We’re Moving On UP” & Rag-Tastic Links

Rag Maggers we know we’ve been absent this past week from our blogging post, but we found a new 2 Bedroom/ 2 bath in Weho just below Sunset and HAD to move instantly. Moving for us is not like moving for normal people. We have to have the place painted, measured, and sage’d. Plus Lynn’s decided that he’s going for a “Whole new look” in the house which means all these years buying “this look” was all for nothing. Kind of like Drew Barrymore & Justin Long getting back together.

We love it, you’ll love it, but while we paint this room yellow and black (yes, yellow and black!), you enjoy the new news.

WATCH – Joseph Gordon Levitt in his undies!

WTF – Justin Bieber in panties leak?

WATCH: Inception hottie TOM HARDY on bulking up for Batman: The Dark Knight. Just another excuse to look at those lips.

POP STAR STEALERS – See a resemblance? Rhianna sued by photographer David LaChapelle

WOW JWOW’s TRASHY PAST – Site NSFW

WHOA THERE – Is Cameron taking A-Rods Vitamins/ ROIDS?

COUPLE ALERT – The Daily Show‘s Olivia Munn and Glee‘s Matthew Morrison out together at a sporting event? I thought he was gay.

COLLEGE FIREWORKS – Shirtless Frat sing Katy’s “Firework” and don’t suck at it.

Burlesque? Asian Boy Dances Christina Aguilera’s “Burlesque” on Youtube

Boy Vs. Christina (Press Play on Both)

My friend B came screaming to lunch about this amazing, creepy, fun, hysterical, dance along viral and since then we’ve watched it five times, mailed it out to ten people, and slapped the chairs in our living room along with him. Who is this mysterious boy whose parents are so brave, and awesome for letting him perform his SPOT ON Christina for the world?( Well it’s spot on for HIM it’s hard to get those legs around a chair) No one knows. He’s known on the internet as “Drag Baby”. The girl who uploaded the video – OStateGrl08 – wrote the following caption on Youtube…

This little boy is being recorded by…someone irresponsible performing Christina Aguilera’s “Burlesque”.
Someone sent this video to me so if anyone knows it’s origins I’m very curious to ask them what the deal is.

So it remains a mystery.

Although Lynn said his lines could “use a little work”, whoever this boy is he’s on his way to becoming a superstar.

Prince William Chooses Best Man

If you care… Prince Harry will be the best man… and I do mean best… at the upcoming Royal Wedding of his brother William to that commoner of a girl, Kate Middleton. I love a wedding. Open bars, bad dresses, and old people dancing. Doesn’t get any better.

As was widely predicted, Kate, 29, has chosen her sister Pippa as her maid of honor – whose job, it is stated, will be to make sure the bridal gown is displayed properly and the young wedding party is kept in line – while Prince Harry will be his brother’s best man, the palace announced.

Pippa… who the Hell is named Pippa?

Kellan Lutz, Zac Efron & Joe Jonas Do NYC

What is going on with the usually very hot Kellan Lutz in this photo with fellow boy/man candy Zac Efron and that Joe Jonas kid. Kellan is looking a little beat down. Hollywood getting to you? Partying a little too much.. and what is going on with that hair color? Don’t lose your hotness Kellan, then what would you have? The three out of towners did their very best to be NY fashionistas at the Calvin Klein Men’s Collection Fall 2011 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in N.Y.C. but read more like guys from LA with suits on.

Mila Kunis for W Magazine

Mila Kunis is feathered and tarred in hotness and eyeliner for the ‘Black Swan’ inspired cover of the upcoming March issue of W Magazine. This girl is hot and is going to be huge… huge! Love her in everything that she does. Did you you know that Mila’s first gig was for a Barbie commercial and her first TV series appearance was on… wait for it… ‘Baywatch’. Check out some highlights from the interview…

You have previously been known for comedy. Do you think it’s difficult for women to be considered both beautiful and funny in Hollywood?

I was never raised to think that I was pretty. It’s not that I was raised to think I was unattractive, but it was just never something that was pointed out to me by my family. They would point out personality traits—“Our daughter is really quirky”—versus what I look like, because inevitably, looks go, so it makes no difference.

Your family is Ukrainian. How old were you when you moved to America?

I was seven and a half when we moved to the States. We came straight to Los Angeles.

What was the first thing you remember seeing of America?

A black man. It was at the American embassy [in Moscow], and all I had known were Caucasian people with blond hair, brunette hair, and sometimes red hair. You’re never really taught about anything else. I think I was frightened. And the beautiful thing was, the man spoke Russian. He explained to me that there are people in this world who are of different color. Being seven and a half, I asked him, “Does that mean there are purple people in this world?”

Shortly after arriving in L.A., you began acting. Did you always long to be an actress?

No. I started acting when I was nine as a hobby because it was fun, and it allowed me to get out of school. The first thing I did was a Barbie commercial, and I got to keep the Barbie. That’s all a kid wants. From nine to 14, I did close to 15 commercials, and I guest starred on just about every television show. I was on Baywatch twice. The second time, I played a blind girl who’s lost in the forest next to the beach and needs to be saved. It was absurd: There’s a fire, I get saved, and then I go boogie-boarding. I remember thinking, Well, if I’m blind, how am I boogie-boarding? No one ever gave me an answer.

Loving her.

Lady Gaga Performs ‘Born This Way’

Arriving in a space ship, much like I often do, and wearing a comparatively understated ensembleLady Gaga put on her very best Madonna ponytail and whipped her hair back and forth like Willow Smith and sang a gay anthem like the Donna Summer last night at the Grammy’s. You can’t help but love it at least just a little… I know my neck is still aching.

Just in case you were wondering how Gaga arrived to the Grammy red carpet… in a space egg… duh.

Yes people, she is in that egg. Inside the egg, as in… inside it.

James Franco Back On General Hospital

It’s a long way from the acting skills required for ’127 Hours’ on the silver screen to slumming it on a small screen, daytime, soap series, but James Franco isn’t too good for the grind and less than glamorous gig of a soap scene. He is returning to ABC’s General Hospital as performance artist Franco. I love that he has the same name as his character. He is appearing on the show for a couple episodes airing Feb. 25th and Feb 28th.

Vanessa Hudgens Wet & Desperate For Details

Vanessa Hudgens is not only busy recovering over the loss of her fame boosting boyfriend but the disgraced Disney starlet is also busy promoting her upcoming flick, Sucker Punch, a Zack Snyde film in which she plays a gun toting asylum inmate.

She got all wet for the photographers at Details and then chatted up a bit about her and Zac Efron

About Zac Efron:

“We’re still friends. Who knows what the future will bring. We’re figuring this out.”

Let it go girl. Like your career… it’s just not going to happen.