Nous Break!

This just in, Nous Model Management is exploiting their models, yet again!
Let’s look at these pieces of art and judge like a Gauguin, whom also enjoyed nudity.

For our first piece, let’s call it humpty!

My first question is, how did he get in this pose? Was he doing a quasi push up and the photographer just felt compelled to capture this real moment because it showed the true essence of a model….obsessed with staying fit?

Our second piece, let’s call this post sex.

Can’t you just imagine him rolling off of you and assuming this position. So my question here is, did he just have sex…with the photographer?

Our third and last piece is called awkward!

I feel like he was literally scratching his nether regions, because his face is so vapid that the only thought I can imagine in his brain at this moment is, “I have an itch.”

Burlesque Superstar-La Cholita!

Last night I had the privilege of being invited to the Babes and Bettys Burlesque Show at the Bordello which is themed as a speakeasy but this one you can get in to. It was a who’s who of the Burlesque world, with bulging bodies everywhere. It put my thin frame to shame! The titillating preview of La Cholita’s European tour which kicks off August 27th, didn’t dissapoint!

She’s spicey, volumptous and certainly worth a trip to Europe to check out her tour!

Sole mon qua vo trebbien on some, qui?!

Transformers & Victoria’s Secret Don’t Mix!

I just want to preface this posting by saying, I LOVE models, male, female, young, old, especially Victoria’s Secret models because I secretly want to be one. Now, do I think all models can make the transition from models to actors? That’s questionable, hence Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

She’s got it all, the actor boyfriend (Jason Statham), the amazing model figure, the perfect British sounding name and now a Hollywood-Blockbuster. Unfortunately, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley might be the worst actress since Megan Fox, which is unfortunate for the Transformers franchise,

Here are some words from the critics:

Empire magazine says: ‘Bay introduces her with a self-parodying shot of her barely-clad bottom and it’s all downhill from there. You’ll believe a robot can fly, but you won’t believe a Huntington-Whiteley can talk.’ ‘Huntington-Whiteley is so terrible, in fact, she makes her co-stars bad too,’ adds Total Film.

Daily Mail critic Baz Bamigboye said: ‘Huntington-Whiteley shows up in a figure-hugging, tighty-whitey dress but she’s all window dressing and doesn’t exactly excel at delivering her banal lines. Poor Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. She may be beautiful but she can’t act for toffee.’

Other film writers agreed, with Chicago Sun-Times calling LaBeouf ‘scarcely heroic’, and adding that ‘his girlfriend has no particular function except to be in constant peril and (in two hilarious shots) stare thoughtfully into space as if realizing something.’ ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’ cost over $195 million to make but so far looks headed to bomb.’

Yikes, that’s got to hurt, but I’m not worried about Rosie, she’s probably going to work again….as a model.

Denise Richards Adopts!


Denise Richards just adopted a baby girl, whom she named Eloise…..

Charlie Sheen is having a week, his last goddess left him, and now he’s going to be paying for an illegitimate child. Denise is so smart, she had TWO Sheen babies. She can literally have twenty more babies because Two And A Half Men is in syndication and Charlie is writing checks for another 13 years. Brooke Mueller is another smart one, TWINS!

RAG-tastic Links!


Twin Models! An enigma, not really, but they are the hottest twins I’ve seen since yesterday!-OHLALA Mag


First Beyonce and now Alicia is becoming a white girl!-Popbytes


Guess who’s atrocious hands these are?! This poor woman can’t get a break!-Celeb Jihad

Johnny Weir finally teams up with this amazing cosmetic line, guess who???-OMG Blog

Jake Gyllenhaal & Bear Grylls New TV Couple!

Jakey Poo, as I like to call him, will be making a little cameo on the small screen on the season premiere of Man vs. Wild with Bear Grylls which airs July 11th. They conquer the Icelandic Wilderness. I love this show, it’s like rated PG porn. Bear gets naked, drinks his pee, just a bevy of primitive happenings.

“For me, it’s all about the discovery” Gyllenhaal said. He has his game face on, swoon!

Pamela Anderson Naked!


So maybe she’s not fully naked, but she’s in a g-string, that’s naked enough for me and the most I want to see from Pam. These are alleged photos from her shoot with lingerie company Bonita De Mas, which translates to “Too Pretty”, which FYI is bad Spanish, you would say Demaciado Bonita not Bonita De Mas, so I’m a little confused about the Spanish roots of this company, but I digress. I’ll let the bad grammar go because they at least did the kind and appropriate thing and photoshopped Pam into a younger less tried version of Pamela Anderson. We all know what Pam really looks like.


Do you notice a trend? She’s never looking right at camera. Jesus, they photoshopped her feet, that’s a bad sign.


They photoshopped her so much here, that she’s crossing over genders. Enough said.


Finally, a hot shot, but then again I can’t see her face.

America Ferrera Weds!

Ugly Betty Star, America Ferrera, was looking gorge in a gown by Amsale’s Christos label and Fred Leighton earrings. She married her longtime boyfriend Ryan Piers William last night in an intimate setting. The cute couple met when he cast her in his USC student film. Ugly Betty co-stars Vanessa Williams, Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell and Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants co-star, Blake Lively were some of the guests. I can’t believe Blake she was able to pull away from sucking Leo’s face to attend the wedding! Sorry, but if Leo was my boy toy, I wouldn’t be anywhere other than by his side.