Hot Homeless Chic – Brad Pitt

This could be that stinky nature man I saw sleeping on a bench in Weho orrrrrr Mr. Pitt.

Even with a few wrinkles, Brad’s blue eyes still come through at the Megamind premiere in Paris. But he brought that girl with him… Angelina!

Mystery Mooch – I’m Not Famous But My Sister Is!

He’s not really a mooch because his entire family is famous….except him. They TOTES look alike but Jake’s sister got all the beauty and fame.

TAKE A GUESS!

YEAHSIES! My Pseudo Boyfriend James Franco Is Hosting The Oscars

Stoner and squinty eyed hottie, James Franco is blowing up so big he’s even hosting the Oscars this year with Anne Hathaway.

SLASH/ The Oscar ratings are dipping so low they gotta have people under 35 host it. Stephen Colbert you can sit down and Hugh Jackman you can hang up your dancing shoes because it’s all about the youth now. Next year I’m sure it will be Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart hosting with dramatic monologue performances by Justin Timberlake. Who by the way is soooooo getting an Oscar nod now that they want all the youngins there.

Beverly Hills, CA — James Franco and Anne Hathaway will serve as co-hosts of the 83rd Academy Awards®, Oscar telecast producers Bruce Cohen and Don Mischer announced today. Both have previously appeared on the telecast but not in hosting capacities.

“James Franco and Anne Hathaway personify the next generation of Hollywood icons— fresh, exciting and multi-talented. We hope to create an Oscar broadcast that will both showcase their incredible talents and entertain the world on February 27,” said Cohen and Mischer. “We are completely thrilled that James and Anne will be joining forces with our brilliant creative team to do just that.”

Hathaway will be making her fifth appearance on an Academy Awards telecast. She was recently seen in “Alice in Wonderland” and currently can be seen in “Love and Other Drugs.“ Hathaway’s other film credits include “Bride Wars,” “Becoming Jane,” “The Devil Wears Prada” and “The Princess Diaries.” She was nominated for an Oscar in 2008 for her lead performance in “Rachel Getting Married.”

I wouldn’t be surprised if Jamie is nominated as Best Actor for his gut wrenching performance in 127 Hours. I couldn’t see him go through that type of pain. I could never see my Jamie cut off his beautiful limbs like that, but my friend’s said it was fantastic.

It’s Gwyenth Paltrow’s Brother Jake Paltrow

‘By virtue of being around it the whole time, it gives you a certain understanding, not only of the craft, but of the lifestyle.’
But he insists that despite Gwyneth’s fame, they are a normal family.
He says: ‘The four of us are a fairly normal family group. There just happens to be a public side, and that public side is much more connected to Gwyneth’s fame and celebrity rather than my parents.’

OH PUKE!

Madonna’s New Gym Opens In Mexico City

Hard Candy Fitness isn’t the name of a jock strap filled gay porn. It’s the name of Madonna’s new gym which opened in Mexico City today. She’s testing the waters in Mexico before building her brand out globally.

She states the name is the perfect combination of “hard body” and “eye candy.” “It’s a sexy name that gives you the opportunity to have fun and to build strength as far as the imagination will allow,” the singer-actress said in a statement. -Popeater

You can sweat to the Madonna oldies in her new high tech fitness house for a price tag of $160 a month and $890 to start. Just think of how hot the guys will be there!

I want to work out with Madonna. Wait a minute….do I want to go to Meixco City now too?

I love that Miss Mogul is doing a fashion line and gyms. No one is stating the obvious which is… Madonna’s music isn’t selling as well so she’s branching out. It’s gay blasphemy to utter those words so I’ll write them instead.

Just goes to show ya’, no matter how famous you are you can never be TOO RICH!

Christina Aguilera With New Man

Recently divorced and already canoodling with a new man, Christina Aguilera was snapped by paparazzi on the streets of NYC doing the dating thing with Matthew Rutler, her new man.

She has wasted no time replacing her first of many husbands. This guy is doing well for himself dating Aguilera considering that they met while he was working as an assistant on the set of ‘Burlesque’. Talk about dating up. I give it a couple more months.

Harry Potter’s Neville Longbottom Grown Up & Hot?

Check out Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter all grown up and looking less dorky from his days at Hogwart’s. Here he is at The 2010 British Academy Children’s Awards yesterday.

Mischa Barton Not Looking Horrible for Tatler Magazine

Poor crazy little rich girl and one time actress Mischa Barton has become more famous for her mental instability and horrific fashion sense this last year after she was forcibly held at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center here in LA for two weeks on a 5150 (involuntary psychiatric care) ‘hold’.

Mischa must think that we are as crazy as she is to believe her excuses in Tatler Magazine for her DUI and possession of marijuana charges back in 2007. She expects us to believe that the scandal was a misunderstanding over a tooth infection that spiralled out of control. Bonkers Barton has been telling the media that she was put in the involuntary psychiatric care after arguing with nursing staff that apparently trying to inject her with painkillers to treat an infection. Who would get upset about receiving injections of pain killers? Crazy people, that’s who.

‘I had this terrible surgery to remove my wisdom teeth and it drove me mad.

‘I had infections and I couldn’t eat anything except Slush Puppies for three months and I can’t tell you how awful it was…

‘Anyway, I’d had enough and I went to the hospital.

‘I was in a lot of pain and if they feel you are depressed or a danger to yourself they can hold you on a 5150.

‘I am terrified of needles and they wanted to pump me full of drugs and I said, “No, absolutely not. I don’t want to be here,” and got into a fight with the nurses, and that led to my 5150.’

Mischa says she has struggled to shake off her undeserved wild-child image.

‘Part of me wishes those things had never happened in the public eye. I wish I could have been perfect.

‘For ages after that 5150 I’d walk down the street and people would give me the crazy eye: “There’s Mischa Barton, she’s insane, isn’t she?”

Hmmm…. she sounds crazy to me.