Unedited celebrity gossip and entertainment from a reality perspective
Real housewife Taylor Armstrong and Russell Armstrong have called it quits. They weren’t lying when they said a picture is worth a thousand words. All the words I’m coming up with lead to divorce. It was very apparent that their marriage wasn’t a fabulous one. Taylor would often call her marriage a “business arrangement” on the show. If she really wasn’t joking about the business side of her marriage, then I’m hoping she’s a business women when it comes to the divorce!
I know McDonalds is my gays main fast food vice so this is for them! USA today reported today that McDonalds is supposedly spending 1 billion dollars to makeover every Mcdonalds chain to look more like Starbucks. This news comes when Starbucks was just named the 3rd largest restaurant chain, with Subway in 2nd and McDonalds with the #1 spot. Being that McDonalds is feeling threatened they have decided to copy the interior design of every Starbucks.
USA Today:
Goodbye, fiberglass tables and industrial steel chairs. Adios, neon-yellow, bright-red interiors. Hello, wooden tables, comfortable faux leather chairs, and interiors newly painted in muted oranges, yellows, and even subtle greens.
I’m excited to see this “classy” change, but whenever someone calls themselves classy they all of a sudden look less classy to me.
Sarah Jessica Parker didn’t get a sex change, it’s called going to the gym too much and not eating enough. I get it, she wants to be fit and trim like when she was 20 something, but getting super buff doesn’t make you look any younger! I myself enjoy being in shape, I want to live long and going to the gym makes me feel less guilty about eating a cupcake. But let’s get real ladies, you don’t look younger and hotter because you’re a work out freak! You’re actually causing your body to oxidize more due to the toxins that are being released during your workout so you have to counter all that with proper nutrition and supplements! Don’t get me started, that’s a whole other post.
P.S. I still like Sex and The City.
Tear drops! The Governator and Maria Shriver have split. Didn’t really see this one coming, they were good at keeping this under wraps. I wonder why they split? Is Arnold gay? Does Maria feel like it’s always about Arnold? Maybe she finally realized Arnold sucks as governor? Thank god elections are around the corner!
They issued this statement:
“We are continuing to parent our four children together. They are the light and the center of both of our lives. We consider this a private matter and neither we nor any of our friends or family will have further comment. We ask for compassion and respect from the media and the public.”
The Governator and Shriver met in 1977 at a tennis tournament and married in 1986.
Update: Maria moved out of their LA mansion months ago, a source close to the couple says that she couldn’t deal with Arnold’s “craziness”! Supposedly this split was a long time coming! I could see it now, Arnold yelling at Maria in his crazy Austrian accent!
“Maria get down!”
I have always loved me some Marisa Miller, the girl doesn’t age and her boobs don’t sag! Here she is flaunting it for Esquire. Usually I don’t post many girls for my straight men readers out there….only the super hot ones!
See more of her here, thanks to Celeb Jihad!
Yesterday I caught Lady Gaga’s HBO special of her Monster’s Ball concert and it was AMAZING! She has such a great message to all her “little monsters”, she has become my new favorite artist and I have become a “little monster”. I know I’m about 3 years late, whatevs. At the end of the concert they had her doing Born This Way acapella with her back up singers and it was AMAZING! Watch it and you’ll think it’s AMAZING too!
It’s time for our Monday Laragmag original game of Beard/Befriend/Beyonce! This week took a lot of deliberation, so let’s get at it!
Beard: We know that Jessica Simpson had a power gay BFF, Ken Paves, before they split in 2010. So she would be the obvious choice for a Beard. But no, I’m throwing you all for a loop and I’m picking Jessica Biel. Her body is too amazing, what girl is that toned unless you’re a body builder!? Seriously, she might be a hermaphrodite, so her being a beard is just perfect.
Befriend: I’m all for my fellow Latina and even though Jessica Alba is more of a “White” Latina, don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about there are many out there, I still have to Befriend her to stay true to my roots. Eres mi nueva amiga Jessica, oh wait, she doesn’t speak Spanish. Translation: You’re my new friend Jessica!
Beyonce: Jessica Simpson is barely relevant anymore. That being said, when I think of Jessica Simpson, I think of Dukes of Hazzard, which she was unwatchable in and her reality show with Nick Lachey and I’m in a bit of a quandary. I loved her reality show, she was so vapid, it was captivating watching someone ask if tuna is really chicken, because it’s labeled as “Chicken of the Sea”. You can’t write that people! So in this Beyonce, where Beyonce means this person should stop doing movies/TV appearances, I have a cliff note. Jessica may do reality television but NO more movies.
It’s freaky Monday, brought to you by a scary My Little Pony (I loved the show as a child) Musical, with Jennifer Hudson’s vocals from the movie Dreamgirls! It’s too eerie to pass up, watch it, you know you want to!
