Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the premiere of The Tourist in Madrid, Spain, last night

Seriously this time.

I know, I know, it’s hard to believe these two are EVER going to get married but sources say Brangelina are planning it in Jodhpour, India. I’ve been there! So on the glorious day when the planets align and they do get married – I’ll just close my eyes and piece together a wedding with my fractured memories.

The Hindu priest, Gurudev Ramlalji Siyag, an 83 year old mystic who calls himself “one of India’s living saints,” is reported to have taught Brangelina yoga and meditation techniques during a tour of the United States.
According to a friend, it has helped ease the stress of their hectic lives – they are raising six children while travelling constantly for film and charity commitments.
“They’ve been practicing his Siddha yoga and they start and end the day by chanting a sacred word he’s given them. It’s transformed their relationship they’ve both cut back on drinking and no longer argue,” a friend told the paper.

Either that’s true, or it’s just a really slow news day before Christmas and everyone loves a Brangelina story. I’m still skeptic.

Next week we’ll all say they’re breaking up and Angelina is taking all the kids but until then….I heard they’re getting married, again.