $20 million
Drew Barrymore – $15 million
Meryl Streep – $13 million
Kristen Stewart – $12 million

Jessica Alba’s Itchy Ass & Other Ragtastic Links

Jessica Alba has an itch on her bulbous power booty that can compete with even the legendary Lopez and Kardashian dariaires.

A poorly written character played by one of these three men (from L to R Trevor Donovan, Michael Steger, Matt Lanter) will come out of the closet in the next season of 90210. Who will let there flame burn bright?

Noah Mill naked booty in Sex & The City 2. This guy is really giving this scene everything he’s got. Watch him work himself in to a breading bandit baring his booty!

Taylor Lautner dressed as a creepy girl…

Mystery bodacious bosom… with a bonus peek-a-boo nipple. You know you love it. Who is the naughty nipply nymphette?

Live where Michael Jackson died. Have an extra $28,995,000 in the bank?

Meet Kate Winslet’s New Man

Let me introduce you to Kate Winslet’s new skinny little Euro man lover. Kate has been divorced now for almost half a year… that’s an appropriate time to wait? His name is Louis Dowler and as you can see by his smooth body, lean muscles, and pasty colored sun kissed skin… he is a British model.

Britney Spears Releasing New Album

Okay Ragmager’s… It’s Britney bitch! She is soon to be the center of attention with her upcoming album release. What will Lindsay do when she isn’t pumping press with her imprisonment? Just a few weeks and we will all be in our cars listening to Brit’s new tunes… with the windows rolled all the way up, of course. Don’t worry Ragmager’s… you won’t have to purchase it. I am sure many of the tracks, if not all, will be leaked online before the release date.

Britney Spears will be releasing a new album in just a “few weeks”, according to producer Rodney ‘Darkchild’ Jerkins.

Britney’s label Jive confirmed back in March that she had begun work on her follow-up to 2008’s Circus, and now Jerkins has told UStream: “Britney fans are gonna be so happy in a few weeks.”

The as-yet-untitled album will be Britney’s seventh, and is expected to include contributions from producers including Danja and Predator Dub Assassins.

Will she make #1?

Lindsay Lohan Does Maxim Magazine

She may have only done 13 of the 90 day sentence in jail but this jail thing has really lit a flame under Lindsay Lohan career… and she lights flames under her meth pipe… and me, well… I’m just a flamer.

Look at Lindsay working the jail house stripes for the cover of September’s Maxim Magazine. She’s all freckles and photoshop for the post incarceration cover. What’s the deal with the bottoms? They are screaming diaper.

Here are some highlights from the accompanying article…

We know you’ve had a very trying week, and we want you to know that Maxim loves you. How are you feeling right now?

I am feeling strong. I’ve experienced a lot in my life, and my mom has given me a lot of faith. This too shall pass.

You just had your birthday. What are you hoping for from the upcoming year?

To focus on myself and my work and to move all press on me to focus on the work I do. Also, I’d like to do more work in India and travel to Malawi.

What is your advice to others about how to cope with adversity?

Stay true to yourself always. At the end of the day, you have to look at yourself in the mirror and be content with the choices you’ve made, and will make, in your life. Go with your gut!

Too bad when Lindsay is looking in the mirror she’s bending over it with a straw…

John Mayer Flexes for Paparazzi

Flex it…

It’s been a too long since we have seen John Mayer and his nice man arms out in a while. Here are a couple photos to remind us why he lands such A-list ladies.

Christina Hendricks for GQ UK

The fair fleshed ginger, Christina Hendricks has her lady curves all on the table for the September cover of GQ UK. Red is certainly her color, I think she might now that. Mad Men’s, Christina talks loving tight wardrobe, herbal cigarettes, and fans for the article in the magazine. Read some of the highlights below…

What’s more unpleasant on set, being in incredibly tight clothing, or smoking fake herbal cigarettes?

Christina Hendricks: I adore the incredibly tight clothing! My own wardobe’s changed – I’ve streamlined a little bit and definitely learnt from Joan’s sleekiness and tailoring. As for the herbal cigarettes, for the most part I don’t smoke as much as the guys do. I’m usually just strutting around a bit more so I don’t actually have to be inhaling it. I’m lucky because I do have scenes where the cigarettes work beautifully to punctuate certain things I’m saying.

Obviously one of our all-time favourite scenes is the lipstick test in the two-way mirror in season one…

That scene is perfect for Joan. She’s controlling the women – she has more knowledge than them – and she’s also manipulating the men at the same time. I lean over and I quite simply show my ass to the men. When I read it I just thought it was so fabulous. I just thought, “How strong and amazing is this woman?”

One of the most talked-about moments in the entire show came when Joan made a catty remark to Paul Kensey’s black girlfriend…

First of all, she’s not racist. I had a long conversation with Matt about this because it was off-putting to me. When I read that script I got very upset, called Matt and said, “You’re turning her into a monster, what are you doing?” He told me, “Calm down, Joan’s not racist – Paul’s just a jackass”. She is just calling Paul Kensey out on his crap. He’s being a fool and she’s the only person who will say it out loud and tell him what it is – he thinks it’s really cool that she’s black. I thought I’d get lots of comments about this scene because I guess it goes so well with the period that it didn’t bring as much.

Have you had any strange fan reactions?

It seems like a very masculine show but there are women who are absolutely obsessed by it. I had a girl last year who wrote me a very long letter about how she related to my character the most and how wonderful it was because she was having an affair with her boss at work. It was at that point I said, “It’s not my place to give any advice on this one!”

But what would Joan say?

I think Joan’s advice would be: always know more than anyone else, always be discrete as possible. And never cry at work.

Do you ever feel that the period detail gets in the way?

I think it makes it wonderful. We have the confidence to know that when we walk on that things are right. There’s no question. You mind starts to work in the same way – you start to walk on set and think, “I don’t know about that lamp.” It becomes something of sport. We make sure we’re perfect before we walk on set in terms of preparation and wardrobe – once we get on there it all clicks together perfectly.

What are your hopes for Joan in the future?

I just keep praying for Joan to get her power back. To resolve her problems and rise to the top. To fight back!

Modern Family’s Top 5 Spoiler Surprises

Don’t you just love Modern Family on ABC? The writing makes the jokes ring so true it’s hard not to make everyone we know sit down and watch it. We’re one of those couples that run around saying they must have hidden secret pin cameras in our home and based Cam & Mitchel off of us. We’re so alike…. it induces wincing and pointing from our friends who say, “That’s YOU! That’s you guys!”.

So we hate to be spoilers for season 2 buuuuuutttt……..


1. Nathan Lane (Gay Mafia Gay) has been cast as Pepper, the ultraflamboyant (Cam’s not such a screaming mo) friend of Cam and Mitchell on the show.

2. Young Manny will have an “existential crisis” this season when he turns 12 and realizes he’s in the last year of his childhood.

3. On a very special Halloween episode, Mitchell dresses up as Spider-Man, and be the only one in his entire office.

4. Phil will “shame dance” at daughter Hailey’s next party. He must no know the new craze with kids these days called the “Dick Dance”. I swear! I’ve seen it! It’s horrifying and entertaining.

5. An Earthquake will rock the family, and we get to see Phil in crisis mode.