Jennifer Aniston Likes Druggies


That’s right! It has just came out that her new beau, Justin Theorux was and possibly still is a druggie. Justin confided to actor Keith Middlebrook on the set of Iron Man 2. Keith told Star Magazine this, “He told me about using powerful painkillers like Dilaudid, as well as mushrooms, ecstasy, cocaine, heroin, LSD and crack. We talked about writing, women, and drugs.”


This is Keith Middlebrook and by the looks of him he looks like he DEFINITELY had his fun with drugs. He has “partying ex-stripper” written all over him. So instead of Justin telling him about the drugs, I’m almost certain they were doing the drugs.

He went on to say this, “He was the last person you’d suspect to be doing those hard drugs. I thought he was lying about his drug use. He was just too clean, too together… a really solid guy.”
Bitchy! Bitchy druggie!

Rag-tastic Links


Uh oh! Taylor Swift may be a druggie!


This will change your life and you won’t guess what it’s for. No, it’s not lube!


Yves Saint Laurent fall and winter campaign 2011/2012 make me wish I was in New York……and a model!


I saw this and said, “Ay Papi!” and I wasn’t reading his underwear/speedos. This man just brightened my day and he will do wonders to yours too!

Thoughful Thursdays


What in Zoolander hell is going on here?! I would love to know how this fabulous model, from Barbizon, got with Nous Model Management?! Is he trying to recreate the Brooke Shields Calvin Klein pose? Did the photographer for this shoot honestly think this was haute couture?!

Someone please help!

Who’s Got Breast Insurance?!


This is so 2011, no way would anyone have breast insurance 10 years ago. Guess the owner of these melons who recently decided to insure her double d’s, she said, “I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” she said. “I thought I’d cover my assets.”

No it’s not Pamela Anderson, there’s no way she makes a million bucks in a couple of months, maybe 10 years ago. To be honest, I’m actually surprised this “celebrity” makes a million in a couple of months considering what she does for a living!

Click here(NSFW)!

Holly Madison!


This is obviously an old picture due to her hair and face. It’s amazing what a little plastic surgery and a weave can do for you! Who knew she made a couple of millions a year from her Las Vegas show?!

Side note: This picture is a little raunchy, forgive me.

Ashton Kutcher’s Fling Revealed


As we all know Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are over, almost. Well if they weren’t over before, they’re definitely over now with pictures of his super young, hot and blonde fling surfacing!


Typical. Of course he would go for the complete opposite of Demi. I hope there’s a sex tape! The fling is a girl named Sara Leal. She’s only 23 years old, but she knows what’s she’s doing because she asked for $250,000 for her “version” of the evening on Saturday September 24th. This is a rough week for both Ashton and Demi. Ashton is sucking on Two and a Half Men, he can’t do sitcoms, sorry Ashton, and Demi was looking gaunt at the Lifetime Five Premiere.

Whatever happens, I just hope that Ashton writes a tell all book on life with a Cougar. When acting doesn’t work, start writing.

Hispanic Hump Day-Model Edition


Feast your eyes on Daniel Pimentel, born Daniel Antonio Pimentel. He’s an American model, born and raised in Ontario, California. His website is pretty vapid, full of pictures and video not much content, but then again he is a model and I’m not complaining, even though it sounds like I am.


How perfect is he?!! From the shape of his head to the symmetry in his face! I take back the snarky remark about his website having no content. His pictures are worth a thousand orgasmic words.


He’s even hot ghetto! That’s it, I’m over white boys, it’s time to embrace my Latin roots.

Hide Your Kids It’s Tori Spelling Without Make Up!


AHHHHHHH!!!! What is going on with Tori Spelling? Does this happen when you’re pregnant? Your face contorts into a completely different person? Tori is not a looker, but I wouldn’t call her unsightly….until now.


All I’m saying is she’s lucky she’s married. Dean McDermott is a total Canadian hottie! Tori scored, that’s what money and a family who’s TV royalty does for you. Tori should be thanking her father Aaron Spelling everyday for creating such shows as Dallas and 90210, or Tori would be living in Pacoima right now as a single mother of 4.

I think bed rest is in order for the rest of her pregnancy, she can’t be going out like that!