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OMG we found the Lockness Monster, on no wait…. that’s just Chris Brown’s trunk.
Literally, his schlong is so large and in charge I think it’s a choking hazard. The tropical python almost doesn’t fit in the picture, I KID YOU NOT. See his walking cane at GAY STONERS.com. But I warn you it’s soooo NSFW.
The early reports that Anne Hathaway was being cast as Catwoman flew over our heads while we moved to our new place. (Wait till you see it) But all I can say is Anne would be purrrrrfect. Then we see this clip from Oprah’s Oscar Show where Anne says she’s waiting for her confirmation call. TMI Chris Nolan?
Anne tells the story of getting her Oscar gig while hoping it was Chris Nolan on the line. Oh the joys of Hollywood. I’m waiting for one role and POOF the Oscars call.
Sidenote: I would love to see Anne Hathaway and Tom Hardy as McBane get it on.
