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TIME WASTER: Vampires Suck – It’s Raining Men

August 24, 2010 by


You know you’ve looked at the poster for Vampires Suck, and seen the commercials for the Twilight spoof and raised an eyebrow of curiosity. So did we. Don’t feel guilty it opened at #2 this week.

We want to hate Twilight as much as the next person (we don’t, DAMN you Summit Pictures),
but it seems this could be the only part of the movie worth watching. Have you laid awake at night with the 700 pages of Breaking Dawn crushing your chest as you fantasize about the wolf pack shaking their tails to gay anthems? Omg, ME TOO! Our dreams have been answered.

Is it funny? No not laugh out loud funny. Is it gratifying? Yes!

Filed Under: WTF?

Madonna’s Daughter Lourdes Loves Pot

August 24, 2010 by

We are totes loving Lourdes. Firstly, she is the daughter of the one and only Madonna (except that Jesus mother one). Secondly, she is a fan of the ganja, reefer, wacky tabaccy, kush, chronic, the mean green… She’s 13 and apparently ready for some bong rips. Or maybe, just maybe… she thinks pot leaves are pretty and likes to wear them as accessories. I think her and Taylor Momsen should be best’ies.

Filed Under: Lourdes, Madonna, Taylor Momsen

Most Expensive Pair of Hideous Kicks

August 24, 2010 by

What’s the deal with these monsters that are to be worn on your feet? Don’t get me wrong… we love shiny things encrusted with crystals, but these Christian Louboutin’s are missing the sparkly mark! Are those blinding blingy Louboutin’s just not tacky enough for you? How about the leopard print disaster to the right… those working for you? If so… you’re a mess… or you are Kim Zolciak. Either way, it’s not a good thing.

Oh… how much would you be willing to pair for these sinister Cinderella like slippers? Well, the sparkly ones retail for $2000 and the leopard offenders run at $750. Grab your credit card… and don’t buy these.

Filed Under: Fashion Feast, Fashion Time

Flashback Photos: Inception’s Tom Hardy Has Nude Past

August 23, 2010 by


We’re officially OBSESSED with Tom Hardy after we watched his huge lips for two and a half hours in Inception. I swear those lips were at least 10 feet tall on the screen. So we’ve put together a collection of his sexiest and most shocking photos. To say that our Tommy is an exhibitionist is an understatement.

I was sitting at my computer thinking, ‘Oh it would be wonderful if I could see him and his talent in raw form’ then I googled it and well… he might as well be a porn star for all the flesh he’s given on film.

SEE ALL OF TOM DURING HIS EXHIBITIONIST PAST

Down boys and girls. Down! He’s married now, the good bisexual actors are always taken.

Filed Under: Nude, Nude Celebrities, Tom Hardy

On Martha’s Vineyard Vacation Rag-Tastic Links

August 23, 2010 by

Obama’s on the island of MV with us (stuck in the rain till Wednesday) but found time to take his wife and friends out to dinner.

OH SNAP! Miley’s Talking Trash About Other Disney Brats

Model Wegie! – SITE NSFW

GUESS WHO? This Hot Host Was Way Back When

“The Situation” Isn’t As Dumb As HIs Choice Of Music… Rakes In Millions To Become “The Corporation”

It’s a bit nipple’ly in Scandinavia huh guys?

Guess Who’s Filling Out Their Speedo On Vacation! We never knew!

Even Teens Like Justin Bieber Feel Insecure Sometimes

Filed Under: Rag Tastic Links

Baywatch Boy, Jeremy Jackson’s, Junk Jogging

August 23, 2010 by

Let’s ZOOM IN!

I’m a little distracted by Jeremy’s Jewelry Box in that God sent lycra shorts to even care that he’s running the Tag the World marathon. Other more famous celebs were there too like Shia LaBeouf, Nick Lachey, Amber Valletta and Matthew McConaughey, but they were fully clothed so FORGET THEM!

The ex Baywatch star has gone from Junkie to just junk bouncing, as he showed off his chiseled drug free body during the 700 metre swim and a 10 kilometre run.
Sure his face still has traces of those long nights and shameful shennanigans for a hit, but when we’d still hit it ourselves we can’t complain.

Did any Rag Maggers ever get to see his alleged sex tape that came out last year?

Half naked bros before hoes

The biathlon was in aid of Tag the World, an organisation which raises awareness and funds for five charity sectors – children, cancer, Africa, Global Green, and animals – through the sale of fashionable ‘tag’ necklaces.

Awwww.

Filed Under: Gossip, Nude, Nude Celebrities

Guess The Celebrity Spawn

August 23, 2010 by

This little boy from Neverland is going to be as much of a looker as his supermodel mother.

FIND OUT WHO!

Filed Under: Gossip

David Beckham Bronzed & Livin’ The Life In Santa Monica

August 22, 2010 by



Want to know how badly our lives all suck compared to the Beckhams? The couple is worth $125 million, have three beautiful boys, and get to do it to each other all night if they want while staring in the mirror.

Just gaze upon their perfect vacation on the beaches of Santa Monica. With their perfect bodies, and their perfect ten year marriage, and their perfect life. The only thing that isn’t perfect about David is he talks a purse falls out, but we don’t need to talk. TRUST!

Meanwhile, Posh is teasing Davey all day long by sucking on a big brown cigar. Isn’t she suppose to be naked with only his favorite tie on while she does this?

Filed Under: David Beckham, David Beckham Nude