Kate Bosworth got RAPED By Alexander Skarsgard

In their new movie Straw Dogs, hello! Kate Bosworth was actually probably doing some sense memory acting. Sense Memory is when you pull from your real life to get to emotions. I’m sure her and Alexander Skarsgard were probably doing some role playing during the time of filming the rape scene. I can totally see him screaming in German, kinky!

Kate said this about the rape scene:

“And it was actually violent. He’s a huge guy. When he was ripping off my clothes in front of a room filled with men, even though I knew it was make-believe, it was still incredibly violating and terrifying.”

That scene would have been hard for me to shoot because I would have been enjoying it rather than being terrified. Not appropriate for a rape scene. Plus I have a thing for white guys.


Hit me over the head with some hay y’all!

Rag Links!

My gay just told me I look tired or like I’ve been crying, that’s code for haggard! So as I take a beauty nap, click these links!


Taylor Lautner is hot and serving us some MAN face!


Prince Harry has some moves, see how dirty he gets!


Models aren’t perfect! They can’t dance!


Ashley Tisdale wants you to think she’s hot and slutty.


Dior Homme is doing Amish chic, I love!

Alec Baldwin Introduces His Girlfriend To The World Via Letterman


Alec Baldwin wants you to know that he still has it, as in “you” I mean Kim Basinger. So what does every normal actor do when they’re dating someone totally regs but really young!? They go on David Letterman and introduce her to the world. AWKWARD! It’s like he’s having a mid-life crisis and the world has to be the family that watches in dismay. He don’t get me wrong, she’s way younger than him(so instantly considered hot) and she actually seems like a sweet girl.


Anyone that doesn’t look like LA has washed over them with restylane automatically registers to me as “sweet” or a “good person”. I’m a sucker for average.


All that being said, she’s a super cute girl and Alec is lucky to have her…being that she’s a yoga instructor and all. He needs to calm some of that inner rage that seems to seep out.

Hispanic Hump Day

Meet Sebastian Rulli. He’s a Argentinian telenovela (translation: soap opera) star that is also from Teresa. He’s going through a nasty divorce so he’s on the market ladies!


Sebastian is a real Hispanic blonde. Although he looks like a brunette in the first picture, rest assured he’s a real Hispanic blonde. They exist. Fun fact: Sofia Vergara is a real Hispanic blonde but America has a problem with seeing anyone that isn’t Caucasian as a blonde so Sofia was forced to color her hair dark early on in her career. Back to Sebastian!


Sebastian is a true beauty, but his boobs look about the same cup as mine. This is the one thing Sebastian has a complex about due to his ex-wife who “verbally abused” him by saying his boobs were too big! Ay Sebastian, no llores!(traslation: Oh Sebastian, don’t cry!) Just lay off the dumbbells or better yet find a woman who’s into over-sized manly pecks! Pick me, pick me!!!!!!

Dancing With The Schmucks Season 13



Brooke Burke
and Tom Bergeron announced the new cast of Dancing With The Stars which premieres on September 19 and the only real star that will be dancing is Ricki Lake!!! Come on, don’t you remember Cry Baby with Johnny Depp?! She was genius. Don’t get me started on The Ricki Lake Show!


Loved her in her hay day!

The rest of the cast is a bunch of wanna-be’s with the exception of Chaz Bono.

Here’s the cast:

Elisabetta Canalis(George Clooney’s piece) she’ll probably speak in Italian the whole time and America will be over her foreign ass. Ron Artest from the Lakers, they always need a body on the show and at least he knows it. He wore this to the announcement, or lack there of.



Kritin Cavallari
(slut), Hope Solo (soccer player) she’s actually probably going to be the only other person after Chaz who won’t be a wet blanket. Nancy Grace, she’ll just yell at everyone, but I can’t hate on Nancy Grace ya’ll! Rob Kardashian, he’s a little agro sometimes so maybe he’ll get in a little fight on set. Now, the biggest train wreck of them all:

David Arquette, fresh out of rehab!

Ryan Reynolds Is A Biker

Ryan Reynolds is a biker, that’s it.

Just kidding. Ryan Reynold’s is bumping genitals with Sandra Bullock. They are still claiming to be “friends”, but no one believes them. He was seen above at Sandra Bullock’s Hollywood home leaving her house after a 3 hour visit! That is proof! I mean friends don’t hang out for that long(insert sarcasm here). To be honest though, I personally get tried of anyone after 2 hours, so they are for sure connecting on another level other than cerebral.

Sandra made a surprise appearance at The Change-Up premiere a few weeks ago to support her “friend”, and earlier this month they were spotted enjoying a hike near Bullock’s father’s home in Wyoming with Sandra’s son Louis. The pair has also been rumored to be joining forces to produce a new animated television show, And Then There Was Gordon.

They are for sure doing it!

Sarah Jessica Parker Will Kick Your Butt!


Look at those arms! What do you think Matthew Broderick thinks about her arms?! His arms are definitely no where near hers! He was always on the zoftig side and isn’t that backwards? Men are made up of more muscle than fat ratio compared to women. Jessica is defying the odds!


I know she’s a fashion icon but I don’t know how well her arms would go with a Pucci dress.