Justin Bieber’s CSI Suckfest – In 2 Minutes

Don’t bother questioning if Justin Bieber can act….he can’t. The Beebs made his shaky debut on CSI last night in some freaky deaky episode about ‘The Tea Party’ ‘New Americans’ being hauled in by the government. I just saved myself a good hour by watching this. Justin Bieber plays a troubled teen with a bad brother and a vengeful mind against the ‘authority’.

‘Where’s you gun? You’re vest? Your badge?’ = WORST DELIVERY OF A LINE EVER!

Forget acting Justin, let’s dance!

Jake Gyllenhaal Isn’t Gay – Swears BF Adam Levine

Maroon 5 are out promoting their new album and it’s pro-orgy title, Hands All Over, and Adam Levine is using that platform to take a stand. Adam wants all the gays (us included) to stop fantasizing, suspecting, and pushing our dreams of Jake being a total Mo onto society.

Will everyone stop thinking that dude is gay? Seriously guys. How immature is it of the media to perceive this guy — it has to be because of Brokeback, right? I’ve known this dude forever. He’s one of my oldest friends, and it’s very weird that they have this — it’s very immature and infantile the way they treat his whole situation. If him hanging out with his bros means he’s gay, it’s like further perpetuating that weird homophobia that exists in our culture, which is just stupid. So, yeah, he’s my buddy. I fuckin’ love the guy.

Did he just say he Fucks and loves Jake? I KNEW IT!

Via: OUT

Say What? Kristen Bell Dated Glee’s Matthew Morrison

“I actually went to college with Matty Morrison,” she told UsMagazine.com Wednesday at the L.A. premiere of You Again. “We actually dated very briefly, so I’ll have to say maybe Matt Morrison is my favorite part of Glee for various reasons.”

By “dated briefly” she means… they slept together once but Matthew wouldn’t stop talking about his feelings and show choir after sex.

Sesame Street Spoof: True Mud

With all the parents getting their diaper bags in a twist over Katy Perry’s boobalicious bit, many sites have overlooked the muppets hilarious take on True Blood – True Mud.

Kids will watch anything…this is for the ‘rents.

Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows Part 1 / Trailer 2

Time to get your geek on. Here is the latest in the trailer for H.P. & The Deathly Hallows 1…

Gwen Stefani Kisses Herself

These wax figures that Madame Tussaud produces really sorta creep me out. Check out this Twitpic that Gwen Stefani just posted on her Twitter account. This is a straight guys dream come true.

David Beckham Denies Hooker Accusations & Other Ragtastic Links

David Beckham is denying claims that he hooked up with a $10,000 a night hooker. He is now sueing the publication…

Mystery pop star cellulite thighs in short shorts…

This guy, Allan Theo, some hottie French singer is naked (NSFW)…

Lindsay Lohan gets $50,000 offer from balloon fetish website…

Sexy ad watch: Braun’s electric shaver commercial is pretty hot. Watch video at link…

Check out Christian Renaldo’s new hair…

Madonna Stalker Arrested With Ice Pick

Yikes. This guy looks totes crazy.

Madonna’s #1 crazy fan was arrested while staking out her NYC apartment like any respectable stalker. The scary part is that he had an ice pick in his car. We don’t want some tragic Selena incident happening here…

“I won’t stop until I actually meet Madonna,” retired FDNY firefighter Robert Linhart told cops after his arrest at Madge’s Central Park West pad. “I am going to go right back there and do it again.”

Linhart was charged with criminal mischief, graffiti and possession of a weapon – an ice pick he had in his car, cops said.

Linhart showed up at the Material Girl’s home Tuesday afternoon and displayed signs reading, “The Universe brought us together in 1992 and again this year in Prague. Meet me please.”

Freak show.