The Situation’s Pinky Sized Problem

UH OH! Looks like all my fears were TRUE! Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino has an amazing body because he has a lil italian sausage down there. This is the downside of fame…when you sleep with a Floridian Fame Whore who is bound to talk. Melody Eckerson’s dream date in Miami with Mike turned into a nightmare once he dropped his pants.

“I wouldn’t even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes,” Florida club promoter Melody Eckerson tells Star about their tryst in the Jersey Shore cast’s Miami Beach party pad.

“Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky,” Melody tells Star.

PUH-LEASE! Did we think any different? We all know that Vinny is the one packing on the Jersey Shore.

Melody still slept with him so she could tell all the girls back at the strip club that she was special. Which she IS, because she’s in Star Magazine online… so there!

John Stamos’ Hollywood Survival Guide

You don’t need talent in Hollywood… take it from John Stamos. The hottie who keeps getting hotter has a career spanning over two decades, music, tv, and film. But how?

John’s Hollywood Survival Guide takes a page out of the hunks who hang around (David Hasselhoff/William Shatner) playbook.

1. Laugh at yourself and others will laugh with you. –

‘He’s funny’, versus ‘He Was Good Looking’

2. It’s all about the work…and working a lot. –

‘I work hard to look like I’m not working hard’

3. Admit your mistakes. – Like those Uncle Jesse Hair Don’ts and being drunk on Australian TV. Stamos lied at first saying he wasn’t drunk and then came clean later.

‘I got bummed about having to lie. Looking back now I would’ve fought everybody: I’m telling the truth. I was drunk.’


4. Be prepared for scandal. – JS was caught in a cocaine picture scandal and had to take the stand against extortionists in the trial.

‘I got up on the stand and this moment of peace came over me, like, ‘Okay now it’s my turn’ All I had to do was tell the truth and their whole case unraveled.’

5. When in doubt … play the congas! – Preferably naked like Matthew Maconahay

‘I felt all that dirtiness was away, playing the drums to ‘Good Vibrations’. Someone said the harder you work the luckier you’ll be. I’ve worked pretty hard but I’m pretty damn lucky.’


Via: EW

Alexis Arquette Smokes A Joint At The High Times Stoney Awards

Love her, and her answer!

Myspace to Alexis: Does weed attract beauty?


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Justin Timberlake & Jimmy Fallon Go Hip-Hop

I could watch this video of new late night host Jimmy Fallon and pop star turned actor, Justin Timberlake getting their white boy hip hop on. Jimmy totally commits and I am loving it. Pass some Friday cubicle time and watch…

Note: Does Timberlake really need those glasses or is it part of his new actor look?

First Shot of Lindsay in Rehab

Some paparazzi got paid for this photo! This is what Lindsay Lohan looks like while in rehab, this time at the posh Betty Ford Center. Poor girl, only thing she has left to be addicted to is her fleeting fame, and teeth staining coffee and cigarettes. Hold on to what you got girl. Good luck with those monkeys hanging out on your back.