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Lindsay Lohan Back In Rehab – Again
September 29, 2010 by
You can all drive a little easier on LA congested freeways now that Lindsay Lohan has officially checked herself back in rehab. Lindsay will stay in her rehab program until her October 22 hearing.
Wearing a loose fitting black sleeveless dress with matching sunglasses, LiLo was snapped on her balcony at dusk reading The Power of Rest, written by Dr. Matthew Edlund.
There will likely a mass of overstock prescription pill and designer drugs circulating through the nightclubs this weekend with Lohan in recovery… inventory overstock prices!
Seth Rogen Engaged to Lauren Miller
September 29, 2010 by
Congratulations to funny man Seth Rogen and his less famous girlfriend, Lauren Miller. The two Hollywood types, she’s an actor like her new fiance, are reportedly engaged! This news comes immediately after their recent return from Boston visiting family.
are reportedly engaged! They two have been together for six years which includes his fat years… she must really love him. Best of luck you two. Laughter is a great way to make a marriage last.
Social commentary: Good thing they are not gay. It would be illegal for them to marry.
Shirtless Kellan Lutz (Again), Shoots, Scores
September 29, 2010 by
Rag Maggers, it’s our favorite time again – SHAMELESS SHIRTLESS KELLAN PROMO! Do I see a little bulge in there?
While the rest of LA sat indoors in front of their AC (us included) Kellan took our heat wave as yet ANOTHER reason to go shirtless. So I guess there is an upside to global warming and it’s Kellan playing hoops in Van Nuys with his (far less attractive) roommate Dickey Doo. Stop laughing that is really his name.
Kellan’s playing hoops and I could barely walk my dog past my building in this apocalyptic heat. I laid around in my undies all day drinking XL Hawaiian Punch Slurpees from 7-11, I kid you not.
Rihanna’s New Album Cover Art/Photo
September 29, 2010 by
Here is the just released cover art/photo for Rihanna’s latest album, ‘Loud’. Looking a bit like a sexed up Strawberry Shortcake but I’m sure she is smelling better than Miss Shortcake, Rihanna is totes giving us lots of red on this closed eye cover. Her hair, lips painted an unfortunate matching stain… I guess it’s better than black and blue.
N.E.R.D. ‘Hypnotize You’ on Letterman
September 29, 2010 by
David Letterman’s musical guest was Pherrell/NERD last night. I love me some N.E.R.D.. They are so hot and fun… His talent is easily overlooked with his sexy and suave little chocolate’ness being the first thing we notice. Not only does the lovely mocha-choco-latte lead have two double consonants in his name but… Pharrell is actually pretty damn clever with his lyrics and beats, he loves Louis Vuitton.
I wanna touch you girl… I wanna touch you girl… I wanna touch you girl…
He seems to have brought with him for the performance his legion of deaf, mute, white girls. I think that they may have stopped off at American Apparel for their tank-top costumes.
Megan Fox Up-Skirt Shots & Other Ragtastic Links
September 28, 2010 by
Megan Fox joins the upskirt shot club…
Good times! Watch the Survivor Tribal Council that features a hysterical homophobe….
That didn’t take long. Jersey Shore sex tape…
Hey remember Stuart from MadTV? Check him out now all buffed out and shooting his new film…
Madonna’s ex Brazilian boy toy, Jesus Lutz shoots more half naked shots…
Bret Michael Naked for Billboard
September 28, 2010 by
Hollywood loves a comeback. Bret Michael’s brain is back to normal and he is back to business. He is currently promoting his new VH1 show, ‘Life As We Know It‘, sans clothing for the cover of Billboard. Loving his impressive six pack and dirty blonde extensions, he should come out with a line of them.
Bret chatted up getting more than 15 minutes in Hollywood…
“Writers always use the phrase ‘aging rocker,’ and I’m like, “What other option do I have?” You’re either aging or you’re dead. So I’m embracing it.”
