Daniel Radcliffe Is A Lush


Harry Pottter star, Daniel Radcliffe, was bitten by the Lindsay Lohan bug. Not only was he made famous at a young age, but he acquired a penchant for alcohol, whiskey to be exact.

He said: “I became so reliant on [alcohol] to enjoy stuff. There were a few years there when I was just so enamored with the idea of living some sort of famous person’s lifestyle that really isn’t suited to me. He said he was fortunate that the paparazzi failed to capture his drink-fueled excess.”I really got away with that because there were many instances when a shot like that could have been taken,”

I’m sure Lindsay wishes that was true for her, BTW, I’d like to take this moment to wish her a Happy Belated Birthday, may all your champagne wishes come true Lindsay!

Back to Daniel, he also said:

“As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesn’t work for me. I do that very unsuccessfully. I’d just rather sit at home and read, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh. There’s no shame in enjoying the quiet life. And that’s been the realization of the past few years for me.”

Also, another thing that Lindsay probably wishes was true for her, who am I kidding, she loves booze too much!

This makes me wonder if he was an alcoholic when he did the play Equus? Remember that play where he rode a human horse and showed all of Broadway his naked body??


Now you remember! I dated a Brit who WAS an alcoholic when he did this play, so I definitely don’t think the sober actors are running to do Equus where the actor basically has sex with a horse, which usually is another actor dressed as a horse(as above) or a stuffed horse mannequin and then exposes their private parts under extremely bright stage lights. Basically, Daniel Radcliffe’s alcohol problem can be blamed on a play.

Kobayashi Wins Again


Meet the world champion wiener eater, Takeru Kobayashi. He wasn’t able to participate at Nathan’s Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest in Cooney Island today because Kobayashi doesn’t believe in signing contracts. I love an immigrant that sticks it to the man! Naturally Kobayashi couldn’t go a 4th of July without eating a dog, I mean a hot dog, so he made his own hot dog eating contest, population one.

His nemesis Joey Chestnut, won Nathan’s contest 5th year in a row by swallowing 62 kosher hot dogs, oy. Technically Kobayashi won, he ate 69 hot dogs, beating Joey’s old record of 68. He then said: “I think I showed them. I’m very happy about my win today but I feel like I’m not at my peak. I think I could go up to 90 or 85.”

He then ran to the nearest bathroom. Seriously though, how does he have a six pack and he’s a professional hot dog eater?! Every American is going to use this as proof that you AREN’T what you eat, even though that blonde streak on Kobayashi’s head reminds me of mustard.

Below are highlights from the processed pig contest, I’m talking about the hot dogs.

Megan Fox Cheated!


Megan Fox cheated on Brian Austin Green. I’m breaking out the big guns to put an end to this story!

My undisclosed source knew Shia while filming Indiana Jones and Shia confessed that he and Megan hooked up while doing a press junket for Transformers. So let’s look at this time line, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green first started dating in 2004, they split up in 2009 after being engaged for 2 years. The first Transformers franchise came out in 2007 so they probably started dating, I mean filming, in 2006 and Indiana Jones came out in 2008 so he was filming in 2007, maybe even 2006, so he was hot on the heels of Megan’s lady lumps.

Conclusion: From our time line, it is apparent Ms. Fox cheated. Oh wait, she’s been married since June 24, 2010, so Mrs. Fox is a cheater. Hope they had a great year anniversary.

Sofia Vergara, Bar Marmont & Lindsay Lohan!

Last night was an interesting night full of debauchery. I started at Bar Marmont for Diego Rivera’s intimate mini concert. He has a folk sound with a Hispanic edge, ala Gypsies! Everyone was sipping on Heineken’s due to the sponsorship, but I’m not a big beer drinker but I will say the Heineken Light’s I drank weren’t as strong as a regular Heineken so I wasn’t drunk after my first beer but my second!

I wasn’t there to merely drink mediocre beer, I was hunting for stories for you Ragmaggers! Here’s what a bevy of older men in the industry get you:

Diego Rivera went out when Sofia Vergara, when see was a natural blonde! Yes, Sofia is not a true brunette! I thought all Hispanic women went from brunette to blonde not vice versa.

I could kind of see Sofia going for the artsy musician, but let’s just say the lighting really works in his favor in this pic.

Now here’s the juiciest insider information I got last night:

Lindsay Lohan was recently doing a shoot for the cover of a new Magazine, Plum, which is based in Miami and she was a total mess(I know, not surprising!). She was texting the stylist to get her drugs(also not surprising) she said she needed coke, ecstasy, GLUE!!!!!!! Yup, she asked for glue! WTF!? The stylist supposedly didn’t pay any attention to Lindsay’s requests, but they didn’t stop her from drinking. Also, Lindsay was ranting about how her father worked for the mob and she saw dead bodies growing up! I don’t know if Michael Lohan worked for the mob, because if he did I’m sure the mob would be have been smart enough to take him out years ago. I wish I was a Lohan, I would slap some sense into that family.