Ryan Gosling’s Man Cleavage for NY Magazine

Ryan Gosling gives us all sorts of wrinkly eyed hotness on the cover of New York Magazine this week.

Ryan on staying in the moment: “I know it sounds dramatic, but every movie I make is the first and last. It’s important for me to think that the things you’ve made, they’re in the past. It’s what you’re making now that matters.”

Ryan on Hollywood standards: “Some of us are tired of all the sissies in this town, the ones who go along, flow with the flow, line up where they’re told to line up at. The studios want you to make the same movie over and over again – if that’s the movie they liked, that’s the movie you should keep making.”

Michelle Williams on working with Ryan: “You’ve got to fight dirty, you’ve got to bite his ear, because if I tried to match his energy and speed, I would never win. With all that capacity, Ryan could be a steamroller. I know guys like that, and they take up all the air. I thought, I’m timid and I’m not going to be able to breathe. But within minutes I knew how wrong I had been. He’s incredibly sensitive and generous and will do anything to help you.”

Kirsten Dunst on Ryan: “Ryan is kind and adorable, yet also really dark and weird and manipulative. Everything you’d want in an actor.”

He is in hardcore promotion mode for his upcoming flick ‘Blue Valentine‘ with costar Michelle Williams. You can spend your New Year with them as their movie is released on Dec. 31st.

Game Time: Mystery Furry Boobs

It’s holiday time and these Christmas tata’s a ready to celebrate. CLICK HERE to reveal who is serving up the furry and festive fun bags.

John Mayer Lists Palisades Love Nest

Notorious Hollywood ladies man, John Mayer is listing his California, Pacific Palisades pad at a loss of nearly half a million dollars. Are you a real fan, a true stalker, a Mayer’maniac… then head on down to your local loan officer and beg for $1,325,000.

CLICK HERE for all your stalker info…

Christmas Gift Idea – Royal Panties for Auction

Need an idea for that hard to get a gift for girl (or pervert) on your Christmas list… a pair of Queen Elizabeth II’s underwear. They seem to be clean, no spotted dick in these knickers, I don’t know if that will help of hinder the sell of these royal rompers. Merry Christmas Momdy

The pair of panties came in to the possession of a famous Miami playboy named “Baron” Joseph de Bicske Dobronyi — or Sepy, as he was known. As the story goes, Sepy got them from a friend after they were left on a private plane when the Queen visited Chile in 1968.

People are freaks! I hope one day that my underwear, clean or dirty, will be sold at auction after my death.

Oh wait… yuck, they DO seem to be soiled! Dodgy queen.

Is This Miley Cyrus Naked on Her Cell Phone?

The story is… she left her cell at some party and these were found. CLICK HERE for more.

Catherine Zeta-Jones Is Still Smoking

What is the best way to support your husband who is dealing with throat cancer from years of smoking…. Well, if you are to take Catherine Zeta-Jones’ wifely advice, you would keep smoking. Check her out throwing caution and compassion to the smoky wind in NYC’s Central Park yesterday while her husband, Michael Douglas, is home recovering from chemotherapy and radiotherapy treatments for stage IV throat cancer.

Girl, it is time to quit, at least in public. We quit with ‘Dr. Allen Carr’s Easy Way To Quit Smoking‘.

Jared Leto & His New Blue Hair

Did I miss a memo or something? Matching his shoes and bag, Jared Leto arrived smelling of blueberry Kool-aid at the posh Shoreditch House last night in London. I think he may have over accessorized.

Hot people get away with a lot.